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Adriette was quiet as Mikkel drove away from the suburbs towards the city, where they were going to check in with the central bank. It was something Adriette thought the new boy would have been able to do over the galnet but the kid wasn’t security vetted right now and, considering his background, w...

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TheRook259 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:21 pm Also not dead here!

Glad to know I'm not the only one..

Well then post. Picar... I mean Hivemind needs Rika's counsel!

Oh, and happy birthday. (To both of you(!))

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Manjack (Look it up, it's a tree)

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The road from the city centre out to U.S.C. Pankhak, the main U.S.C. Finance sector for the colony and, indeed, the sector, was closed, the local Police having secured the scene against interlopers and commuters contaminating the crime scene as the van lay on its side, a gentle wisp of steam sliding...

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Sprout

(You only need one.)

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IOC PANDERA - HOLD UP is, uh, up.

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As the alarm went off at 0630, Jasmine Rhew turned over in bed and kissed her husband awake. He let her, having been awake for several minutes already and remembering it was always good to wake with one of the best moments of the day, remembering the day when the most beautiful and gentle female in ...

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" Great, " Jenny muttered to herself after Gadgeteers warning came in, " I'm gonna need a bigger boat... gun, " she said, correcting herself and regretting the film reference. It made her think of things in the past and she needed to be in the now for now. Watching. Which she did...

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Watches Dalonewolf25 trip over NHWeston. Picks up the win. Wanders off.

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You may have noticed the lack of bodies in this story.

That's the comedic aspect.

It doesn't hold true for the IOC Pandera one I'm currently writing...

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Harvest is a fun narrator. His lack of focus often helps explain the universe. Such as his explaining the governmental situation.

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He'll introduce Salara and Wheat later...

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DINNER DATE It’s over. It’s done. Apparently they can’t stop Darlington talking now someone’s tried to kill him. He figured he’d be safe as long as he kept schtumm but the attack on the trial room had loosened that so it was spill all, save skin. He tells how the V.P. wanted it done so that the Pres...

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ORDER, DISORDER! Right. So that’s part of Wilt’s plan. The interesting part is what’s next? The Canine’s like me, in the observation area. There’s no way for him to get to Darlington. The teleport systems are in full jammed mode and no-one can be beamed in or out so what’s he up to? I whisper to the...

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ANd happy 'missed your birthday by one day' to you, TyVulpintaur.

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INSIDE Day two of the trial and I wonder how the news agencies are selling this across the spectrum. I’m not going to look, though. I’m an experienced bounty hunter and Private Eye who’s seen all sorts of depravities and hatred and evil visited on one side by another. I might not have the stomach fo...

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And, for his next attempt... SLEEPYTIME OK, so Adriette doesn’t talk to me until after I’ve been checked out by the medical professionals in the city hospital and I’ve undergone two hours of probing and prodding and finger waving and lights shining in my eyes to convince her that I’m compos mentis a...

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Obligatory fight scene! STAIRWAY TO FIGHT CLUB I duck back around the corner as I don’t know if he’s seen me. I might have the power of surprise right now and I don’t want to give it up. My new Celican friend seems to have noticed my absence and he looks around for me, alighting on my face around th...

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OPENING DAY Dakrin’s going to be so jealous. So, so, jealous. It’s the first day here and I’ve been noticed. By Vulpara Feeny, chief Vixen correspondent for Celica Prime news and she’s thanking me for my actions on Darena Core and I’m a little confused as I return the hug, knowing that I’m going to ...

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Wonders when Ty will notice the 'win' is a cabbage. Hides the win.

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COMMUNICATIONS I’m not totally sure Adriette can’t read minds so I’m going to give her all the credit for tracking Smashmouth through the base and discovering what he was up to in his sneaky little way. She’d tracked him through the base to the computer section where, after conning the officer on du...

