A moment Steward's dreaded
Leaves him fully-headed,
Demons are evil, that's true,
But they won't steal and cheat you.
The bird has a point, that's scary,
But as they delve into a situation hairy,
Remember, curses are easily corrupted,
Beware or find your lives abrupted.
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- Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:42 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/17 - Services Rendered
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3210
- Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:56 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/15 - The Sundering
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7371
Re: 2021/02/15 - The Sundering
It's always something new with Eudoant. Next, we'll find out he's some kind of an executive in a screwed up underworld sports league. Hmmmmm, that just might explain the Red Sox decision to trade Mookie Betts. :evil: He might've gone to play for the Hellmouth Sunbeams ( https://blaseball-fans.fando...
- Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:06 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/12 - The Process
- Replies: 40
- Views: 11944
Re: 2021/02/12 - The Process
Hammertime! -- Steward, accept it, you're hecked, And your life? It's gonna get wrecked, Stripped down to soul and vice, Split in bits, won't that be nice? Either do it quick or do it slow So that horns from your skull grow, And now, badger, you find That it's way too late to change your mind. You c...
- Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:26 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
Re: Things you finally noticed on rereading
The fact that Steward is a badger (specifically a North American one) after having been an accountant is a play on Taxidea taxus, the NA badger's scientific name.
- Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:24 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/10 - First Law Of Thermodemonics
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5382
Re: 2021/02/10 - First Law Of Thermodemonics
Demons are flakes of souls left behind, The corrupted husks from the grind, And they corrupt what they touch. And they touch very very much. Heaven wants nothing to do with it, They'd really rather forget, And heck's power's more than a trick, Instead, it's pure magic(k). All energy is churned and r...
- Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:34 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/08 - Behind The Scenes
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2546
Re: 2021/02/08 - Behind The Scenes
Be Prepared, yeah, Steward's no Scout, And the dino has paint, not grout, As they try to prepare themselves a lair And the badger, badgered, says it's not fair. They've had months, days to get ahead, But everyone can just scratch their heads, Things aren't magic(k) here on Earth, So what's a badger'...
- Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:56 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/05 - Sufficient Precautions
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3713
Re: 2021/02/05 - Sufficient Precautions
A demon can't ever change its spots
So that's why they should fear them lots,
And this pom-pom doesn't lead a cheer,
Instead, she just brings fear.
Todd just wants to steal a car,
Lois tells him that's way too far,
And most of all folks, in the end,
Heck-spawn are not your friend,
So that's why they should fear them lots,
And this pom-pom doesn't lead a cheer,
Instead, she just brings fear.
Todd just wants to steal a car,
Lois tells him that's way too far,
And most of all folks, in the end,
Heck-spawn are not your friend,
- Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:12 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/03 - Split The Party (Don’t Split The Party)
- Replies: 55
- Views: 14331
Re: 2021/02/03 - Split The Party (Don’t Split The Party)
Split the group up into teams, Todd thinks that's the stuff of bad dreams, While the two foxes are stuck together Looking nothing like birds of a feather. What did Keene do, we have to ask And hope that Kari won't take him to task. Keep your eyes open, be able to search For any demons on the lurch. ...
- Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:09 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/02/01 - Going Down
- Replies: 25
- Views: 8757
Re: 2021/02/01 - Going Down
There has to be a way that's best To figure out how Kari's there before the rest; By expected, Keene means it's completely expected, Now please do as GK's directed. They'll all be his eyes and ears, So who's privy to whose fears? There's no Matrix to fight, so please don't fail, Lest we all hear the...
- Mon Feb 01, 2021 12:56 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
Re: Things you finally noticed on rereading
The alt-text in https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... -me-crazy/ is a reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8.
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:42 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/29 - Punching Bag
- Replies: 46
- Views: 10045
Re: 2021/01/29 - Punching Bag
Another late poem for all the folks out there! [Bows, listening to clapping and whistling. Lu-nar! Lu-nar!] Even though GK's still plainly the ace, He doesn't mind eating mace, Because he's not as powerful as he once was, But he'll cope with it for his beloved fuzz. Getting walked on, Todd, may be l...
- Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:47 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/27 - Fox Family Channel
- Replies: 39
- Views: 9712
Re: 2021/01/27 - Fox Family Channel
Bailey was first, and now Kix too,
Choking out mammals who
Get in the way of them and their kits,
So watch out when they're having fits.
GK's affliction's paw-in-mouth,
And for him, things quickly go south
So now his beau's got him by the neck
Because he left their kits to be got by Heck.
Choking out mammals who
Get in the way of them and their kits,
So watch out when they're having fits.
GK's affliction's paw-in-mouth,
And for him, things quickly go south
So now his beau's got him by the neck
Because he left their kits to be got by Heck.
- Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:23 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
- Replies: 51
- Views: 13002
Re: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
All jokes aside, Marion's outfit is adorable... -- Todd's a mess, he wants to flee From a mom who won't leave him be, But really, she means all the best Before she leaves her son with all the rest. But will they get to change back in the end? Or will they be forced to bend Over backwards all the sam...
- Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:37 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
- Replies: 51
- Views: 13002
Re: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
Yes he does!MrBlueSky7 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:45 am Kinda hoping the Rabbit and the Possum join too. Doesn't the former still have Glowy Feet powers?
- Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:29 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
- Replies: 51
- Views: 13002
Re: 2021/01/25 - Empty Den Syndrome
I'm pretty sure Todd's mom is played by my mom. I can see why Marion might be more motivated than Lois. He's in a much worse position than her. He really needs to be human again for his plans to work out. I feel like, with what we know of GK, the 'your reward CAN be to be human again, I didn't say ...
- Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:13 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/22 - Your Eternal Reward
- Replies: 46
- Views: 12718
Re: 2021/01/22 - Your Eternal Reward
They'll only get the change to change back If they help Kitsune pick up his slack To clean up the spells and magic(k) That have brought forth creatures from Heck. GK, please, stop and answer, Don't float around the question like a dancer, And don't explode heads like scanners- That's rude! Mind your...
- Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:10 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/20 - Of The Essence
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5512
Re: 2021/01/20 - Of The Essence
Omniscience, a bluff? Well jeez, that's rough, At least word flies in the Celestial sphere, But Breel's still someone that's not here. Apparently when heck breaks loose, Celestials have to chase a goose, And because they're now Earth-time-bound, Hope they don't run reality into the ground. There are...
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:00 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:59 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/18 - Party Building Exercise
- Replies: 46
- Views: 20240
Re: 2021/01/18 - Party Building Exercise
Save the world all on her own,
Tarot's ambition's merely grown,
Peanut's ready to join the fight
But Grape knows that's not too bright.
The demons have an army? Great,
Now stay in heaven, calmly wait
For the fox to call in a backup crew
Of extra players, many too.
Tarot's ambition's merely grown,
Peanut's ready to join the fight
But Grape knows that's not too bright.
The demons have an army? Great,
Now stay in heaven, calmly wait
For the fox to call in a backup crew
Of extra players, many too.
- Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:48 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
Re: Things you finally noticed on rereading
http://i.imgur.com/Ok5ewoL.png Grape knows far too much about Sabrina :? Okay, in the last panel I think Sabrina is referring to the time she and Grape dated so Sabrina can avoid getting married to Jata. The second panel, I believe Grape is talking about the time she and Peanut accidently watched F...
- Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:41 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
Re: Things you finally noticed on rereading
http://i.imgur.com/Ok5ewoL.png Grape knows far too much about Sabrina :? Okay, in the last panel I think Sabrina is referring to the time she and Grape dated so Sabrina can avoid getting married to Jata. The second panel, I believe Grape is talking about the time she and Peanut accidently watched F...
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:21 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/15 - KitsQne
- Replies: 36
- Views: 8640
Re: 2021/01/15 - KitsQne
GK says he's not good in groups, What about theatre troupes, 'Cause he acts sad and lays on that shiny gold slab, But Tarot says no action's real drab. But Tarot, he says, I don't wanna RP, It's weird!- But you've been doing it for eons, see! And when GK gives up and says, welp, I'm done; in she com...
