2014/04/18 - Pernicious Predicament

Post by **Dissension** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:00 am

[ Pernicious Predicament ]

Title Text: ''Four score and seven THIS!'' ''OW FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S WASHINGTON NOT--OW!!"

I see Tiger believes in trophies of the vanquished. I approve wholeheartedly.

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:02 am

Tiger has had enough of this stuff, thats for sure.

KoloroDrako · Post by **KoloroDrako** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:05 am

This is why I love Housepets.

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:06 am

The first thing I could think of on that first panel was "I wear the skin of my enemies"

Acritic2 · Post by **Acritic2** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:08 am

muffins and cookies, Tiger is loosing it, and it's his first episode of the show too.

Mod Edit: Please do not evade the profanity filter. If you wish to self-censor, you may completely obliterate the word with asterisks.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:12 am

Tiger, don't do it! They will replace you with Bino! D:

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:15 am

WEll, Archie finally snapped, and it's fun as **** to watch!

I Love that animation Picture in the last Panel, I wonder how they knew to draw that up before the show XD

Acritic2 wrote:muffins and cookies, Tiger is loosing it, and it's his first episode of the show too.

The Pressure is too great for this Poor Pummeled Puppy, he's had to deal with Penguins, Pussums, Presidents, and must really be Pooped! Who WOULDN'T Pop under all that Pressure?

Mod Edit: Use of that word as profanity is not allowed, sorry.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:22 am

Pardon-patrons pedantically pace parted perimeters; primarily peaking past parking posts.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:24 am

Pounded, pummeled, plastered and pickled
Tigerbald's feeling the strain and his humour's not tickled.
His show's never gone the way that he ever planned
and children are worse off here than in Neverneverland.
Chauncey's gone 'away' and flipped for a party
and the kids are scared by him trying to get arty.
Even when confronted by the 'father of his nation'
Tiger's enough that they may have to close the station.
Technical difficulties is the cry of Rock and the boys
as they show their host playing with the 'toys'
They've lost control of the unique situation
Live on screens across the town; across the nation.
And, you know, he wants a P for President?
That office? Peyton Randolph was the first resident.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:38 am

Panel 4 FOR THE WIN!

Pladim · Post by **Pladim** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:56 am

Pandemoinum for sure! Poor President getting Picked on.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:00 am

Everyone CRY now!

Stuff. · Post by **Stuff.** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:01 am

KoloroDrako wrote:This is why I love Housepets.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

This has all played out so brilliantly.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:18 am

Awwwwww, and it was by far the best educational show on TV too.

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:22 am

I'm reminded why Tiger is one of my favorite characters.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:31 am

GameCobra wrote:Tiger, don't do it! They will replace you with Bino! D:

No, with Peanut!

Gren · Post by **Gren** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:49 am

Tiger's Berserk Mode: On
Now where's the kid who always answers 'George Washington'? Stop crying and do your thing!

KoloroDrako wrote:This is why I love Housepets.

Me too. This is the kind of strips I love so much!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:34 am

Are they crying cause Chauncey is gone, or cause Tiger beat up Chauncey right in front of them? He really is a good teach' if that's the case.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:57 am

Tiger uses Baseball Bat! It's super effective!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:13 am

Lesson Learned, violence solves everything.

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:53 am

...I think Tiger may have just become my favorite character...

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:27 am

Why do I suddely want to have a penguin hat?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:42 am

Render wrote:Why do I suddely want to have a penguin hat?

Perceptive Penguin Product Placement?

Vuk91 · Post by **Vuk91** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:08 am

Rest In Peace "The Funtime Learning Hour or So with Archibald". You Will not be missed. XD

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:27 am

Vuk91 wrote:Rest In Peace "The Funtime Learning Hour or So with Archibald". You Will not be missed. XD

After a short hiatus, the show will return as all shows eventually do - -

"The Funtime Learning Hour or So With Archibald IN SPACE"

Happiness Designer · Post by **Happiness Designer** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:59 am

Chauncey will be forever remembered in our hearts, our minds, and on Tiger's head...

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:02 am

Well Tiger sure does look like he has been through the ringer! This show I would not mind seeing on television! It appeals to so many children!

Also, those kids are probably just crying because they found out Chauncey was a robot and not a real penguin.

Take the wig Tiger, take his wig! Add another trophy to your collection!

Knight of Light · Post by **Knight of Light** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:41 am

SuperStar wrote:Are they crying cause Chauncey is gone, or cause Tiger beat up Chauncey right in front of them? He really is a good teach' if that's the case.

I suggest neither—I imagine the bat and the part of Chauncey Tiger is wearing would be more than enough to clue them in as to what really happened to Chauncey. Hi again, by the way!

I'm sure they knew already that he was a robot, copper... I mean, he was introduced as 'Chauncey, the backflipping robot penguin'.

Gamewolf67 · Post by **Gamewolf67** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:51 am

Don't you hate it when someone gets a president's name wrong?

Pecan · Post by **Pecan** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:17 am

Would "Perspire from the eyes" work for you, ~~Archibald~~ Tiger?

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:43 am

Passionate Presenter Pup Procures a Penguin Part to Place on his Pate; Pulls Past President to Pieces.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:34 am

Gren wrote:Now where's the kid who always answers 'George Washington'? Stop crying and do your thing!

But nobody has asked a question yet!

Gamewolf67 wrote:Don't you hate it when someone gets a president's name wrong?

What? You mean we haven't been lead by Herbert Roosevelt during the last five years?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:28 pm

I didn't notice that Tiger was wearing Chauncey's head as a hat until now.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:49 pm

a word for P....Psychologist

That's something Tiger needs RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:07 pm

Frank wrote:
Gamewolf67 wrote:Don't you hate it when someone gets a president's name wrong?
What? You mean we haven't been lead by Herbert Roosevelt during the last five years?

Don't blame me, I voted for Calvin Cleveland.

Didn't he invent Calvinball? (Oh, yeah; he lost face after the "Noodle Incident.")

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:44 pm

Tiger's feelings are destroyed, now: first by that silly name, then by the penguin, then by Rock, then definitely by Jessica and now even a puppet Washington is doing the part (listen, do what he's telling you, it's not so bad).

This show is a total fail, how disappointing.

Well, rightly the kids are crying because you're still showing violence and anger on a show made for learning things... Hopefully the robotic guts of the penguin haven't been showed.

BTW, when will you fire him, Rock? That's now that you were expecting from him, right?
Nice hat and last panel.

KingForevermore · Post by **KingForevermore** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:32 pm

Although chauncy may have been hammered i still wish to see more of him. or her or it
( i dont know in a dream, as a clone , or ZOMBIE ROBOT!!!)

And hurray for chauncy head hat!!!

Ryusuta · Post by **Ryusuta** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:50 pm

Given the shape of his hat, I know the REAL "p" word that he's thinking about... dood.

Azsassin · Post by **Azsassin** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:49 pm

Dispatcher: Citizens Report, we got a 11-47 "Injured Person" in Studio 1A, Attacker's name is known to be Tiger,
probable 5150. "Mental Case" Requesting K-9 Officers to scene.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:36 pm

valerio wrote:Everyone CRY now!

*Sniff* I already started Prior to that statement...

Chauncey, no...