Housepets!

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True

TUBM has flown in a hot-air balloon

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Last week. Realized about half way to work. Turned around and drove back home to get it.

WWTLTY listened to a song and couldn't understand a word.

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You know, it always amuse me how popular is King that he's even able to become the protagonist in a thread's discussion which doesn't have anything to do with him. It doesn't matter how many times some people try to return the discussion to the main topic, it always get back to King :lol: Why do yo...

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Every day. I'm my own worst critic.

WWTLTY emptied the trash cans.

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You ask that here? Isn't overthinking what Housepets fans are made of?

WWTLTY changed the oil in your car?

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"I'M A SHARK! LOOK AT ME, I'M A SHARK!"

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The odd quartet reach a path through the pines heading around the farms and back towards town. It was a short rainstorm so it's not too muddy, but Cinnamon's glad he's riding... his short legs and long tail don't get along with mud at all. "He ain't asleep, he's hurt! Likely ran under a low bra...

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Which means that now we're moving away from the other party.

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Silly Zealot wrote: Oh, how brilliant! The scientists just discovered what everyone already knew: That cats and dogs are natural enemies!

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Silly Zealot, foxes might be "the catlike canine" but that doesn't mean they're the result of crossing cats and dogs. Though according to a children's story in The Book of the New Sun the Cheetah is the result of the Leopard and the Maned Wolf falling in love. When the Atlantic split the c...

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lol, that was unexpected, didn't notice there was another corgi. Oh yes, the name confusion is a delicious surprise. I hadn't thought of game hunters in the Housepets universe before, but that would be consistent with the rest of the twisted fridge logic. Probably not going to be allowed in pet-fri...

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"Oh, so you're not Koa Tesla after all? Wait a second, I thought... gunshots!?" Cinnamon hadn't heard any gunshots over the noise of the helicopters. "Nobody was shooting anything around here! Which way did you come from, where were they shooting? There's not supposed to be any hunte...

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Luckily, I've done the math on falling through the Earth, and we discussed it in the comment section!

Help, I'm out of cokes!

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True, but I'm waiting on the dryer before I start.

TUBM secretly wants a minivan.

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Wow, you talks just like human owners do!! An i'll have you know, i haven't thrown a rider since they said the next time it happened, they was going to.. umm I haven't lost a rider since i was a colt.. "Got a lot of experience with animals who need talking to like that, col... uh... stallion.&...

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I hire Space Station Freedom for a very small rock concert.

I drop the national debt.

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Sleet wrote: Or you instantly drop dead for being older than their maximum lifespan.

That's definitely a problem for some of us.

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I drop in, link up, and tune out.

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I take the game home, discover my kid's already got it, and wander away embarrassed.

I drop a countersunk strikeplate.

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Itsuki. Except for the fundoshi. Definitely not a fundoshi kind of guy.

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ICBW, but I rather think I have, IYKWIM.

HYE buried a pet?

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Five squirrels with lightsabers images

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Thats justify the unjustifiable. It doesn't matter how many psychological traumas he has suffered, he still having a human brain, a human conscience, and that's something pretty hard to ignore. He's got human memories, but they're living in a dog's brain... and is there any reason to consider a dog...

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Thats justify the unjustifiable. It doesn't matter how many psychological traumas he has suffered, he still having a human brain, a human conscience, and that's something pretty hard to ignore. He's got human memories, but they're living in a dog's brain... and is there any reason to consider a dog...

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Cinnamon perches behind Doc, trying to come up with something to say that doesn't involve ranting about alternative medicines, and thinking of what his "dad" would say if he let some witch-doctor treat a concussion with bark and roots. "Um, anyway, my name's Cin... Sixtoes Walton, I w...

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The thing about King is, he's had a series of huge shocks one after the other, enough to unmoor anyone's self image. Not just the whole being turned into a dog thing, there's all the revelations about his soul, and on top of that Pete's been systematically applying "deprogramming" / "...

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Cinnamon spins around, chittering in annoyance, what's going on today... helicopters, sudden thunderstorms, idiot horses, and dogs hiding in the bushes. "Herbs? Holey moley, pup! He's unconscious, and you haven't had a look at him yet, how do you have any idea what's wrong?" The rusty weas...

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Mickey the Luxray wrote:
Argent wrote:Jasper and Delusional Steve.
Are you TRYING to drive everyone insane?

Well, yeh. What of it?

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(I had to google it, but if it was an Intellivision game I could play it)

I use it to start a fire and make some coffee.

I drop a New Hampshire "UNIX" license plate.

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I go looking for an Atari 2600 on eBay to play it.

I drop a calendar for the year 1582.

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Jasper and Delusional Steve.

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I use it to wind up a typewriter.

I drop a linotype matrix.

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Cinnamon was out of sorts: between the wet fur and the bruises from wet branches, the last thing he was ready for was dealing with was some clueless four-legger. "Not you, you d... daft grass-eater. The guy on your back! Quit jumping around like a mad thing, you'll throw him and probably do him...

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Mickey the Luxray wrote:What I meant is that if Joel was turned into what he hated, then I can only imagine what kind of justice could have been served to Fatty.

Since Pete didn't want him as an avatar... probably nothing.

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OK, after reading the second version of the strip, I totally looked like this:

(except with a pointier muzzle, because weasel, ok)

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As opposed to humans with animal characteristics?

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Joel's sentence was going to be "time served".

Fatty's probably out already.

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By the power of Megaball I command you!

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We can't always make smart mistakes, alas.

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Well, I've posted, I didn't want to anticipate anyone's reactions (eg, Moonbeam getting startled and running off and leaving Cinnamon, ahem, hanging), but I can extend my opening lines a bit if Doc and Moonbeam want more material to riff off.

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