Housepets!

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How do I get rid of this guy? I've got three tazers on max force and he doesn't seem to bother.

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You get a can of orange soda, spiked with cocaine.

I insert air

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Granted, they rebel and take over Germany, and aim to conquer all of the North! They then attack Russia and fail horribly and all die.

I wish for a werewolf.

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22 hi

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You get a group of weird blue men.
I insert a match

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For fudges sake, can someone get Karishad out of here?
Karishad: "Why, I am shocked that you'd say that!"

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"Don't worry, I'm oka-ARGHWArzsdkoapfk."

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But I only have four, where's the fif-arghwarblefzzt

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Granted!
or IS IT‽‽‽‽‽‽ (dun dun dun DUUUUUN)
I wish for less drama

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Zat would be dangerouz, which iz why I have bought THREE!

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True, but that's a secret

(and also has nothing posted on it)
TUBM is from europe

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Granted, it is now 5:00 AM, and every time it gets to 6 AM time is reversed back to five.
I wish for a wish

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I make all the spikes into cookie dough, and eat them. I then transform the ground into water and attack you with a cookie trident.

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You get soaking wet
I insert a can of fuel

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Granted, you are now teleported to them exactly 24 hours before they begin.
I wish for a new youtube

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14 He was probably waiting intently for one hundred so he could stop us there

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"Xzzztfizzle."
I know that's kinda weird, but that's what he said. I did have a taser in a quite uncomfortable spot on him though

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81 hi

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as I hit the ground, I try to transmute air pockets in the ground to dampen the fall, but I get hit for nearly full force. I do manage to cover every single part of the ground except where I am with spikes though.

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Your father comes back high, drunk and dehydrated.
I insert myself to flee from Kharisad

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I use alchemy to transmute my shirt into a parachute, and then use fire alchemy to burn your parachute entirely.

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You get sober.
I insert Karishad yet again.

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Okay, more nightmares that haunt you in your sleep.
I wish for my new glasses to not make me disoriented while getting used to them : S

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I pull the arrow out of my nose, and throw it straight through your parachute.

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You get catnip
I insert otter food

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Toilet drinking?

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Then you're teleported there to listen

I wish there was a project for breeding a race of approximately-human-intelligence dogs.

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