Housepets!

I think I has the solution! The Yello-Dello! I mean... Pita! (Mmm... gyros... :P) I mean... PETA! Why not? They've been against the rights and freedoms-- i.e. the right to live at home with a family and amenities-- since Fox first encountered them back when we first met Joel Robinson! Keene would be...

I don't know, but why do I think Pete is in on this?

He's messed with the destinies of characters before, and nothing had been said before that Pete or Spirit Dragon had begin to exist as coporeal creatures at the exact current time period. (i.e. Doctor Who logic.)