Housepets!

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I only behave well around others.

I wish I could cat dance.

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Zlash is banned for being strained.

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Zlash is banned because I'm hungry.

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I like to scratch.

I wish I liked to bite as well as scratch.

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Zlash is banned for not being hurtable.

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Zlash is banned because my back hurts.

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They don't, they bite you instead.

I wish I didn't have a moustache.

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Zlash is banned for being half the reason his Flint's fingers are breaking. And for thinking I watch CSI.

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Zlash is banned for making a CSI Miami joke without a pun!

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It's dead.

I wish I was able to touch things without passing through them,

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Zlash is banned for YEAH!

Ihasadonut

Granted, you are eaten by a grue.

I wish I was a ghost forever and enjoyed it.

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Zlash is banned because *high five*

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I make it again.

I wish I enjoyed being a human ghost for eternity.

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Zlash is banned for being right on that banning.

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You are now ninja'd all the time.

I wish I was permanently a human ghost.

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Zlash is banned for SPARTAAAAAA!

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Granted, he becomes UNdead.

I wish I was a human ghost again.

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Zlash is banned for figglesticks.

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Granted, but I become more like you than you yourself.

I wish I wasn't like you.

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Zlash is banned because I didn't call him a girl.

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Granted, but I kill myself and become a ghost.

I wish I could stay a ghost.

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Zlash is banned because he's a bad laddie.

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Granted, but others start to.

I wish to live in a volcano and be able to live happily.

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Zlash is banned because I like being obvious.

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Granted, we come back to life and you don't.

I wish you would.

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Zlash is banned because he is also here.

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Granted, but now you can't.

I wish for large pieces of molten rock to rain from the sky.

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Zlash is banned for no reason.

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Granted, you can't.

I wish someone else was here.

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Zlash is banned for capitalising my name.

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Granted, I understand more about dirt.

I wish I could breath underwater.

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Zlash is banned for accusing someone of hypocrisy.

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Granted, I understand that I'm never going to understand.

I wish I understood something else.

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Zlash is banned for banning me for banning Flint.

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Your prize: Nothing.

Puts in: Microphone.

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Flint is banned because Flint is banned.

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Flint is banned for hating Zlash for hating Jakkal.

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Jakkal is banned for not explaining these reasons.

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Flint is banned for being skipped.

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