2014/04/04 - P's And Honey

Post by **Dissension** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:43 pm

[ P's And Honey ]

Title Text: That's the second biggest P I've ever seen

I love how offended Tiger is that some little machine is getting a more positive reaction than he is.

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:05 am

I think I can see were this starts to go very very wrong

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:06 am

That face! Heh, tiger is so awesomely expressive.

A penguin that does back flips? AMAZING!!! *joins in the cheering*

Is that P purple?

Kouri · Post by **Kouri** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:08 am

Pusillanimous: (adj.) showing a lack of courage or determination; timid

I learned something today

Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:08 am

except for the eyebrows, Tiger's got a very nice Excalibur face in that last panel

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:09 am

C'mon, Tiger. It's a penguin. You're not going to win.

Gren · Post by **Gren** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:09 am

Hedronal · Post by **Hedronal** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:10 am

So is the penguin going to teach us about cats, differential calculus, or how to get Tiger to make entertaining faces?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:12 am

Tiger's trying to get kids to give a 'P'
in his new 'edukashunal' show.
He's tried the tried and tested tricks
but it's the Penguin that waddles
into their hearts and view and flicks
itself to steal the kids donchaknow?
Who is present in that audience?
Is it Duke taking 'presidents for 200?'
Which of them is trekking the stars
and which is thinking of hitting the bars?
As often the toy is the presenters' frenemy
stealing the love and stealing the heart
with nary a glance or a flipper for the host -
you know, the sapient who has to take part?
I predict a bad end for that flippin' Penguin
and then the kids will be Tigers' again.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:21 am

SECoND biggest P huh? I bet I know the biggest! *que Whose Line Is It Anyway clip*

I'm no tarot, and I may not know her either... but i see a hammer shared in Tiger and that penguins future

(SO tired, comment more in the morn)

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:25 am

Tiger is steering into your robotic soul, penguin. Better becareful.

Tiger's own arc is really awesome. X3

CheckMate · Post by **CheckMate** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:47 am

I have no words to explain tigers face o.o it is just.... It.

Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:59 am

I already used the words. Excalibur face.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:06 am

George Washington is the answer to every question. Taking a math test? Answer everything with George Washington, I can guarantee you that youur score will be at least 115% !
Don't quote me on that statement...

FelizPanthera · Post by **FelizPanthera** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:16 am

"What word am I thinking of that starts with the letter P?"
Bet you a million dollars the word was "pizza". This is Tiger we're talking about, after all.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:20 am

Starts with 'p'...

um...uhh...

...

psychotic Tiger?

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:33 am

Geez, no respect.

Felixthestoat · Post by **Felixthestoat** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:36 am

Gotta love the George Washington comment XD Yes that totally starts with P.... :3

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:13 am

George Washington Picard -- inventor of replicated peanut butter.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:28 am

His reaction is only to be expected, if I was outdone by a small robotic penguin I would feel murderous too.

The Vicar · Post by **The Vicar** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:01 am

Ah, yes, it's important for a kids' show to use words that contain specific letters. How will the kids learn to pronounce the letters otherwise? For the letter "p", they should use learn words like "pneumatic", or "psychosis", or "comptroller".

Tomorrow, when they have the letter "g", they can use "align" and "tough". And then for "s" they can use "island" and "Illinois".

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:46 am

Oh, poor Tiger - outplayed by a robot penguin. Will you ever be the same person again? Wipe that marplot off the table.

copper wrote:Is that P purple?

Yes, preen, plue, and pellow have been out of stock.

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:George Washington Picard -- inventor of replicated peanut butter.

Does he also want replicated tea, earl grey, hot along with his replicated grape jelly?

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:10 am

Tiger ... Just make it look like it was an accident

Gamewolf67 · Post by **Gamewolf67** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:50 am

diss wrote:[ P's And Honey ]

Title Text: That's the second biggest P I've ever seen

I love how offended Tiger is that some little machine is getting a more positive reaction than he is.

His face is priceless in the last strip, like he's deep in thought or something.

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:58 am

Xane wrote:"Now now kids, no need to flip out over a fake bird!" *whispers to Rock* "Chauncey? I'll give him one chaunce to get off my set!!"

*Rock shakes his head*

Tiger: Hey kids! Know any other words that start with P?

