2015/04/13 - Egg On Your Face

[Dissension]

[ Egg On Your Face ]

Title Text: ''AAHH! You failed!'' ''I can't help it, I'm sorry!!''

Falstaff is amazing.

Also, that's a gorgeous golden egg.

[Douglas Collier]

Well, it was either that or defend the effigy from a swarm of bugs.

[dtlux1]

Now I want lunch, but it is 1am, oh well.

I loved this small arc, it was great. The ears still bother me though.

[Douglas Collier]

Hehe - Truck's collar finally disintegrated.

[SnuggleKing]

If it was a test of character, I don't think eating the ears off was the right way to go about it.

(Anyone else nervous/hyped about Wednesday's comic? Y'know, after that facebook post.)

[D-Rock]

This entire little arc, we see a rabbit who's just about done with everything. Cute of Truck to nibble on the ears before Falstaff asked about it.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Truck's in luck, despite his fears;
he's chowed down on opener ears
A chocolate effigy he couldn't resist
of a leader he knows to exist.
Zach, a bunny, always funny,
has been bored for his money
Now frenemies stand to the fore,
how will he get them out the door?
Fal's a coon, a positive boon,
to the feral community soon.
He'll return with an idol for their tears...
Oh; someone's bitten off the ears...

[RockstarRaccoon]

"Now it's an effigy of a chipmunk!"

"Whuf effergfy?" *mmfh homf nomf*

"You idiot! Now he'll never lead us to the Promised Den!"

Egads, Truck, you're naked! Put your collar back on this instant!

Yeah, I'm lovin' Truck in the last panel...

[Gbr23]

Falstaff is amazing.

Yes. Also awesome.

[GameCobra]

Biting the ears of the opener? That's sacrilege!

[IdleCurator]

No Zack don't abandon your post there is only 8 hours to go.
Interesting how everyone in the entire mall is completely oblivious to the 2 raccoons who are pillaging the food court and conversing the friendly neighborhood Easter bunny.
Wednesday comic sounds good....I predict tarot, king or peanut to be the central character.And please let a demigod or 2 return.

[Argent]

Which end do you start eating YOUR chocolate bunnies from?

[IdleCurator]

Which end do you start eating YOUR chocolate bunnies from?

Break it in half and eat the ears upside down before starting on the bottom half.

[CHAOKOCartoons]

Which end do you start eating YOUR chocolate bunnies from?

I go straight for the neck, Then I devour it's stomach!
...
I can see how both out and in context that may sound weird.

[Furryface18]

At least it's an edible effigy.

[Argent]

"What's an effigy?"

"It's part of the alphabet, you know, A B C D F E G ..."

[Liam]

Biting the ears of the opener? That's sacrilege!

Falstaff: "I understand now what you're trying to teach us, Opener. From this day forth we shall commemorate you by figuratively eating the flesh of our savior!"

Zach: "Come on guys, cut it out! It's getting creepy!"

[Civilization]

Well, now Zach has to buy them lunch, wonder how that will turn out.

[Bucky-Roo]

I wonder if Zach has enough money to fill their hunger

[HoundInATree]

It'll backfire badly. The other ferals will here of this and Zach will end up buying them all lunch. All his well earned money will soon become a crippling debt.

However, I think Truck and Falstaff would get a decent meal and quality time with their 'local' prophet.

[Prof]

"What's an effigy?"

"It's part of the alphabet, you know, A B C D F E G ..."

You just made my day *bows*

[Saturn381]

You've got a lot to learn, Falstaff and Truck.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Poor Zach, everybody around him is just a bit insane. Though he does have a girlfriend so its not that bad.

[Cesco]

Good ending with something correct from you two: you're bringing the gold egg to Zach the Opener. You understood that was a treasure finding. Yeah, Zach can take a breath, he's probably thinking that finally someone found it. Come on, rascals, see the prize in a different and more common way... Poor Zach, but that propose to them should work. Do everything to stay alone. For both, take away what's remained of the fake collars and care to eat (that's what you want to do from the beginning, right?).

[Wolfbane]

It's not really the right kind of naming convention for the comic, but a restaurant named Trash! might not fly well with Gordon Hamsey.

[GarrisonSkunk]

Poor Zach, everybody around him is just a bit insane.

If "Housepets!" was a sitcom, Zach would defiantly be played by Bob Newhart.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Somehow that makes it even more depressing.

[Argent]

But Bob Newhart's already GOT a fursona!

[RockstarRaccoon]

This part of the comic is becoming Life of Brian...

Also, I like how it's raccoons, because if it was any other animal, they wouldn't be eating the chocolate.

[Argent]

Good point. Chocolate will make them sick, like any other carnivore. Apparently people even use chocolate as a poison bait to deter raccoons.

Babylon Gardens probably uses I Can't Believe It's Not Chocolate brand pet candy in their mall hunts, just in case pets get their hands on it.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Pretty sure that it isn't real chocolate because I don't think the mall would want the liability

[Dissension]

Seems to be a contest for human children, not pets, not that Zach really cares. = P

[Welsh Halfwit]

Most cheap holiday candy barely has enough real chocolate to kill a mouse anyway. Truck might have an upset belly but it'd be hard to tell if it's from that or if it's from the trash can in the corner they only change once a week since nobody uses it.

There's also the fact that Housepets pets are so much bigger than RL pets, with more complicated innards. This probably means Chocolate would have less effect on them than RL pets. Even if they do, usually, play safe.

[Amazee Dayzee]

That is true also, but I doubt that the mall would want to take the chance.