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by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:00 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Ban Hammer
Replies: 7274
Views: 829345

Re: Ban Hammer

Alex is banned for banning somebody who banned the admin who banned somebody else!
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:11 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Hoosenpetten Facenbooken
Replies: 56
Views: 19502

Re: Hoosenpetten Facenbooken

Dr. Prower wrote:Let's kill Facebook! Everybody grab a pitchfork and torch!
Jakkal likes this *thumb up*
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:40 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"another intresting fact, that Mistakes is written in capital letters"

...54 translations later we get:

"It is interesting to write letters and numbers."

hell it is ^^
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:34 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 3389
Views: 650254

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

you get some coins.. arrrrrrrrrrr

inserts doubt
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:32 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Corrupt a wish!
Replies: 2455
Views: 359902

Re: Corrupt a wish!

wish is grated, if walking into suppermarket

I wish I could draw better
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:30 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"woops, you're right, my bad!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not voops is?"
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:25 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"Dr. Prower is eating a Wopper"

...54 translations later we get:

"Doctors 劳尔 voppa 1000"
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:20 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"is that a calculator at the collar of your Avatar, Kyderra?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not kiderra is?"
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:02 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Ban Hammer
Replies: 7274
Views: 829345

Re: Ban Hammer

Dr is banned for not sharing the whopper
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:55 am
Forum: Media Median
Topic: Housepets! ...of yours
Replies: 282
Views: 282049

Re: Housepets! ...of yours

http://www.kaltec-net.de/koty/koty.html

the red one, Jumper, died 2 years ago in the age of 7

the black tabby, Jakkarta, is still in good shape with us :)
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:52 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Ban Hammer
Replies: 7274
Views: 829345

Re: Ban Hammer

Dr. Power is banned for even mention the "red carpet"
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

Original text:

"yeah it's really hard not to die by laughing"

...54 translations later we get:

"The smile died."
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:24 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"Another funny thing is, that you still got 0 posts displayed. Have fun here. I do actually!"

...54 translations later we get:

"0 things rare and wonderful!"
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:06 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: Increasingly Bizarre Implications
Replies: 40
Views: 28919

Re: Increasingly Bizarre Implications

probably they finished their meal already
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:57 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"yeah, same wishes from me! Welcome Felix"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mensintaiku there! Welcome to Felix."
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:31 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 120797

Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

"The Ministry of Truth, which concerned itself with news, entertainment, education and the fine arts. The Ministry of Peace, which concerned itself with war. The Ministry of Love, which maintained law and order. Nineteen Eighty-Four" ...54 translations later we get: "Of course, labor,...
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:19 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What's the last thing you ate?
Replies: 493
Views: 201963

Re: What's the last thing you ate?

Currywurst
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:19 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Another game.
Replies: 3264
Views: 678363

Re: Another game.

^kind of
<believing to be a no believer of no believer
v never been in germany
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:15 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 3389
Views: 650254

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

You get me and other good looking men ;)

*inserts: British petrol*
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:12 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Hoosenpetten Facenbooken
Replies: 56
Views: 19502

Re: Hoosenpetten Facenbooken

ReCreate wrote:
Liam wrote:I hate Facebook, it destroyed my home planet.
It killed my wife and family.
It stole my sandwich... twice!
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:06 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Gravatar not changing
Replies: 7
Views: 3494

Re: Gravatar not changing

at least there is actually a way... not like some other sites...
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:09 am
Forum: Media Median
Topic: Poetry Corner
Replies: 142
Views: 84153

Re: Poetry Corner

It's a german one, I wrote once (well not too far away) it's hard to translate, but I will give it a try... Selbstmord (by me) Was ist dies nun? Ein durch eigenhand Hand verursachter Tod So steht es im Buch. Was fühlen dies Menschen, die sowas gedenken und tun? Handeln sie aus Schmerz oder Not? Man ...
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:02 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Music.
Replies: 6425
Views: 2023772

Re: Music.

how classic are you talking? Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Strauss, Bach, Dvorak, etc. Gershwin? Wagner or Liszt? Or what about Chopin? Or even Vivaldi? I am a big fan of Cabaret even of the movie and well yes, this song is looping right now... and before... don't call me a nazionalsocialist, I j...
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:57 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite MOVIES (?)
Replies: 930
Views: 282136

Re: Favorite MOVIES (?)

Typhon wrote:
Sketcherofstuff wrote:I heard that Downfall wa samazing. I have to see that some time.
Isn't that the movie where Hitler caps on his officers? Its all over youtube in various dubs.
nope, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dor/objec ... _wide.html
by Jakkal
Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:54 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite band
Replies: 58
Views: 19688

Re: Favorite band

ohh how could I forgot the doors... shame on me... I love them too
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite band
Replies: 58
Views: 19688

Re: Favorite band

actually my favorite is Bohemian Rhapsody Is this the real life? That's a song, by the band called Queen. But yeah, Queen is good. My favorite is either Iron Maiden or Ozzy Osbourne! I wrote it as a answer for the "Somebody to love" statement^^ ich hab vorhin schon geschrieben, welche ban...
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:49 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite band
Replies: 58
Views: 19688

Re: Favorite band

actually my favorite is Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: Translation Projects
Topic: German Translation - Legacy (Old Translation Thread)
Replies: 90
Views: 101024

Re: German Translation

sehr gut gemacht, übrigens kann ich auch helfen, mein Schulenglisch ist gut genug um das Zeug richtig zu verstehen, und ich sollte als Deutscher aus Deutschland ;) keine Probleme haben... translation: very well done, by the way, I can help too, my "school english" is good enough to underst...
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:07 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Has a Movie ever made you cry?
Replies: 181
Views: 60083

Re: Has a Movie ever made you cry?

ehm, the scene in "the untergang" when the children of Göbbel are singing in the bunker, while you know, they gonna be killed this evening by a cyancaly pill... muffins and cookies
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite band
Replies: 58
Views: 19688

Re: Favorite band

devils wrote:
Jakkal wrote:Rammstein and Tokio hotel, cos I am a proud german...

nah just kiddin, my favorite bands are queen, dire straits and pink floyd
Freddy Mercury = one of the best singers to ever walk the earth!
amen!
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite MOVIES (?)
Replies: 930
Views: 282136

Re: Favorite MOVIES (?)

Pulp Fiction
InGlorious I love you
most Monty python films (I don't count Jeberwalky in)
Der Untergang (I think it's called Downfall in your countries)
Im Westen nichts neues (the 1939 version of it), the book is amazing too!
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:49 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Favorite band
Replies: 58
Views: 19688

Re: Favorite band

Rammstein and Tokio hotel, cos I am a proud german...

nah just kiddin, my favorite bands are queen, dire straits and pink floyd
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:30 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Hello there
Replies: 8
Views: 4043

Re: Hello there

woobs, a well, now I am something special... hahaha
by Jakkal
Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:26 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Hello there
Replies: 8
Views: 4043

Hello there

Hey guys, I am not this sure, if I am doing it right here, to make a Thread about my arrival here... aaaaanyway I am Jakkal, from Frankfurt/Germany, 21 years old (very old ;) ) and male (not sure if it is improtant anyway :P ). So I hope I will have a very nice time here with you guys, girls and wha...