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Author:  Dissension [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:16 am ]
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[ To Serve Pizza Man ]

Title Text: Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe

I know how it feels when people take you too seriously. ;p

Author:  Xane [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:18 am ]
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"Wait, today isn't pizza day... DARYL!!... no not you the one without the hat! We can't afford pizza every day of the week!"

"Why is Jack even here? The junk shop is closed to-day!"

"Guys this is why nobody will deliver anymore. That was the last pizza place close enough to order from! Now we can only order Chinese!!"

Author:  Vyath [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:19 am ]
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Probably my favorite one-off comics in a long time! :)
poor delivery guy :lol:

Author:  Gbr23 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:20 am ]
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Don't you hate when no one understand your humor ? I know I do ...

Author:  IceKitsune [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:27 am ]
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Way to go Jack :lol: I love this character so darn much. I bet Jack (or one of the wolves) do this every time they order something.

Author:  Xane [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:29 am ]
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I like how truck farmer hat Daryl is always so puppyishly happy (except when he's scared silly). Jack's pretty awesome too.

Author:  valerio [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:50 am ]
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YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!

Author:  deepskycyan [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:53 am ]
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"Hey! This isn't the deer shank special!"

"I though you ordered pepperoni. The delivery guy got our order wrong AGAIN."

"Shut up you two and be glad that its not vegetarian." :lol:
"Also, be grateful that we didn't have to pay. For like the fifth time."



Another great strip once again. :D

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:54 am ]
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Gbr23 Wrote:
Don't you hate when no one understand your humor ? I know I do ...

This is why I call myself 'Halfwit'. I'm only half as witty as I think I am.

Pizza's a food that's enjoyed by us all,
from Babylon Gardens to Milton hall.
Even Wolves can adore those meaty discs,
It means delivery's not without it's risks.
Jack looks hungry enough to try a bite,
and even the joke delivers a fright
as Daryl tracks down those behind all this -
it comes as no shock to find Deathaxe is -
and whether they have the money to pay.
Those 'hopeful' eyes say not, don't they?
But Pizza is special, Pizza is meat
they had no need to hunt to defeat.
Miles needs to see how low they can go -
their skills are lacking and their dad should know...

Author:  Frank [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:05 am ]
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With Pizz pizza, your wolf in 30 seconds or it's free!

Author:  Crux [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:07 am ]
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Oh Jack, I feel you. Nobody even gets a quarter of the jokes I tell in a day (it's a curse).


Well, at least they're not eating sugar.
and No kids, you don't have to pay, just leave the Pizza delivery guy somewhere else. Hopefully, he'll wake not remembering anything.

I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.

Daryl's so cute I could just hug him so tight until he can't breathe anymore (implying I can do that to a body as big as Daryl's).

Author:  Karl [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:21 am ]
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I was a pizza guy myself. So yes, it is a filled with absurd surprises job ;)

Author:  Hedronal [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:28 am ]
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Dissension Wrote:
Title Text: Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe

If they do that to the guy, they can pay him both, funny as it is :P

Author:  justacritic [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:48 am ]
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intentionally vague visage yet adorable, more wolves is great I wonder how they're going to handle the new year then.

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:49 am ]
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Crux Wrote:
I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.

Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first name

Author:  D-Rock [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:49 am ]
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Well, some jokes just aren't as funny to certain species.

Author:  Iceheart [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:07 am ]
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I want to know the story behind Jack losing his arm.

Author:  Azsassin [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:16 am ]
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:lol: I liked the 2nd Panal. The guy had that "Gulp..." Look on his face.

Author:  restcure [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:35 am ]
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hehe - "well-marbled pizza guy". Remo Williams reference?

Author:  gameangel147 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:21 am ]
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You don't do anything to make the pizza delivery guy mad at you, her is the guy who brings you food so you can be lazy and full. You just don't mess with him.

Author:  Render [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:23 am ]
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That's really a great strip.

RandomGeekNamedBrent Wrote:
Crux Wrote:
I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.

Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first name
Wonder why Deathaxe is in quotation marks while Rockstar Hawk isn't.
Was just trying to check the name of the third cub, but the cast-page still says that they don't have names. Maybe that should be altered there.

Author:  Argent [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:46 am ]
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And to think Hiro Protagonist thought he had problems delivering pizza. I think even the Deliverator would have problems with this neighborhood.

And it turns out that you really don't need that much energy to launch a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt.

Author:  Muninn [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:57 am ]
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LOL, now that was a good one. Awesome way to start a monday morning

Author:  valerio [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:40 am ]
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Just came to mind: Hey, Rick, Damon Kinght reference here, eh? :lol:

Author:  Crux [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:59 am ]
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Render Wrote:
That's really a great strip.

RandomGeekNamedBrent Wrote:
Crux Wrote:
I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.

Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first name
Wonder why Deathaxe is in quotation marks while Rockstar Hawk isn't.
Was just trying to check the name of the third cub, but the cast-page still says that they don't have names. Maybe that should be altered there.


