Housepets!

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Nope.

TPBM has never dated anyone.

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Woah. We broke 400!

403

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Granted. It's a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange.

I wish that I had a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange. That might be pretty useful.

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Well, this in certainly an interesting complication. Now that Pete's here, all sorts of stuff could happen. Here are three of my favourite theories about where this is headed so far: Pete tells him something about Bailey (maybe she's the Great Kitsune's avatar, or perhaps his own) or about something...

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You cannot suppress this ability, and it leads to you sometimes telling embarrassing information about your friends that, a lot of the time, you shouldn't even know. Soon, everyone avoids you so that you don't have reason to talk about them.

I wish that I was better at befriending people.

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I wish.

TPMB lives in the same state they were born in.

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I've had five over the years. They're utterly adorable.

TPBM thinks foxes are cute.

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A single pet chicken? Quite possibly. Several ones might raise problems

TPBM thinks snakes are cute.

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Do people named Ben usually whisper "you shouldn't have done that" to people?

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359. At this rate we're gonna break 400. Guess the mods are busy.

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You get a salt grinder. Don't ask what practical purpose that could serve.

I insert the salt inside it.

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Does that really seem likely?

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You get yourself.

I insert a teapot.

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Banned for not counting the thiiiiing as a character.

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Banham'd because I lost a third of my banhammer.

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As Snow returned home, she walked into the dining room and saw the other cat, Shamus, trying to raise the table. It seemed they were alone. "Shamus, wait! Let me help you with that." she said, walking forwards. She grabbed one of legs in the air and began to pull. The table began to become...

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Well, there is still that table that needs to be put up in the house. I'm hoping that if I just have a pet (who I'm planning to be the other pet I control if I ever decide I need one) appear silently in a scene with another one of my characters only, I don't need to make a character sheet until I ac...

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Hmm... I should probably get Snow into a scene soon. Not really sure I can decide which one is best, though. There aren't a lot that I can see her actually having reason to get involved with.

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Banned for accusing someone of something they only have a one in seven billion chance of being guilty of.

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Wow. We broke 200!

205!

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Gravity does not effect cheese, platypi, or anything that starts with the letter "G".

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188. Let's try to get 200!

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Banned for posting while I was making my post.

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Wasn't that a spelling error, not a grammatical one?

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Who am I talking too? What does that mean?

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Why are you asking me that?

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What did it look like?

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Aspirin.

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Another what?

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Calculus

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Acute angle.

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I am the economical disaster that makes the millionaire go bankrupt.

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Erratic.

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Is there a realer one?

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I am the laywer, who helps clean up the child's eventual divorce.

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Does apathy really serve you well in the end?

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What are you inside?

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