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Night and Morning I’m awake, I’m awake! I haven’t been dr… Oh, it’s a gull. Rapping on the window like a professional. Thankfully, though, he can’t sing. He flutters off, leaving me to re-establish where I am. I’m parked up in a parking ares that has a three hour waiting period and I’ve been here tw...

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ON THE ROAD AGAIN So I’m going south and further south and, after that, I’m going South. I’m going to need to use my credit chit sometime. It’s only natural. I need to eat. I need to sleep. I need to fuel this vehicle. I need to use a credit to spend a penny. Strictly speaking, I can do two of those...

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Chip seemed a little unsure of herself but tried to sound confident for Piper's sake. " Well, OK... " She twiddled her thumbs. " I'll do what I can... " --------------------------------------- " Yeah, " Nola agreed, leaving it unclear if it was approval or not, " t...

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MISSION PLAN. It seems there’s a universe outside this patch and it’s just as annoying and back stabby as life within the patch. Some Admiral called Dartington or something recently led an assault force to try and seize control of some planet that had access to some sort of super weapon an informant...

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MORNING MEETING Before going to sleep, I followed the standard parameters when you’re pretty sure you’re up a creek with a car whose history can be tracked by murderous hoodlums out to remove me from the board before I’ve even really stepped onto it. Lock the door. Put something heavy in front of it...

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MIDNIGHT IN THE OFFICE What am I doing out here, you might wonder, hanging from the guttering by my tail and peeking in from the top of a window to see who’s inside a darkened room in the middle of the night when I know this is, almost certainly, a trap. Well, I’m abroad in territory the enemy knows...

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If it wasn't him in the bathroom with stomach issues, where did the flushing come from? My second guess was that he shoved the guys head who he was meeting with in a toilet. When I see flushing in anything, I automatically think toilet. LOL This is true. But he just needed the loo. It has been seve...

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But... he's not sick. It's the carpet he thinks is bubbling!

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He's in Pandera City. Did you think one of them wouldn't make a cameo? NIGHT LODGE One thing you should know about me is that, apparently, I am sometimes magic. Sometimes impossible things happen. Like right now where, whilst I’m concentrating on driving towards Pandera city and my comm beeps to tel...

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I agree with Dayzee, H.J. You're a lovable nitwit at worst. Anyhow... ROADWAY I’d love to say this thing roared out of the parking lot in pursuit of the red car and the rich Mican it was after but that’d be a lie. If I’d done that, I’d have been flattened by an eighteen wheel behemoth delivering qua...

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MEETING There are some days I hate my senior in life. She makes minor scale abuses of me from time to time and now’s one of those times. It was just a standard thing. Take a message pod from her to one of her people in a coffee shop in Kelvarra, the third city on Pandera. It wasn’t anything of any r...

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You're stuck with tea for now? Isn't that American for horror?

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For the next story.

At a secret location on Pandera, a trial is about to take place. A trial that could affect all of Mican society. Mican Intelligence wants facts kept secret. Harriet Thurso would like them known. And Harvest Moon just happens to be on Pandera...

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And the finale. Featuring a guest cameo that covers a point I can never really fit in in their stories. He really does visit his dad... SIXTY-EIGHT Talvary Communal station had just sent off the weeks’ last shuttle to Calderon as Henry stepped through the small shopping center, noting security watch...

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SIXTY-SEVEN Greedan groaned and wondered, not for the first time this month, if this head he was wearing was, actually, his. It felt like it belonged to an Equinna, the way it was pounding. A whining sound was dazzling his ears and he could feel the fur move across his chest and… OK, he thought in t...

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I'd say 'get ell soon' but that's the whole point...

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SIXTY-SIX Frank sat up in bed and wondered when he’d be able… no, he corrected, allowed to get up and do his job properly. It felt off, leaving things to Charlie and Talitha, despite the new girl proving her capabilities and skills. Charlie had mostly good things to say about her, although she did c...

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SIXTY-FIVE “So,” Gerek asked as he looked on Darlington through the security channel, “what are you going to do with him?” “I’m not sure,” Postain admitted, shuffling his notes on the table as he spoke, getting them ready for the speech he was needing to make. One of the ones of necessity. Some Capt...

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I think he'd be more the Professor type...

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I'd say Forbury is gonna be feeling that in the morning. Hopefully his injuries aren't too serious! No, she's fine. She was watching the others save themselves by diving for cover/the ground BEFORE the large explosion hit their backs at about 80mph and threw them forward, as seen in most TV shows a...