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TRACKING. Adriette’s tracing Smashmouth – who she’s chosen to call Plaster as she doesn’t like Smashmouth as a name – on the computer systems as Bluejay’s taken to a private cell somewhere down block from the gentleman he came here to not kill. I’m not exactly needed to help them trace Smashmouth – ...

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Must admit I enjoyed writing the bit where he took flowers and choccies to apologise to a hologram in the previous part.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT And I’m running. I hear Adriette tell a small squad to assemble to try and catch Wilt but I know he’ll be gone by the time I get there but I haven’t exactly had time to tell her why I’m running to a place I’ve not quite been before but here we are. They know I’m attached to the case...

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Harvest has Wilt on his mind. DRONING AROUND Who is this guy, Dartington? No, apparently that’s some sort of crystal manufacturer. Can you manufacture that? Mostly it occurs naturally, doesn’t it? Never mind. I got the name wrong. Darlington. From what I’m able to find out the loony is the second in...

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Now, I'm sure you all know the theme... SPIDER-MOUSE How is it I always end up in the air vents? Adriette’s using me to test out the schematics of the courthouse by usage of the hologram room in the Council Base and I’m currently on the fifth floor of the building, in the crawlspaces. I’m wearing a ...

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MIDNIGHT CALLER Well, OK. I say ‘meeting’ but, of course, Judge General Wharrick isn’t here. The Wolven’s on Celica, where she heads up the Judicial side of things for the Council. The structure’s split so no-one’s really left out. The Military wing is based on Cana, Finance on Felis, Distribution i...

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HARVEST AT SEA Adriette’s mad at me. There are several ways of telling. One of the main ones was her telling me I’m an idiot six times in about five minutes as she blasted my ears off about how stupid I’d been, letting myself be seen like that and how could I risk things now when I didn’t have a cle...

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Tomorrows chapter is just a bit of fun, bringing back a couple of characters who appeared in IOC on the sea...

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LUNCH MEETING Hours pass. Hours full of talking, planning, plotting, getting me established in the two star hotel that is guest quarters on the base and so on and so forth. The quartermaster has obviously heard about my journey there as her hand shakes as she hands me the key to the bubble car they ...

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A RAT TO TRUST If there’s one truth across the universe it’s that interrogation rooms – sorry, interview rooms – are pretty much the same featureless rooms with a single door, a table, two – or sometimes three – chairs and an occasional mirror which shows you the same image no matter which side of i...

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TRAINING I can relax now. Well, for about ten to fifteen minutes, of course. The train’s about an hour out from Salway City so, if the bad guys have been paying any kind of attention, they know we’re headed for Salway. Or Panteknica. But, odds on, they’ll guess Salway. It has a U.S.C. Military base ...

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Well, the opposition in Harvest's story is a lot more suave than indiscriminate.

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Much thanks.

It continues (sort of) in the Harvest Moon story I'm currently putting up.

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MOUSE RACE There’s something the people in the car heading straight at me might not have considered as I lumber towards them at an unsafe velocity and that’s that I usually drive a wonderful slab of car known as the Brick. It brakes for no-one (largely because, if it did, I’d have trouble getting he...

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Harvest finds a friend. KNOW YOUR FOE I can hear footsteps overhead. Or should I say over face? Something H/K’s keep to themelves – aside from the fact they think Hunter Killer is a rather stupid name for a bounty hunter as everyone thinks we just kill everyone so they fight three times as hard – is...

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SAFE ZONE? They still run exclusive trains on this colony, for the upper class types who want to see the scenery as they head from the city to their little palaces in the country, sipping the finest wines and enjoying high class meals as they zoom past people who work to put the fluids in the bottle...

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Banned for sending Birthday wishes to those who've not been here for decades.

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No-one's as loony as the locals... OSIRAN MORNING. I’m not exactly sure what the lady in… I think it’s 47 Takrey Crescent if the road sign I ran past a moment ago… was expecting when she decided to do some clotheless morning relaxing on the sun lounger in the garden but I have this vague doubt that ...

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