2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
[ The Binky Bandit ]
Title Text: Daryl got a hat, Poncho got a poncho, Bino got a pacifier. Themeing
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Title Text: Daryl got a hat, Poncho got a poncho, Bino got a pacifier. Themeing
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- Douglas Collier
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Why do all the humans in this universe assume the absolute worst possible things? Bino does not look rabid at all - get your facts straight off-screen parent! He looks feral, not rabid.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Classy speakin Bino is classy, not effective but classy nevetheless
- King's Men14
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.
- max7345
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
That's your plan C? Mine is "run in the opposite direction until they no longer possess the desire to pursue and/or hit you". Plan D is the lawyer thing.King's Men14 wrote:When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
So, the items they hold are the things they stole?
- IceKitsune
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Bino is just really digging himself deeper and deeper into this. Hes going to have a heck of a time getting himself out of this one I think.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
So Other Daryl got the lollipop?
There truly is a dummy in the strip today
but I don't think it belonged to the kid;
you guys might call it pacified
but I think Bino's flipped his lid.
Still trying and failing the simple things,
Bino can't even get the kid to be quiet
even trying all the things he's tried
he's gonna set off a mom riot.
Jack's not watching, Jack's not there,
he's used our hero as distraction
but, even if the truth was implied,
we'll soon see Bino in traction.
There truly is a dummy in the strip today
but I don't think it belonged to the kid;
you guys might call it pacified
but I think Bino's flipped his lid.
Still trying and failing the simple things,
Bino can't even get the kid to be quiet
even trying all the things he's tried
he's gonna set off a mom riot.
Jack's not watching, Jack's not there,
he's used our hero as distraction
but, even if the truth was implied,
we'll soon see Bino in traction.
- IdleCurator
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
That explaines the tie Miles wears.
Bino sounds like he would make a good posh butler.
Bino sounds like he would make a good posh butler.
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- gamepopper
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
"How do you turn one of these things off?!"
Oh Bino, I wish even humans knew that.
Oh Bino, I wish even humans knew that.
- SnuggleKing
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
I'd like to give Bino a good whack too. Is there a sign-up for that or something?
- Civilization
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Everyone gets one free, then another one... free, and another one... oh who cares, just whack him, he can't do anything about it.SnuggleKing wrote:I'd like to give Bino a good whack too. Is there a sign-up for that or something?
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- Perfesser_Bear
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
And thus was he ever known as Binky Bino.
At least people stopped mispronouncing his name.
As kids growing up, we never heard of a binky. I think I first heard it on The Benny Hill Show in the early 1980s: "I've dropped me binky!"
At least people stopped mispronouncing his name.
As kids growing up, we never heard of a binky. I think I first heard it on The Benny Hill Show in the early 1980s: "I've dropped me binky!"
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
It's Binky Bino!
He's dinky-di! No
more Archibald or Beano no siree!
It's Binky Bino
He sure is fine, oh
he will show you what a great dog he can be!
I know that tune, but I just can't place it. Don't blame me for the song, my subconscious just came up with that bit of doggeral. That's why I can't tell you what the music is...
Edit: I know Archibald is Tiger, blame my subconscious. Or fill in a better line.
Dinky-di is a classic (and possibly obsolete) ockerism.
He's dinky-di! No
more Archibald or Beano no siree!
It's Binky Bino
He sure is fine, oh
he will show you what a great dog he can be!
I know that tune, but I just can't place it. Don't blame me for the song, my subconscious just came up with that bit of doggeral. That's why I can't tell you what the music is...
Edit: I know Archibald is Tiger, blame my subconscious. Or fill in a better line.
Dinky-di is a classic (and possibly obsolete) ockerism.
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- King's Men14
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
It was that or pleading the fifth amendment.max7345 wrote:That's your plan C? Mine is "run in the opposite direction until they no longer possess the desire to pursue and/or hit you". Plan D is the lawyer thing.King's Men14 wrote:When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.
Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Bino better have everyone watching. *shakes fist*
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- Amazee Dayzee
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Oh Bino. Just look at how low you have fallen. I didn't think you could go any farther.
Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Keep it classy, Bino.
- Amazee Dayzee
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Stuff like this is the reason why I feel nothing but pity for him.
- IdleCurator
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Beano forever!Perfesser_Bear wrote:And thus was he ever known as Binky Bino.
At least people stopped mispronouncing his name.
I will never conform.
Hi Hi Pie
Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
The baby is not the only who things that's funny. Never remove the pacifier from the mouth of a baby! I hope you learned why, Bino. Ah, but why define Bino as a rabid dog? He's at least fool, but rabid not. That's expected, but poor his head, mashed with no mercy with a bag... A bag? Plan C! Quick, take it and bring it to Jack, so to pass the fourth test!
Just thought of this: Bino and Tiger would do a great show together.
Just thought of this: Bino and Tiger would do a great show together.
Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
Darn it, Bino, that's the near-universal ON switch! Occasionally you'll get a baby who's all smiles, though.gamepopper wrote:"How do you turn one of these things off?!"
Oh Bino, I wish even humans knew that.
You know, I kind of think people overreact like that in real life, too.Douglas Collier wrote:Why do all the humans in this universe assume the absolute worst possible things? Bino does not look rabid at all - get your facts straight off-screen parent! He looks feral, not rabid.
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Re: 2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit
I guess Rick wanted to go for a bit of realism there.