Housepets!

LunarFox

Is this a Spongebob ref?
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Baking madness, muffins galore,
Gee Breel, where are you gonna store
All the sweet treats, the glorious stuff?
Don't you think you've made enough?

Muffin closet, muffin pool,
Muffin attic, ceiling too,
Time to take a break, I'm feeling,
Take a rest! Replace the ceiling!

LunarFox

Tiger's snoozing on the couch,
Marvin though, ain't no slouch,
As he sneaks over to the fridge,
Sneak: his advantage.

Hours of fun are guaranteed,
Tiger wakes up, and fear gets screed,
No, Marvin's not gonna share,
His heart's thumping, didn't hear you there!

LunarFox

Kari got a new job? Oh great,
Hey Roosy, our flight, what gate?
Cause we're getting out of here,
That fox? He causes us much fear!

Don't wanna to back down under?
Then watch out for Kari to steal your thunder
'Cause he's now your neighbor! Great!
It seems like that's just almost fate!

LunarFox

You know that ferrets like tubes, But did you know that they're real rubes? As Keene finds himself in a tight spot, Now Breel has cause to laugh a lot. Now Keene, says Breel, you've got real chubby And Keene snarks back, 'all thanks to you, hubby!' Keene, seems you've had one muffin too much, At lea...

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gforce wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 1:41 am I’d like to try again myself just to see if I can beat my personal record.

What's your personal record?

LunarFox

Pretty sure it was all in one day... and if it wasn't the first time, it was all in one day the second time

LunarFox

Not entirely recently, but close enough... I stumbled across HP! looking for a good furry webcomic to read (after having binged TwoKinds in about a week) and found this! I tried to read from the start a few times and thought I wouldn't like it (lesson learned again, don't judge a webcomic by its fir...

LunarFox

Pete's fox name is Craig, which means rock- a play on St. Pete(r) being the "rock" of Christianity.

LunarFox

Asleep, while Jess is dreaming of a feast, Zach feels the teeth of a fierce beast, Come to eat him in the night- Oh, Jess's got his ear, ew, right. Yeah, that doesn't seem like a good meal, Especially since the wearer can still feel Every single bite you make, Don't think of food, Jess, 'til you wake.

LunarFox

This isn't Sparta, this is just the vet, But Mungo isn't willing to take that bet, And so he sends Fox, spear in paw, With Mungo watching from behind, in awe. It's only a temp check, no big deal, But it's enough to make Mungo squeal, And Fox looks good all dressed up, It's the 21st century, gladiato...

LunarFox

Well I ship it... -- Fox and Mungo together, super cute, Mungo, use that button to shoot, In this take on green and blue foxes, A fright that checks Mungo's freaked-out boxes. Zombies are scary, you've faced street fights, Is the problem that the former are seen without lights? Well, at least you ha...

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Fido promises a big surprise, And we can see hope in Sabby's eyes, But when she finds out it's just a mouse, She's gonna have to try hard not to grouse. "It's the best gift ever!" "Sabby. are you sure?" "Of course! It's really clever!" "Dear, I see you're bristling...

LunarFox

One Kari, two Kari, sprung from a box,
Something that bewilders even this crazy fox,
Three Kari, four Kari, what more could be?
Are there more in that box? We'll see.

Do you wanna play cornhole?
Do you wanna have fun?
Do you wanna play checkers?
Yeah! Tell me a pun!

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It's back to school for Mungo and Fox, And yeah, I know, it really rocks Your senses, your mind, and your body, But have a good lesson, one not too shoddy. Fox, life isn't that summer blockbuster, So grin and bear with all you can muster, And math is funner, oh that's not good, So will they flee? Fo...

LunarFox

Stop looking for hovertext,
I don't think I will,
And may Rick get enough rest
To fill
His creative brain up
Once again,
Full pages of inspiration
To flow from his pen.

LunarFox

As much as you may hate this,
There's a first time for everything,
But there's no time for reading,
Kix, do you know what's he's gonna bring?

Nicodemus of Hallicarnassus,
Who the heck is that?
Insanity's being served at the plate,
And Tarot, dear pom, it's your turn at bat.

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To 'coin' a term, power corrupts, As the 'bad'gers gone from there to worse, So cross your fingers, cats and pups, 'Cause we're about to see the power of a demon curse. They've been playing catchup the whole way, Give the pom some time to rest, But seeing as the fight's now, today, This time, Tarot,...

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No time to freak, Lois, you Don't know what he's gonna do Next after leaving you on the roof- Maybe make your friends go poof... Marion, not getting killed is good, But it would be better if you could Be more specific in what you ask for From demons, lest the pain be more. Best make sure to behave S...

