2015/07/10 - Pies That Bind Us

Post by **Obbl** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:02 am

[ Pies That Bind Us ]

Title Text: free pie!

Celebration now includes pie!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:02 am

Dayzee called it!

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:03 am

I feel that this is not going to end well for Tiger

Post by **SeanWolf** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:03 am

The moment I saw that last panel (Which I'm still laughing at), this is what popped in my head - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDJQ7zn3-2g (Pie Fight Scene from The Great Race)

WishIWasHearEarlier · Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:08 am

I'm finding it hard to believe that Tiger would waste a perfectly good pie like that.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:12 am

WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:I'm finding it hard to believe that Tiger would waste a perfectly good pie like that.

Who said Tiger threw it?

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:16 am

Hope she isn't allergic to blueberry pie.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:19 am

King's Men14 wrote:Hope she isn't allergic to blueberry pie.

Is it wrong that I hope someone(no one in particular, just someone) is allergic? I always like allergy jokes.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:22 am

Can't believe I'm using this reaction again, but...

So, this WILL be interesting!

SuperStar wrote:Dayzee called it!

That she did, buddy. And it is glorious!

SuperStar wrote:
King's Men14 wrote:Hope she isn't allergic to blueberry pie.
Is it wrong that I hope someone(no one in particular, just someone) is allergic? I always like allergy jokes.

Depends on the severity of the allergy. Where I work, I'm terrified of serving people with food allergies, because even if I sanitize every possible contact surface, I'm still scared of causing something.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:24 am

King kills contest in 3...2...1...

max7345 · Post by **max7345** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:32 am

SuperStar wrote:
WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:I'm finding it hard to believe that Tiger would waste a perfectly good pie like that.
Who said Tiger threw it?

Nobody, but we can determine it through simple deduction: Tiger and Daryl are participating in the eating contest while everybody else is either watching the eating contest, managing the attractions, enjoying the fairground in some other fashion, hiding with a opossum, or looking after their sick raccoon friend. Not to mention that the pies are the current course for the Eating contest as its final round.

Because of this (and because it's practically a rule in a story to ensure everything ties together eventually), we know that whoever threw the pie is either Tiger or Daryl. Daryl has no reason to throw a perfectly good pie as he's more than willing to play fair for the contest. However, Tiger hinted toward cheating in the previous comic, which would give him cause of suspicion to throw some pies away while eating others. The reason being...well, I believe Xane said it best: "Nobody said the pies had to go into me. They just said the pies needed to disappear!"

Unfortunately (or fortunately if you happen to dislike Tiger), given that it's an eating contest, this line of thinking is likely to get Tiger disqualified immediately if he's not careful.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:35 am

Well it seems Dayzee got her wish
and Bailey got her pie;
when she finds out who threw that dish
someone is gonna die.
It wasn't The Tiger or the other Daryl
that threw that fruit missile.
They wouldn't want to put themselves in peril,
it wouldn't be worth their while.
My bet is on the meanest old Bino,
getting revenge for the FACE!
Trouble is that, wen they find him, we know
they'll knock him back into place.
Or could it be a surprise? Could it be Fox
pranking his lovely cousin?
Could it be the cop opening Pandora's box
as he's the one without sin?
There's only one way to find who committed the crime -
be here Monday - same channel, same time!

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:44 am

Dont...poke...the bear

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:51 am

And here's another super-sweet Kingley tender moment. Too bad it's ruined by a pie to Bailey's face. This is probably going to be the catalyst that ignites Corgi Berserker Mode. In other words, King's about to snap, and it's going to be more epicly atomic than his blowup over the exploding Christmas gift he received courtesy of Bino was.

max7345 · Post by **max7345** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:57 am

jrh150482 wrote:And here's another super-sweet Kingley tender moment. Too bad it's ruined by a pie to Bailey's face. This is probably going to be the catalyst that ignites Corgi Berserker Mode. In other words, King's about to snap, and it's going to be more epicly atomic than his blowup over the exploding Christmas gift he received courtesy of Bino was.

Honestly, I'm more worried about Bailey and her unique talent of causing people's faces to implode with her fist.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:01 am

max7345 wrote:
jrh150482 wrote:And here's another super-sweet Kingley tender moment. Too bad it's ruined by a pie to Bailey's face. This is probably going to be the catalyst that ignites Corgi Berserker Mode. In other words, King's about to snap, and it's going to be more epicly atomic than his blowup over the exploding Christmas gift he received courtesy of Bino was.
Honestly, I'm more worried about Bailey and her unique talent of causing people's faces to implode with her fist.

Or better yet! Both of them, At Once!

This will be interesting

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:32 am

Yeah I called it, except wrong gender and wrong person. I wanted Bino to be hot because copper but the suggestion in my head.

Oh and it was to the side of the face so it DOESN'T COUNT!

*jumps up on the couch like Tom Cruise*

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:45 am

Kyuunado wrote: Or better yet! Both of them, At Once!
This will be interesting

Oooooor, King and Bailey will talk it out peacefully with the pie thrower and they'll all forgive each other and live happily ever after, after everyone has a big hug!
...Yeah, I kinda like your idea better...

max7345 · Post by **max7345** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:54 am

Mistacheeeez wrote:
Kyuunado wrote: Or better yet! Both of them, At Once!
This will be interesting

Oooooor, King and Bailey will talk it out peacefully with the pie thrower and they'll all forgive each other and live happily ever after, after everyone has a big hug!
...Yeah, I kinda like your idea better...

Actually...now that I think about it some more, I have a feeling this is all going to end in a massive pie-fight.