Ah... it's a bit clearer to me now.
Now who's "Darth Vader Sanchez" (the third cub? he's tagged in the sugar strip and one of the strips in the King and I). Or is he another name change(again) from one of the two cubs?

Author:  GameCobra [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:09 am ]
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So they order pizza... *points at the Wolves* THAT'S ONLY SOMETHING A HUMAN WOULD DO! *Bricked*

I think it's cute they order stuff. I bet the wolves would be best friends with the delivery crew, if only because said crew can't forget wolves. =P

Author:  Render [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:27 am ]
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Crux Wrote:
Now who's "Darth Vader Sanchez" (the third cub? he's tagged in the sugar strip and one of the strips in the King and I). Or is he another name change(again) from one of the two cubs?
Oh yes, Darth Vader Sanchez. He's the third boy.
And his name also is in quotation marks. Why is that?

Author:  WhoElseButQuagmire [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:27 am ]
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It's probably something of an initiation at the pizza place.

Experienced pizza guy " Gee..this pizza is going to the Milton Estate....wish I could take it....imagine the tip....."
Newbee pizza guy "I'll take it! I'll take it!"
Experienced pizza guy " Well..... Ok.... But you owe me one."
Newbee pizza guy "Oh boy!!!!"

Author:  Satsura [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:51 am ]
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Works every time 8-) Well, it only for impresonable pizza delivery guys...

I give credit to Rick, it surely is a task trying to remember the names of three-four almost identical cubs

Off topic, but this is my guess for the featurees next Valentine cards:
-Jata
-Jessica
-Fal and Truck
-Kevin
-Extra guess: Keene

Author:  WhoElseButQuagmire [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:09 pm ]
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Satsura Wrote:
Works every time 8-) Well, it only for impresonable pizza delivery guys...

I give credit to Rick, it surely is a task trying to remember the names of three-four almost identical cubs

Off topic, but this is my guess for the featurees next Valentine cards:
-Jata
-Jessica
-Fal and Truck
-Kevin
-Extra guess: Keene


Keene holding bank account book "Wanna curl up with a good book?"

Author:  Acritic2 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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valerio Wrote:
YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!


Well wolve are a common villain in fairy tales, but i still don't get how they can be still so hated either. Wolves are freaking awesome; they are my favorite animal of all the ones that exist on earth.

Author:  Acritic2 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:27 pm ]
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WhoElseButQuagmire Wrote:
It's probably something of an initiation at the pizza place.

Experienced pizza guy " Gee..this pizza is going to the Milton Estate....wish I could take it....imagine the tip....."
Newbee pizza guy "I'll take it! I'll take it!"
Experienced pizza guy " Well..... Ok.... But you owe me one."
Newbee pizza guy "Oh boy!!!!"


Experienced pizza guy "Sucker"

Author:  Xane [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:28 pm ]
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Jack sure is a scrawny little beast, isn't he?

You can usually tell the cubs apart by their eye color but that gets mixed up sometimes.

The cub with bright yellow eyes is Deathaxe

The cub with darker amber eyes was Space Laser, then Rockstar Hawk.

In the cast page the alt-text for the cubs' photo shows the cub with amber eyes declaring himself Darth Vader Sanchez, but then the wedding strip tagged the cub with blue-grey eyes to be Darth Vader Sanchez and also the Sugar strip. Also I think she's a girl.

It's a little hard to tell in today's comic but it looks like it's the cub with amber eyes (Rockstar Hawk) and then the one with blue-grey eyes (who was Darth Vader Sanchez but now seems to be Deathaxe).

The easy answer is they swap names just to confuse their parents :D

Author:  Acritic2 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:24 pm ]
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For some reason the cubs on that last panel i find just adorable how they're sort of just peeking out on the corner

Author:  Perfesser_Bear [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:54 pm ]
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"Hello, Pizz Pizza, how can I help you?"

"Yes, I'd like two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
Can I get those delivered, please?"


"One moment, sir. That's two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
And you'd like those delivered to the Milton Estate?"


"Uh, yeah; how'd you know that?"

"Call it a hunch, sir..."

Now that I think about it, it would make more sense if Karishad made that call...

Author:  Saturn381 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:57 pm ]
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Miles Cubs Wrote:
Do we still have to pay?
Well you don't, but your parents do. :lol:

Author:  matthew Wolf [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:16 pm ]
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well what would be more scary than a wolf with one arm saying he,s gone eat ya what he needs is some auto mail XD

Author:  bwahaha [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:19 pm ]
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This... this is why I don't want live in a furry world (this plus other things).

HAIL GALLAFRAX! :lol:

Author:  Gamewolf67 [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:28 pm ]
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At least little "Deathaxe" is here.

Author:  Sleet [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:49 pm ]
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valerio Wrote:
YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!
Because wolves are scary and most people aren't familiar with domestic, safe wolves.

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