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Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:03 pm Hope that you have a fun time in Vermont while in college down there! Maybe we will be there at the same time at some point. XD

At first I thought you thought NHWeston was going to college in Vermont...

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SIXTY-THREE Cadan Kayblee held his nerve and his breath as the troop approached an isolated building just to the south of the Karrinean capital and took position, a succession of hand signals directing the other eight in his team, chosen from the Karrinean Militia who’d defended their positions agai...

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SIXTY-TWO Postain sat behind his desk and mulled things quietly. He knew the arrival of the Rodomont and the Mican cruiser had ensured the swift end of the combat over Karrin but he couldn’t shake the thought that their appearance hadn’t been necessary. That their trip hadn’t been necessary. That th...

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SIXTY-ONE Kelvan stood in the doorway of his parents room and put on his best happy face for the occupant of the bed today. “I’m visiting a lot of people in hospital beds these days,” he said, far too glibly. Looking nonchalant in his second jacket, he stepped into the room as Frank did his best to ...

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SIXTY The Wuy buckled under the fire from both Division ships but remained intact as the Karrinean ships twisted around to gain a better firing position. The Wuy couldn’t fire as their assailant was co-ordinating their fire to provide no gaps long enough for them to drop shields and return fire. A m...

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IsraeliDisneyFan wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 7:50 pmZen

I have to...

Natani

Or, if you prefer...

Nobbled

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Gerontocracy

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FIFTY-NINE They were nearly upon them now. Postain noted the Wuy and the two Karrinean ships were moving to intercept as best able. He was worried. There seemed to be no ryme or reason to this attack. From what he’d been able to gather, the first attack had been directly against the most secured par...

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FIFTY-EIGHT President Gerek looked on the incoming ships with dismay. Two Kaltrexia class heavy cruisers and one that wasn’t registering on their systems. At least it wasn’t transmitting any identity code he knew of and it looked like they were heading around the defence systems. They really needed ...

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FIFTY-SEVEN Senny pushed the throttle hard as the vessel gained power behind her, making sure she kept aware of the location of her flight as they scattered to the solar winds. She could hear Alpha 4, known as Knotweed, cursing in her headset. He was one of the new ones, assigned just a month or so ...

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FIFTY-SIX Charlie made her way through the ship, thinking it quite something that a Type 12 Frigate had arrived in the nick of time and saved her husband as a kind of cherry on the top. She knew the layout of this thing from the plans Kelvan had used to have in his bedroom so had declined the escort...

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FIFTY-FIVE Senny was ready. Her fighter was loaded into the launcher and ready to engage as soon as the word was given. So, as soon as Maldak relayed the call from the bridge and cleared them for launch, her squad was launching. Shield power transferred from the rear, covering the launch bay to the ...

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FIFTY-FOUR Maldak had been checking to make sure but it certainly appeared that the comm system was fully active, receiving as well as transmitting, so she wasn’t confident that this incoming ship was on their side. The Cadan next to her had strapped himself in automatically, although he had indicat...

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Feline Doctor. Professional uncaring. FIFTY-THREE The battle started to recede now, the unexpected arrival of the Wuy spoiling the plans to devastate the southern continent’s major city and remind the colonists they were still vulnerable to attack. The Jestavanian cruiser and the Wuy had swapped fir...

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Executrix

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" I'm thinking it's a no-win situation, " David admitted honestly. " If we can't send the innocents out of the back, because they won't go. The other option is diversion through the front... " --------------------------------- Scruff pushed open one of the doors and looked out, w...

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Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:14 pm Looks like everybody made it following the turbulence they went through. Here is hoping there are no delayed head injuries that can cause any problems.

Except for at least one dead nurse?

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FIFTY-TWO Lights flickered in the darkness and cast feeble lights into the blackness as a penlight flicked on, casting a sharp shard of white light across the engineering bay, making a Canine gasp and shield his eyes as it dazzled him. “Ohgood,you’realive,” gabbled an obvious voice from behind the l...

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Yup. And there'll be a lot of banged up people at the least

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FIFTY-ONE Yarik could barely stand right now, let alone see. There was blood in his eyes and his knees were shaking under his own weight. He could feel several ribs had gone and there was a hot feeling in his abdominal area and he was one fingerwave short of going down. His nose was blocked with his...

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