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:20 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/13 - From A Distance
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4834
Re: 2021/01/13 - From A Distance
Well, it's not like they're cursed for long But their lack of power's a siren's song For ne'er-do-wells to come and wreck The world, well, heck. Well, Pete and Dragon it did affect And Cerb knows that means they're all hecked And Tarot means to get that point through quick, ALL mortals are affected ...
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:17 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/11 - A Lesson In Demons
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5193
Re: 2021/01/11 - A Lesson In Demons
Ignorance, what's that? Who knows... Demons wear many masks and it shows; Two hundred miles is plenty for hiding And demons- invisible, their time? Biding. When you don't teach avatars mechanics, It leads to otherworldly panics 'Cause when everyone ignores demons inbound, It lets the hellspawn gain ...
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 11:10 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/08 - Two Against One
- Replies: 39
- Views: 8248
Re: 2021/01/08 - Two Against One
Well, now you did! But it can't be said enough, imo.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:08 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/08 - Two Against One
- Replies: 39
- Views: 8248
Re: 2021/01/08 - Two Against One
I wouldn't be Lunar without posting a poem a day or two late, so here we go- Two heads want out But the third wants to shout That something crazy's going down And the others frown. Tarot wants answers that she can't get, So get her Kitsune, because she'll never quit And Cerb, three heads, sometimes ...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:25 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/06 - Straight To The Top
- Replies: 37
- Views: 8292
Re: 2021/01/06 - Straight To The Top
Yeah, lower, but Tarot, why so rude?
Trying to save Earth from being screwed?
Not happy with roleplaying Elijah, fine,
Then get Cerb! She's next in line.
Tarot, don't become a Karen, please,
And realize that you're hard to appease,
But then again, this is Heaven, true,
And it's not time yet for you.
Trying to save Earth from being screwed?
Not happy with roleplaying Elijah, fine,
Then get Cerb! She's next in line.
Tarot, don't become a Karen, please,
And realize that you're hard to appease,
But then again, this is Heaven, true,
And it's not time yet for you.
- Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:09 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/04 - Zippity Doo Dah
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5184
Re: 2021/01/04 - Zippity Doo Dah
King, come out of your shell, don't be a turtle, And don't look up, or your blood might curdle, And be thankful that they'll all be fine, One pup's gone down the zip-line... Bailey says, 'don't be uptight,' And King, she might be right, But hey, worry's just a normal reaction, Don't let your mind gi...
- Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:13 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Things you finally noticed on rereading
- Replies: 665
- Views: 472101
Re: Things you finally noticed on rereading
I highly doubt King would have understood, but I think Bailey would have. Although, being from Kansas maybe she just assumed that sort of thing might be normal in Babylon Gardens? Both of them did nervously look at eachother when Fox found out though. http://www.housepetscomic.com/wp-content/upload...
- Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:48 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2021/01/01 - The Hangover
- Replies: 23
- Views: 5073
Re: 2021/01/01 - The Hangover
Cans all over, floor all messed,
Dogs a-snoozing, needing rest,
Whether the hangover's from heaven or from heck,
All of them just seem a wreck.
GK knows that cursing ain't dope,
And that's why he brought some soap,
Bailey, Fox, Mungo, King,
Three passed out, let the new year ring!
Dogs a-snoozing, needing rest,
Whether the hangover's from heaven or from heck,
All of them just seem a wreck.
GK knows that cursing ain't dope,
And that's why he brought some soap,
Bailey, Fox, Mungo, King,
Three passed out, let the new year ring!
- Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:06 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/30 - Author Insert
- Replies: 33
- Views: 12170
Re: 2020/12/30 - Author Insert
When Res senses a little threat,
His body makes a flash-quick bet
That it prob'ly should be tiger time
So don't complain on the author's dime.
Poor cat, never getting due credit,
But this fan just doesn't get it,
That stories don't always go as planned,
And story arcs can be short or grand.
His body makes a flash-quick bet
That it prob'ly should be tiger time
So don't complain on the author's dime.
