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“We’re nearing the naval border to Griffonrock, Captain.” Grape said, addressing Fox as the two stared out towards the approaching landmass. “Now that we actually have Breel in our possession, I would suggest flagging down one of the King’s ships and explain the situation. Once they see mine and Pea...

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Max: From now on, we’ll be using code-names. You will refer to me as Eagle One. Sabrina, code-name Been-There-Dated-That. Grape is Currently-Dating-That. Tarot is It-Happened-Once-In-A-Dream. Res, code-name If-I-Had-To-Pick-A-Dude. Bino is... Eagle Two. Bino: Oh, thank god. —- (Peanut walks into the...

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What's RWBY? Really good Web Original show by Rooster Teeth. The general premise is that it takes place in a MagiTech style fantasy world where kids are trained to hunt and fight dangerous monsters called Grimm who threaten the general populace, going to special schools to train these Hunstmen and ...

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I have no idea if I’m going to make, like, a story off of this. Maybe after I finish the first arc of World of Fantasy. (Which there is actually only a few chapters left) Whether an actual fic comes out of this or not, I just figured it would be fun to share what I came up when I started kicking aro...

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Grape: Bino, I really don’t have the energy to punch you today. Here is my fist, kindly run towards it as fast as you can.

Source: Blackadder

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Did anyone else see three guitars and a drum and immediately think ‘KISS cover band’?

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I always wanted to know who was the one that came up with the idea of Allegra anyway? I thought that valerio was the one that made her. Far as I remember, she appeared way, way back in the comic only one time. She was the waitress who greeted Grape and Max during their very first date, and that was...

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An Imaginate Arc of Hamilton.

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Tarot: *conducting a seance* If you are here, spirit, speak to us...

Rufus: JUST A CITY BOI, BORN AND RAISED IN SOU-!!

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This is a sequel to my previous Christmas Carol story. It is highly recommended you read that first. --- December 31 “Alright everyone, T-minus fifteen minutes before the big countdown!” Jeff called out throughout the house, scratching at the itchy elastic under his chin keeping his festive conical...

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Grape: Peanut! How could you do this Max? You two are so close I occasionally have nightmares of the two of you running away together.

Peanut: Out of curiosity, where do we go?

Max: One time, we went to Aspen.

Peanut: Oh, I hope it was summer. I’m not that big a skier.

Source: Scrubs

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The Good Ol’ Dogs Club Public Message Forum Bino 9:24 Merry Crimish! Er... Merry McChrisisisis... —- Fido 9:26 Sorry everyone. Bino got into my dad’s ‘special’ eggnog and I guess he’s still got some more Christmas Cheer to spread... —- Fox 9:27 Wait, THAT’S what Bino meant when he said he had ‘plan...

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Wrapping his favorite green scarf around his neck, putting on his green cap, Bino strode out into the snow-kissed streets of Babylon, stepping with renewed vigor and purpose. Bino couldn’t stop smiling if he tried to. Literally, he tried to stop smiling in the mirror but his mouth just refused to st...

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Bino: Peanut, I got you for Secret Santa. What do you want? Peanut: Whatever you want to get me, man! It’ll make me happy cause it’s from you. Bino: NOPE! That’s malarkey and you know it. This is why I hate Christmas, I have to buy people carp they didn’t ask for and don’t need, but they judge me fo...

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Bino gulped, knowing that the… presence behind him wasn’t going to go away. He glanced up, just a bit, to the window of the antique shop. He tried to get a good look at the figure in the reflection, but between the darkness of night and the lack of polish on the glass, all he could see was a big, bl...

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Bino didn’t attempt to go back to sleep. He knew there would be no point. At this point, Bino knew he would have to be the highest caliber of moron to still think, after all of this, that this was still just a dream. And he wasn’t quite there, just yet. No, his mother really did contact him from bey...

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After tonight, Bino would look back on this and muse how he had a dreamless sleep immediately following what he was sure was a most vivid dream. But, then again, how can one dream within a dream? Bino slept not-quite-so-soundly, still clinging to the comforter on his bed to fight off the cold, as th...

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The Holiday Season had taken Babylon Gardens by storm, as it did every year. It was the day before Christmas itself, and those who weren’t scurrying every which way to tackle the last few loose ends of preparing were settling in with friends, family, and loved ones, anticipation of that most joyous ...

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And our last Character Sheet until the updates, which won’t happen until much, much later in the story. I hope you guys have been enjoying these as much as I’ve enjoyed making them! We only have a few more chapters before the end of the first ‘Book’ as it were, but there will still be plenty more to...