Moose kid: Presumptuous!

Goat kid:(brick'd) Persephone!

Buckwheat: Roscoooooooo P. Coltrane!

Simon: Sweat!
Tiger: (sarcastically) You mean 'perspiration'?
Simon: Yeah, that's it!

Mouse kid: Parmesan!
* everyone looks*
Mouse kid: What? I'm a mouse that likes fine cheese. Sue me.

Tiger: Well, those were all great words, but I was thinking of "pneumatics"!
*points at display of word*
Does anyone want to see how pneumatics works?

All kids: Yeah!

Tiger: (evil grin) Okay!
*rips fake fur off penguin*
See? *points at flipper cylinder* Pneumatics!

Moose kid: I think I'm gonna puke.

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:47 am

I just realized we have the return of an old fan favorite in today's strip! Ladies and Gentlepets, a big hand for the return of........Tiger's Table!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:05 am

"You blundering bag of bolts! You cloddish collection of condensers! You fugitive from a junk heap! Mechanical misery machine! Bubble-headed [OMG the forums are censoring Dr Smith]!"

legionbunny · Post by **legionbunny** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:57 am

if looks could kill, i'm pretty sure that penguin would be atomically disassembled

Kouri wrote:Pusillanimous: (adj.) showing a lack of courage or determination; timid

I learned something today

As did I.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:07 am

The sobriquet starting with a "p" implying cowardice does not refer to cats, but is actually short for "pusillanimous".

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:20 am

Next Episode...
"...with your host, Chauncery the Back-flipping Robot Penguin!"
*backflips*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:55 am

The face Tiger makes in panel four is just awesome!

Tom Flapwell · Post by **Tom Flapwell** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:38 pm

Surely I'm not to first to consider that somebody flipped him the bird?

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:48 pm

Tom Flapwell wrote:Surely I'm not to first to consider that somebody flipped him the bird?

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:38 pm

Saturn381 wrote:The face Tiger makes in panel four is just awesome!

I admit that one was genius

I bet tiger choosed the letter, because.....Pizza

Actually I'm surprised, that the word Pizza wasn't used in the strip, that is an awesome Plot twist

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:52 pm

Nah, this learning hour is really boring made in this way, and it's not because of you, Tiger...
You're asking us what word you're thinking of, Tiger? Surely it's "Pizza", or any other food which starts with the letter P (ever tried "Pasta"?), because you think with your stomach.

And come on, don't be so angry for wild applauses given to an object, also if actually it did something greater than what you've done so far.

Applauses to who said "Pusillanimous", laughs to who repeated that name.

That penguin is a potential new favorite character...

Iwuh · Post by **Iwuh** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:26 pm

All I want is to find out is who keeps shouting "George Washingon!"

ZeroTheFated · Post by **ZeroTheFated** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:41 pm

I know someone has referenced this already (if you didn't you didn't watch television) but....
~clears throat~
"Flipsy, DON'T FORGET ME!!!" - Darth Laser "Fairly OddParents"

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:21 am

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:George Washington is the answer to every question.
Don't quote me on that statement...

I'll say! I don't know who that kid is, and I already think he's great! (Or is it she?)
Hah! I quoted you! ...sorry about that

Argent wrote:
Tom Flapwell wrote:Surely I'm not to first to consider that somebody flipped him the bird?

Oh, come on Argent. It's only his first post! You have to say "Welcome to the forums, Tom!"

(By the way, Welcome to the forums, Tom)

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:17 am

Xane and TheOne are making a nice exteded script there!

Link's text wrote: I hate being upstaged by a little pipsqueak robot. Hate. HATE.

"My tummy is filled with three hundred million pizzas. If every cubic inch of their cheese had the word hate written upon it, it would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for robot penguins this microinstant! For Chauncey! Hate! HATE!"

GeckoZY wrote:Next Episode...
"...with your host, Chauncery the Back-flipping Robot Penguin!"
*backflips*

No spoilers!

Natemare117 · Post by **Natemare117** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:26 am

Xane wrote:"Now now kids, no need to flip out over a fake bird!" *whispers to Rock* "Chauncey? I'll give him one chaunce to get off my set!!"

Aaand let the bricks fly. *bricks*