2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities

Post by **Obbl** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:02 am

[ Hop To The Opportunities ]

Title Text: They make us PAY for FOOD? Why don't they just whine of their collective dads?

BINGO!

MrBlueSky7 · Post by **MrBlueSky7** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:03 am

Guess poor Zach got turned down by Jessie for an actual date to the fair, so now he's looking to find a way to fill that void...

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:05 am

So Zach blew through all that Mall Easter Bunny money already? I guess most of it went to buying Falstaff and Truck lunch.

Don't you mean corn dogs, Kari?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:37 am

What does Zach keep doing with all his money, and why does he need it so much? This'd be his second job in the past few weeks! Also, that epic foreshadowing of Corn is getting mighty intense

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Xane wrote:Bingo announcing's a dangerous job, the last one had to retire early after he lost an I during the game!

*BRICK'D*

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:54 am

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:What does Zach keep doing with all his money, and why does he need it so much? This'd be his second job in the past few weeks! Also, that epic foreshadowing of Corn is getting mighty intense .

He probably uses his money helping the woodland critters!

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:56 am

Wow, $50 for getting in is exspensive no matter where you are... Come on economy ! I mean ... Come on !

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Wed May 13, 2015 1:08 am

Even knowing Tiger had no means to pay it back, Zach will lend him the money :/ There goes Zach's savings.

Is this a Tiger's arc? Or at least the main story is his?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:17 am

Two lucky ears equals eleven in bingo;
At least to those not up on the lingo.
Sighting Zach brings out Tiger the family man,
as it always does when he has a plan.
He'll win that money by means foul or fair,
in ways that'll make people stand and stare.
He'll earguard cash so he can fill his gut
with all the corn coming from the old butt.
He'll win the prize, no doubt he will,
eating at the table like a pig in the swill.
It's then that Marvin will really need Zach.
Carrying Tiger alone could break his back.

Tyris · Post by **Tyris** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:35 am

Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:41 am

Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...

Karishad regulations.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:42 am

Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...

"And Keene said unto him, bring forth the Karishad!"
RELEASE THE CORN!!!!!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:34 am

Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...

Not for humans* anyway, but Kari's a fox. Foxes can eat stuff regular dogs can't, and if you've ever seen what a dog's willing to eat...

* Unless it's acceptable spoilage like cheese or wine.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:37 am

MrBlueSky7 wrote:Guess poor Zach got turned down by Jessie for an actual date to the fair, so now he's looking to find a way to fill that void...

He may have other reasons for needing the money. And maybe wild animals aren't welcome.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:30 am

Aww...Zach still has to get a bad job. I would go for the hot dog separation job. Bingo caller is so boring.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:39 am

I'm surprised Kari didn't come up with jobs like "banana bender".

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:03 am

Looks like Zach is too shy to be a Bingo announcer.

My bet is that Tiger will either ask Zach for the money, or he will become a bingo announcer and call out all the wrong letters.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:08 am

Return of Archibald!

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:27 pm

Ah! There's a subscription fee to pay, I knew it...

After all, they need the money to buy all the food you wish to eat.

Maybe it's better go that pizza night, it's better than nothing, and it could be free, instead... You see it right, Tiger, you need a job to gain money, but would be better if you don't try (you even failed as TV show host).

What's the sense of the first job, Karishad? You invented it, right?

The poor Zach always needs to get a job, instead. But, is really so bad be a bingo announcer? Even more than act as the Easter bunny?

Zach's faces are so adorable.

Argent wrote:I'm surprised Kari didn't come up with jobs like "banana bender".

Or also "pig tails twister" and "reefs dryer".

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:20 pm

What's wrong with being a bingo announcer?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:40 pm

That's what I was gonna ask! Is bingo really that bad?

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Wed May 13, 2015 4:32 pm

Little did Zach know that these days you need at least a college degree even for those jobs.

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:31 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:That's what I was gonna ask! Is bingo really that bad?

i have volunteered to be a bingo announcer for service hours before. it was the most boring and repetitive job i have ever done!

imagine a room full of senior citizens all shouting: "WHAT?" every time you call out a space...

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:03 pm

They could cut down the time it takes to play by calling it 'Bino'.

Post by **Sleet** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:33 pm

Shy bunny is adorable.

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:52 am

Kitch wrote:And maybe wild animals aren't welcome.

Just try and keep Falstaff and Truck away from all that corn!

Carlitosfmc · Post by **Carlitosfmc** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:55 pm

Actually, it's pretty boring to be a bingo announcer, so I get the idea why you would prefer the other jobs xD

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:28 pm

.....What does Zach need extra money for? He just worked as an Easter Bunny last month, and he doesn't have any expenses that I know of....
.........Is he doing something special for Jessica?

Edit: Also... Corn....
Anyone else starting to think that Babylon Gardens is in Iowa?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 14, 2015 3:12 pm

Is Iowa known for their corn?

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:36 pm

Isn't Indiana the corn state? Anyway, I don't think Babylon is even in America. I remember a comic strip that had the side of the car and Peanut was sticking his head out the window and drooling, which hit Grape in the face. Earl was clearly on the right side of the car, driving. No one dives like that on America!

Post by **Dissension** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:47 pm

Peanut is sitting in Earl's lap in that strip, as dogs do.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Thu May 14, 2015 8:11 pm

Oh... well then. I have no other answers to this. Welcome to MURICA!

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Thu May 14, 2015 8:19 pm

Thats right, Zach. Think about it before going through with it.

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Thu May 14, 2015 11:10 pm

Mickey wrote:Isn't Indiana the corn state?!

Well it IS corny...it gave us David Letterman. I don't know if Rick is a Letterman fan, but it certainly would be funny to see a one-off picture of Letterman surrounded by Babylon Gardens wildlife as the host frequently got freaked out by having Jack Hannah place zoo animals around him in numerous episodes.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 15, 2015 12:17 am

We'll probably never figure out what state it is set in.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri May 15, 2015 7:08 am

Mickey wrote:Isn't Indiana the corn state?

Oooooooh-klahoma... where...

Wikiquote wrote:There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
The corn is as high as a elephant's eye,
And it looks like it's climbin' clear up to the sky.
Oh, what a beautiful mornin',
Oh, what a beautiful day!
I got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way.

But really pretty much any of the flat square states qualify...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 15, 2015 3:02 pm

Rick will never give us a straight answer because he likes trolling us too much. xD

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