Housepets!

Zero tolerance for failure Render, better edit that to a xylophone

Granted, they tear a hole through your stomach and run away along with your hobbies.
I wish for a dimension with infinite amounts of cookies in it.

I throw a fragment from the door at you before the dust settles.

I turn into dough, and you feel a sharp pain as i stab your back.

200! Hi MegaMaster btw

I cut you open from inside while you're busy, and escape.

You hear an odd grinding sound and your butt returns covered in zits.
I insert your head.

Verily, thou must haveth amnesiatheth, thou just said thou knewesth

Granted, you now write at the speed of light, without being able to stop. The air friction causes the atoms around you to heat up and bond with each other, causing a nuclear blast the size of new york.
I wish for a pair of x-ray goggles.

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I drown you in cookie dough

Truthfully, I did too. Maybe the next poster knows.

Granted! It spontaneously combusts, lighting your pc and house on fire.
I wish for Karishad to leave me alone.

Out comes a torrent of tranquilizer darts that blocks out the sun.
I insert my spare goggles (I'd never give up my main ones)

I throw a sharpened cookie at you.

Lol, kinda getting a continuity, Karishad haunts me here, I stuff him in a vending machine in http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1109&p=556109#p556109 and even worse things happen Anyway, you suddenly start growing hair! You feel a weird sensation as a tail starts to gr...

194 Hi RatHead

Out comes a rose with a bullet hole in it. As you try to pick it up though, your hand just goes through it. I insert a newspaper. One article reads "Pet otter found in local zoo chained to the bottom of the pens pool, with several bite marks from an alligator, and "You ought'ter be more ca...

Feel free to call me Odd, Erik or both, IRL most people shorten it to Odd, while Erik is actually a name in English, so both work for me. And yeah, I'm closet too. People here seem nice though .

Oh, part 2? I saw it in 3D at the premiere. It was good, but there were a couple parts where I was just like "GET ON WITH IT!". But the action and cg was alright, so worth the money
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190 Me too . So, what are you doing?

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Hi saturn, how are you?

I don't own meelee, but I know I can't do it in Brawl, so that's a no.
I can put my thumb behind the knuckle of my index finger, can you?

You get a Nerd and a Geek
I insert Karishad (this will either end very well or very badly, i suspect the last)

Banned for being a grammar nazi

Granted, but it turns out to be a massive tumor and the doctors take it away.
I wish for Karishad to haunt you forever

Wouldn't nerds take offence that you think nerds that easily take offence?

Querying is popular today, I see.

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Hi, I'm Odd-Erik (Yes that is my real name; no my parents don't hate me, it's Norwegian), I've recently found the comic and have now read through it 2 times(more like 3.7, but only two coherent read-throughs). I like Anime, Games, Youtube, Webcomics and am a slight furry. My favorite animals are ott...

There has to be an arc related to Fido soon, or just the good old dog club in general. I mean, without Fido, will Peanut be kicked? Fido is after all the one who put Peanut back in the club after the whole cat-lover thing.