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Luckily, I didn’t have to go hunting down any homebrew stuff for Zach. He’s pretty traditional as far as Bards go. —- Name: Zach Level: 3 Race: Rabbit Age: 18 Sex: Male Base Speed: 30 Proficiency Bonus: +2 Alignment: Neutral Good Class: Bard Background: Entertainer (Instrumentalist) AC: 13 STR: 8 (-...

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Nice! Love the attention to detail with the wounded ear.

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“Well, Doctor? What’s the verdict?” Fox said, hanging out the doorway to Spring’s office. “Is the lad going to make it?” Spring sighed as she watched Sasha perform her ritual, waving her staff above a sleeping Breel, now resting on one of the medical cots prepared for him. “I’ve done everything medi...

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Which version of D&D is objectively the best and why is it 3.5? Personally, I feel like that seriously comes down to what kind of role-playing game you and your group are looking for. As far as D&D is concerned, the two biggest contenders for which version to play right now are 5th Edition ...

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So… Turns out Rangers are another Martial Caster class. And Peanut has not used any magic in the story, whatsoever. Say it with me now: I had to find another homebrew. Thankfully, this one was much easier to find. It helps that Spell-Less Rangers are actually a pretty common homebrew concept already...

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So, I am a huuuuge D&D nerd. Have been ever since I was a little-little kid. Heck, the game practically runs in my family. My brothers taught me how to play and my Dad taught them how to play. So I am overjoyed to see how popular the game has become in the mainstream in recent years. Especially ...

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And now for Sasha! Like I said earlier, she’s going to be rather interesting because of her pacifism in the story. In actual D&D, Cleric’s are Martial Casters, meaning they spend just as much time fighting in the frontlines that they do casting spells. Once again, I had to go to homebrew territo...

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If there is one thing the gathered nobles at Lady Kay’s soiree could agree on about their host, it’s that she never hosted a dull gathering of their ilk. Still, perhaps two of the guests careening past the balcony, screaming as they landed what looked to be painfully in the bushes just underneath th...

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And we have our first Spellcaster of the Party! You know he’s a Spellcaster because his Character Sheet is looooooooooooooong. Max was a challenge to get right. At first, I thought about making him a Warlock since his whole deal with Efreet is rather a lot like a Warlock with their Patron. I decided...

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And here's Fox's Character Sheet. Gotta say, took me a while to really pin down how I wanted to do this. I'm actually thinking of making updated Character Sheets later on in the story to show how all the characters are progressing. If that does end up happening, I think Fox might be the first Multi-...

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Amazee Dayzee wrote:This story is actually getting really nice and I am looking forward to more!

I’m just now noticing the dragons in your signature are actually growing up over time. That’s actually really cool!

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Tempting. I’ll say that much.

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As his fingers strummed the frets of his lute, filling the dining hall with a light, somber melody, Zach wondered how the other teams were doing on their end. He wasn’t entirely sure what to expect when and if Bino, Peanut and Sasha managed to extradite the captive Breel. Bino had only told him to w...

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Max: I have crippling depression!
Grape: I have abandonment issues!
Max: Oh my God, marry me...

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This happens to me occasionally, but not often. Seems like it happens when me or the person I'm talking to either isn't paying attention or doesn't understand the subject matter. That explains why most of "agreeing disagreements" I remember happened with my mom, who is easily distracted, ...

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I’ve been told this is a problem I have when trying to express my points to other people, and I’m wondering how much of this might be a universal thing. Basically, have you ever been in an argument or debate with someone then suddenly realized you were actually arguing for the same thing? Like you w...

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And here's Bino's sheet. At first glance, it looks like Rogue's are rather overpowered, but really they just have a lot of options. This will probably be the last one until after the next chapter is uploaded. Hope you guys are enjoying these! Name: Bino Level: 3 Race: Dog Age: 19 Sex: Male Base Spee...

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So, purely for the funzies, I've decided to make some D&D character sheets for all of the main characters while I'm working on the next chapter. It should be noted that I played so loosey-goosey with character creation to better match their depiction in the story. While World of Fantasy is heavi...

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Bino had his disguise, and the fact that the kitchen had a good half-dozen or so chefs milling about, entirely focused on the task of feeding a whole manor of insatiable nobles, meant he was able to blend in with the hustle and bustle quite easily. Peanut and Sasha were still waiting just outside fo...

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Amazee Dayzee wrote:If you do end up drawing then posting and digitally coloring an OC or other character, can the character instead be a hunk male please? XD

Amazee, are we sure you’re not Sasha?

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Despite himself, Zach couldn’t help but find his whole situation funny. Six weeks of agonizing sickness seemed to fly by rather quickly as the Rajann’s mystical water did its job of purging all traces of the soulrot from his body. With the help of both his brothers and the few Rajann who were quick ...

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