2014/11/14 - Won’t You Please Please

Post by **Obbl** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:14 am

[ Won’t You Please Please ]

Title Text: But on the bright side, instant death is well within the realm of possibility

Look at that ship sailing
*toot tooooooot*

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:15 am

Panel 3 is awesome, the shading, the angle, the perspective, everything ... greatly executed.

Edit: That scarf I must say, great fabric

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:16 am

Can't ever have too much Jessica

Post by **SeanWolf** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:18 am

You know, I'll be honest: I never did care for Jess. I guess it's because she seems...bland to me.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:18 am

Aww yeah. Jessica has arrived to the party. Let the shipping BEGINNNN
Anyway, she better save him. That cliff looks a LOT deeper than I thought.

yellowcrash10 · Post by **yellowcrash10** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:22 am

He's going to be lingering for a few days! I hope he has a good grip on that scarf!

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:33 am

Hehe, that reminds me of the opening of Monkey Island 2

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:01 am

She seems...somehow less condescending to him than normal. But I guess when it's regarding imminent danger, one would have straightened priorities. Now let's see if she goes back to that once he's safe.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:19 am

Jess is looking extra pretty tonight.

Softly spoken she arrives,
purposefully pointing out the Prey
whilst winding her way with skill.
To protect the person she strives,
with wit and with wisdom, to say:-
“I'll help harness your health I will.”
Turning tricks with her tail
to dangle down below for him
and save his sorry little life.
She never notices that she might fail
and Zach might zip to a fate so grim...
She'll succeed and and cause him strife!

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:46 am

CUTIES!

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:46 am

DAT PREHENSILE TAIL.

Dat is all.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:24 am

Hey, it's a cartoon possum hanging by her tail like they do in cartoons!

Felixthestoat · Post by **Felixthestoat** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:46 am

My internet is running slow as hell, but I had to get this in.

He should start being less pessimistic and more POSSUMISTIC. AMIRIGHT?! -cricket chirp-

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:07 am

I called it he was found by a forest animal. His scarf of impossibility will continue to save him.

Wolfbane · Post by **Wolfbane** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:33 am

Number9Dysonsphere wrote:I called it he was found by a forest animal. His scarf of impossibility will continue to save him.

Thanks for that, now I want Zach dressed in a 4th doctor outfit.

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:35 am

Nice title reference. I wonder...in the HP! Universe would the Beatles be actual beetles?

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:51 am

Jessica, you are a complete and utter charming young woman.

>.>

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:43 am

And a free internet [attached] to everyone who predicted Jessica would rescue him.

metaecho · Post by **metaecho** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:49 am

Argent wrote:And a free internet [attached] to everyone who predicted Jessica would rescue him.

She's like Spiderman! She probably saves a lot of forest animals.
Also, the comic looks very funny upside-down...

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:51 am

Argent wrote:And a free internet [attached] to everyone who predicted Jessica would rescue him.

*grabs* thank you kind sir. Ohhh, binary!

yoshisman8 · Post by **yoshisman8** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:58 am

i saw this coming, and i'm more than happy that it happened. also, god muffins and cookies that scarf is strong.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:08 am

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:Nice title reference. I wonder...in the HP! Universe would the Beatles be actual beetles?

If that is the way this universe works, I would really like to see Powerwolf live (although, I'd be a little scared about seeing Death Wolf live...).

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:01 am

I look forward to them working out their differences and Jessie trying to win Zach over with Dawkins.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:29 am

Argent wrote:And a free internet [attached] to everyone who predicted Jessica would rescue him.

Yay!

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:19 am

Forest critters getting rescued but still facing the possibility of a painful lingering death?

Reminds me of a certain C&H story arc.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:21 pm

Good to see Jessica again.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:27 pm

Saturn381 wrote:Good to see Jessica again.

I think Zach's pretty happy to see her too.

Acritic2 · Post by **Acritic2** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:03 pm

RockstarRaccoon wrote:DAT PREHENSILE TAIL.

Dat is all.

I know right!?
I like how she uses it and poses in the last panel though; the second I saw it I thought someone is gonna either do a spiderman joke or a batman joke.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:26 pm

You're the welcomed, Jessica.

You may be right, but the poor Zach must shout to let him hear from all those who live in the woods, predators included, of course.

Do what she says, Zach, for one time Jessica isn't doing polemics and wants to help you as soon as possible.

The cliff looks pretty deep than how it seemed, but you won't fall in it and die.

Maybe Jessica will ask Zach from where did he get that scarf...

Jessica is a pro in staying hung upside down.

All the panels have a great view.

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
Saturn381 wrote:Good to see Jessica again.
I think Zach's pretty happy to see her too.

Only because she's being the only who can give him an help, otherwise, it wasn't going to be another nice meeting.

DigitalMan · Post by **DigitalMan** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:28 pm

This strip in particular has remarkable angles and perspective. Just had to say that.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:53 pm

Hukley wrote:Hehe, that reminds me of the opening of Monkey Island 2

Good to know I'm not the only one, who thought that.....also nice to know someone else knows this game

Okay the shading is really awesome and I wonder what will happen AFTER she saved him, will she help him or let him alone?

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:17 pm

Jessica has a fair point Zach. This is one of those 1/2 times the female is right and/or rescuing the male from imminent demise.
I would love to have a tail that would do that.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:58 pm

The Zassica romance is gonna be fun to watch play out. Both of them are stoic and snarky so seeing how they will end up falling for each other and eventually dating is gonna be fun.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:46 pm

Jessica is as amazing with her tail as Zach is with his scarf.
Is it just the perspective angle or is it that if Zach falls he could easily escape unharmed theirs even snow for that merger drop.

Timon64 · Post by **Timon64** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:12 pm

Look Jessica is awesome and all but I 100% was half expecting Zach to throw another "HELP ME!" out there after Jess's little "lingering-insta-death" joke lol. Like I said she's pretty cool and all but dat Jessica tho.....ya never know, better safe than sorry

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:18 pm

Never realized how cute Jessica was until I saw her hanging upside down x3
So cute!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:02 am

Is it a really far drop or is Jessica being sarcastic since Zach can just simply let go and touch the snow? In one of the panels, it looks like he is barely above the ground.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:08 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Is it a really far drop or is Jessica being sarcastic since Zach can just simply let go and touch the snow? In one of the panels, it looks like he is barely above the ground.

Deceptive angles. In other frames it's a total chasm. By the way Jess is talking, it's probably about three to five stories in height. High enough for serious damage but not necessarily enough for immediate fatality.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:10 am

So Zach WOULD linger in agony before dying. That's not scary at all!

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 7:04 am

Be positive Zach if you do fall you'll live in agony long enough to consider and resolve all of your life's mistakes and leave this mortal coil peacefully(ish). Jess is probably loving the chance to see the opener of ways make a fool of himself.