Poor cat, never getting due credit,
But this fan just doesn't get it,
That stories don't always go as planned,
And story arcs can be short or grand.
- Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:45 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/28 - Meanwhile In Canada
- Replies: 39
- Views: 9878
Re: 2020/12/28 - Meanwhile In Canada
Story consultant, no she does the editing, But as long as Res still gets some crediting- The opus is done, time to see fans, But they're critics who don't like your plans. Fans, Res doesn't hate them, no, Except for when they clearly show That he's out to cause his characters pain Despite what you j...
- Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:40 pm
- Forum: Announcements & Feedback
- Topic: Ask A Moderator
- Replies: 485
- Views: 591781
Re: Ask A Moderator
Is the search for new mods still on?
- Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:38 pm
- Forum: Not the Comic
- Topic: Is everyone doing alright?
- Replies: 124
- Views: 54292
Re: Is everyone doing alright?
Right now the only thing we are focusing on is trying to meet up with ORS so I can get a job to work. Good luck there - by the way, sorry to be naive, what's ORS if I may ask? Office of Rehabilitation Services if I had to guess. I'm doing about as well as I can be, a friend's mom just passed away t...
- Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:46 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/25 - Tidings Of Comfort And Joy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 19591
Re: 2020/12/25 - Tidings Of Comfort And Joy
Fox, stop flirting with Mungo :P. I see that look in your eyes... Okay, but in all seriousness- this is both sweet and sad and wonderfully wholesome. Thanks Rick! [And how long until one of those Foxes become someone's avatar? :)] -- Sometimes the future shows a peek before we meet it face-to-face, ...
- Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:09 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/23 - Knock Knocking Around
- Replies: 39
- Views: 11301
Re: 2020/12/23 - Knock Knocking Around
She's quite literally knock-knock-knocking on Heaven's door... heh. While I feel for Fox, I think that he rather deserved that. Maybe needed that. Someone has to get through that this skull of his, wrapped as it is with self pity, to get him on the right track. Yeah, that exactly. And now I have G&a...
- Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:48 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/21 - Booted To Lobby
- Replies: 49
- Views: 10178
Re: 2020/12/21 - Booted To Lobby
Too much? Yeah, Fox, it is a bit, But GK doesn't care a whit About being gentle on the ending, The reality unbending. Will Fox be who brings it down? Or will the tan fox be the bigger clown? And what's clear through all this strife- Fox, well, he really hates his life. He doesn't want to go on, that...
- Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:45 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/18 - Someone’s Rocking My Dreamboat
- Replies: 34
- Views: 6659
Re: 2020/12/18 - Someone’s Rocking My Dreamboat
Consider that dreamboat rocked,
And Mungo's left just feeling shocked
At how harsh Fox can be,
But is it real? We'll see.
Fox, please don't lose your mind,
This isn't real, that you'll find,
The husky says that, dang it, he's done,
Death is fine if it's fun.
[Oh dear.]
And Mungo's left just feeling shocked
At how harsh Fox can be,
But is it real? We'll see.
Fox, please don't lose your mind,
This isn't real, that you'll find,
The husky says that, dang it, he's done,
Death is fine if it's fun.
[Oh dear.]
- Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:22 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/08/24 - Jeepers Creepers
- Replies: 27
- Views: 7870
Re: 2020/08/24 - Jeepers Creepers
Farewell, says Ace,
As they leave that place
Where they had much fun,
And let their imaginations run.
Be careful with the nail springer,
A bite from that'd put you through the wringer,
And King's being hurried out the door
Before Peanut can worry him more.
As they leave that place
Where they had much fun,
And let their imaginations run.
Be careful with the nail springer,
A bite from that'd put you through the wringer,
And King's being hurried out the door
Before Peanut can worry him more.
- Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:09 pm
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2020/12/16 - Midnight Snack
- Replies: 37
- Views: 8647
Re: 2020/12/16 - Midnight Snack
I read all the posts above- and yeah, option D, all of the above. I feel like Fox really just wants his life to be that summer action blockbuster and that he doesn't feel like it's worth it when he can't be large and in charge. I also appreciate what Mungo's trying to do, because his heart is in the...