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:09 am

max7345 wrote:
Mistacheeeez wrote:
Kyuunado wrote: Or better yet! Both of them, At Once!
This will be interesting

Oooooor, King and Bailey will talk it out peacefully with the pie thrower and they'll all forgive each other and live happily ever after, after everyone has a big hug!
...Yeah, I kinda like your idea better...
Actually...now that I think about it some more, I have a feeling this is all going to end in a massive pie-fight.

That would be so epic

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:03 am

SuperStar wrote:
WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:I'm finding it hard to believe that Tiger would waste a perfectly good pie like that.
Who said Tiger threw it?

Elementary, my dear: Only a pie thrown by Tiger would result in a good "splut"!

(I've always wanted to say that!)

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:20 am

Whoever is wasting pies at the food eating contest, please stop it. You ruined the moment.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:24 am

gamepopper wrote:Whoever is wasting pies at the food eating contest, please stop it. You ruined the moment.

Don't worry, I foresee things getting much better.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:40 pm

Nothing will get in your way... except Grape pies.

King: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:50 pm

This could go so many ways and I want to know how it will go. Only time will tell... Or someone who's psychic on the forum.

KingFan202 · Post by **KingFan202** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:50 pm

Someones getting a fist to the face! XD

Furryface18 wrote:This could go so many ways and I want to know how it will go. Only time will tell... Or someone who's psychic on the forum.

Tarot where are you ;-;

Brighttail · Post by **Brighttail** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:01 pm

I can honestly see Baily laughing this off as if pie fights are a part of all State Fair eating contests.

King on the other hand, he is ready to snap.

Of course Baily is pregnant, so she is liable to go off at any time.

Oh the upcoming carnage.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:58 pm

It's nice to see how supportive King and Bailey are to each other.

GameCobra wrote:Nothing will get in your way... except Grape pies.

King: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

I see what you did there.

WishIWasHearEarlier · Post by **WishIWasHearEarlier** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:19 pm

Why do I have the feeling that Pit and his outfit will end up in tragedy?

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:29 pm

You said the famous last works, King...

That's totally unexpected!

Now, someone else will try the Bailey's lethal punch in the face...

Well, if the bitter talking of Jessica made you realize your excessive preoccupation for your wife, it's good so.

You're a great husband, King.

About the treacherously pie in the face, could it be because of Tiger as way to cheat against the other Daryl? But, didn't he want to eat food?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:52 pm

Cesco wrote: About the treacherously pie in the face, could it be because of Tiger as way to cheat against the other Daryl? But, didn't he want to eat food?

It's possible. 'SPLUT!' from a pie is a sound effect commonly associated with Garfield. And Tiger is Housepets' resident version of the Orange Meatball with stripes.

Brighttail · Post by **Brighttail** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:18 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
Cesco wrote: About the treacherously pie in the face, could it be because of Tiger as way to cheat against the other Daryl? But, didn't he want to eat food?
It's possible. 'SPLUT!' from a pie is a sound effect commonly associated with Garfield. And Tiger is Housepets' resident version of the Orange Meatball with stripes.

I think 'SPLUT' is the universal sound effect of a pie hitting someone's face. Of course you could use 'SPLAT' I suppose, but 'SPLUT' is much better, more soft and squishy sounding.

StrangeWolf · Post by **StrangeWolf** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:14 pm

I agree that Tiger is the most likely the pie-throwing culprit but there is another...
Who else is known for his crazy antics?
Who else is known for causing mass chaos?
Who hasn't been shown since earlier in this arc?
I say, by my powers of deduction, 'twas the fox what threw the pie!
KARISHAD! *lightning flashes* BUM BUM BUMMMM

...or that's just wishful thinking I dunno

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:09 pm

Aaaaand this is where it all comes crashing down in a body of fire. Where does the fire come from you ask? CORN. How? DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:37 pm

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:Aaaaand this is where it all comes crashing down in a body of fire. Where does the fire come from you ask? CORN. How? DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC.

How does the fire come from the corn? Simple: It's the Children Of The Corn

cuteycindyhoney · Post by **cuteycindyhoney** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:40 pm

Well, King is certainly the dog I hoped he was. I was happy to see him go back to Bailey. Just as the warm fuzzies were settling in...Wham! PIE TO THE FACE!
I was jerked right out of heartwarming happy sighs, to laughing out loud!
That, my friends, is the hallmark of a good comic strip.
Mr. Griffin,
I salute you!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:22 pm

Really? He actually used the stupid pie gag? *sigh*
I'm going somwhere else for a while, call me when the arc is over.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:02 pm

I like splut a lot better also but I would like it a bit more if it actually hit someone in the face and not the side of the head and it was one of the three characters I was hoping. LOL

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:16 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I like splut a lot better also but I would like it a bit more if it actually hit someone in the face and not the side of the head and it was one of the three characters I was hoping. LOL

What is it with you and pies to the face?

bug1 · Post by **bug1** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:37 pm

valerio wrote:King kills contest in 3...2...1...

I think you got it wrong, Bailey is the ONE to rain hell fire down upon whoever ruined her and Kings' moment!!

Kyuunado wrote:
max7345 wrote:
jrh150482 wrote:And here's another super-sweet Kingley tender moment. Too bad it's ruined by a pie to Bailey's face. This is probably going to be the catalyst that ignites Corgi Berserker Mode. In other words, King's about to snap, and it's going to be more epicly atomic than his blowup over the exploding Christmas gift he received courtesy of Bino was.
Honestly, I'm more worried about Bailey and her unique talent of causing people's faces to implode with her fist.
Or better yet! Both of them, At Once!
This will be interesting

OK ... two things. One, that would be terrifying, two, the world as we know it could very potentially end!!!

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