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I wasn't shocked when the Cubs won, so I still win!

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Cats aren't supposed to fly like that, Which is why Marion asks to be put flat- Steward agrees, but they're left on the roof, The car's destroyed; they're alive, but oof. Demons are built to twist and to exploit, So Marion, your words have to be concise, Try to stay calm, please, for everyone's sake...

LunarFox

The computer dieded,
Well, don't that suck,
But snooze well, poor roo,
Monday should bring better luck.

Computer's been smacked into compliance,
But it's a pain in the tail kind of appliance,
So to see what becomes of the crew's fate,
Until Monday, gotta wait.

LunarFox

Tarot, please don't be snide,
The bad-ger's got them flying high,-
It was you who put them on this ride,
And now to escape, you've all gotta try.

Heading into danger? Incredible troubles,
Go ahead, leave the crew behind,
But watch out for demon power bubbles,
As Steward does the crew remind.

LunarFox

I'm never surprised, so I win!

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Apparently so.

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Lois's wondering, where'd the demon go? As the PKE-Meter starts to glow And a demon-badger spreads his wings, Opening the gate to far stranger things. Tarot, please don't be high and mighty, Steward? Yeah, he was right there, You passed him going down the street, And he has the advantage, how'll it ...

LunarFox

Time for a sammich,
How 'bout grilled cheese?
Marion's all for it,
Not even a sneeze.

The demon can make you blind to the sights,
So what's going on behind the scene?
It's sure that what's getting planned are frights,
But the pair's skills are still green.

LunarFox

CXXXVI.

LunarFox

I'm still alive here, I promise! Will get back to poeming soon!

LunarFox

Well I'm still around... is that a good thing? Only time will tell...

LunarFox

Marion wanted no more squirrel,
What made him change his mind?
Todd wants to hear the plot unfurl,
And wants to get Marion behind.

Will they ever get to go back?
At this point, no one knows,
But the changes won't let up the slack,
And Marion's frown sure grows.

LunarFox

With transformations so stark, People don't see they're an aardvark- With a curse from above twisted to intention below, So the furrifying won't ever slow. What happens in two to four years? Are the changes permanent? So the aard fears, Because, heck, it's not fun at all, Especially not finding ones...

LunarFox

Whenever he gets back I'll be ready- until then, like Viktor Navorski, I wait.

LunarFox

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:25 am
dr_eirik wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:15 am
Rydr Warklub wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:13 am

You have kids?
I have two. One is going to start college next year.

I'm old.
No ... You're not .......

I was just wondering how you were doing, West! All's well?

LunarFox

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 12:07 am I'll admit I say this one being drawn the other day and I'm still not sure what the second part of Lois's comment would have been.

Also, now I know where to take my kids clothing shopping before school next year.

My guess is "-them, too?"

LunarFox

Where do clothes go when people get transformed, anyways? The world may never know! -- First a story about a squirrel that goes viral, Now an aardvark to make the mind spiral, And when bosses look in the mirror, Make sure they can bear to see clearer! With a smirk upon her mug, Tarot hauls in tons o...

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Mister, she's not calling you nonhuman on a lark, Stop and look down, you're an aardvark, And it seems that the corruption's gone and grown, There are few humans, even outside the zone. Last time in a car, Lois was too small, Here she doesn't have that problem at all, No, aardvark, you're not choppe...

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I would be really surprised if there is anybody that is trying to MST3K this. I keep reading that as a l33t version of 'Mistake' and I have no idea why... -- Keene, hurry, find GK, That's the only way to make the heckspawn pay, Can't stop paying attention for half a sec, Or you might run 'cross cre...

LunarFox

If everything's just one big metaphor,
Then what's heaven for?
Red pepper may be stronger than black,
But heaven has a real subtlety lack...

Brown butter cookies ARE the best,
Now to let the metaphor rest?
Sometimes when you have an epiphany,
It all makes sense, so plainly.

LunarFox

No don't leave us Diss!
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Sounds like cooking in Heaven is loads of fun,
Iron Chef gauntlet when the competition's done,
And nobody laughs when you make a fool
Of yourself- seems like a good rule.

Hearing that, Grape wants in,
She thinks, for sure she'll win,
So give her an apron,
Hey Max, it's on!

LunarFox

"We contain multitudes," I feel like I should know what that's a reference to, but I don't. -- Why his other side wants him dead, Breel can't recall, But he'd better hurry up and remember because Nega will give his all To use maces, swords, axes, weapons; all sorts of arms To make sure tha...

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