Housepets!

[ Neither Funnel Nor Cake ]

Title Text: The sooner you sleep/The sooner you’ll wake/The night will go faster/as quick as a wink/The morning will break/We soon will be there/And then we can eat more fried foods


*sluuuurp*

Sorry for the delay in getting the thread up, folks. I'm not sure where the comic mods are tonight.

oh hey that reminds me about a question someone asked a while back "if Tiger and Daryl were to compete in an eating contest , who would win?"

It is a question we shall soon know the answer to.
I find it amusing that he is practicing. Surely he has practiced enough?

Oh it is on. You know I actually won an eating contest before.
I had to eat the most of a 25 pound burger as possible without stopping. It took Two hours and a giant slurpee, but it was worth it to see the other contestants faces when they got beat by a 100 pound guy...with a crazy metabolic rate, I might add

obviously, Daisy will win.

like how she won the contest waaay back then ?

Marvin can mathematically calculate the exact food to drink ratio required to gain victory.

And the winner is...BAILEY!
What? Never seen a hungry country girl?

hmmm, it's interesting to think about who else will join the contest.
On a slightly different note, do you think Rex is the contest chief?

I see it being pretty close, since Darryl doesn't have magic metabolism.

Sabrina/Tarot fight agains Bailey in the name of the gods was nothing compared to what it's coming at that eating contest

Mmmm, funnel cake. A wonderfully unhealthy food.

Xane wrote:"We can't declare a winner because we ran out of food. We had to spend the prize money just to keep the contest going this long. Sorry, folks!"

Funnoodle Cake.

That totally sounds like something they'd do. It's good to see Marvin, l love his glasses.

This is the real Hunger Games, and will definitely be very interesting to see who wins. Now I actually want to try slurping a funnel cake.

Why does Marvin keep track of this kind of stuff? Is it some kind weird hobby that he enjoys doing, or is his life really that boring?

WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Why does Marvin keep track of this kind of stuff? Is it some kind weird hobby that he enjoys doing, or is his life really that boring?

I assume it's the irresistible draw of fascination and disgust:



Tiger's problem is going to be that eating contests really work best for sprinters, and he's more of an ultramarathon type. Metaphorically, that is.

valerio wrote:And the winner is...BAILEY!
What? Never seen a hungry country girl?

King: WOW! I didn't think you could eat that much! You look like you're carrying a litter of puppies.
Bailey: *chuckles* Maybe I am. *playful grin*
King: ...

Tiger wrote:Even if they were true

no

Number9Dysonsphere wrote:Marvin can mathematically calculate the exact food to drink ratio required to gain victory.

Is a Regular Show thing?

It should surprise no one that I absolutely love this plotline.

Also, it is no surprise I have the biggest crush on Other Daryl. ~<3

This will be a clash of titans
and now I want to try that funnel cake

Only competitors I could see would be Tiger, Fat Daryl, Grape and possibly Bino if Rick would get all the known eating competition in there.

I have a hunch now that the arc is going to be more about Fat Daryl than Tiger. Tiger is the setup. :3

I think you need to go on a diet other Daryl.

GameCobra wrote:Only competitors I could see would be Tiger, Fat Daryl, Grape and possibly Bino if Rick would get all the known eating competition in there.

I have a hunch now that the arc is going to be more about Fat Daryl than Tiger. Tiger is the setup. :3

It'd be cute to see Bino overindulge, especially considering he's "hungry all the time," but I don't think we'll get to this time around.

As for Other Daryl, I'm afraid he'll be the foil, and not the protagonist in this storyline. Still featured, but he would have shown up sooner if it was the case as you suggested.

Saturn381 wrote:I think you need to go on a diet other Daryl.

Nonsense, he's just big boned. Really... Really... Big boned... >.>

I wouldn't put it past Rick to make OD the protagonist and Tiger a cover. Nothing EVER goes right for Tiger.

Two tubby terrors train tastebuds
as marvellous Marvin mangles math,
working which wide warrior wins
and the loser is laughed at last.
Tiger tries to triumph but Daryl dares to dream.
Legendary Lasagne layers and Clotted cream
seared scones and Cobbed Corn abound
in the big batter battle of Wolf and hound.
The gargantuan guts grumble with power,
revving repeatedly with food fire force;
What will the winner win in this war?
His choice of Cobbed Corn, of course!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I wouldn't put it past Rick to make OD the protagonist and Tiger a cover. Nothing EVER goes right for Tiger.

Well, I'd be a very happy bunny if that were the case. ~<3

Tiger vs Other Daryl in an eating contest?

YES.

Now we see Falstaff and Truck plotting to steal the food before the contest even begins

Good for you, Tiger, you care to win, not just eat a lot. Eheh, all the studies on his nutrition. Did Marvin really do it all? This couple is like the arm and the mind (the stomach and the mind, in this case). Uh-oh, the other Daryl learns fast when it's about eat new food. If the other Daryl is going to participate to the eating contest, it's going to be an awesome (and disgusting to watch) challenge to Tiger!
Now there is a doubt... What's the false thing? Watch the eating of a funnel cake like if they're spaghetti or all the data about Tiger's metabolism?

GarrisonSkunk wrote:Now we see Falstaff and Truck plotting to steal the food before the contest even begins

This could happen. And of course, they entered illegally in the fair.

Tiger wrote:Who can match my eating prowess?

O. Daryl: "Challenge accepted"

I would honestly have no clue who would end up winning it.

Something Render just pointed out to me...

Does anyone else thing Tiger looks desperate for the bathroom in the first panel? *giggle*

Hlaoroo wrote:Something Render just pointed out to me...

Does anyone else thing Tiger looks desperate for the bathroom in the first panel? *giggle*

can't unseen it now

Hlaoroo wrote:Something Render just pointed out to me...

Does anyone else thing Tiger looks desperate for the bathroom in the first panel? *giggle*

It looks more like he just got up from a long nap.

Argent wrote:Tiger's problem is going to be that eating contests really work best for sprinters, and he's more of an ultramarathon type. Metaphorically, that is.

I don't think that's a problem. I figure he somehow burns those calories while he sleeps. so he would just need to sleep when he'd normally eat to make up for eating more in one of his eating phases.

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:obviously, Daisy will win.

This is the correct choice.

I get the feeling that Tiger won't get any of the prize money, their owner finds out about Tiger ripping Zach off. Then Tiger is commanded to serve his generous and merciful bunny master. Tiger gets more mockery and then sibling bonding montage arc go.

Would make sense if Tiger and Zach were closer than if it were Tiger and Marvin, as Marvin is pretty much just a pop-up character at this point.

Marvin seems to be the best educated housepet (Keene is no-one's 'pet' really)