2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Post by **Dissension** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:00 am

[ Bring You To Your Knees ]

Title Text: you wouldn't happen to have a broom nearby

I think we can all appreciate a cat of fine headgear.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:01 am

So that's what he looks like.

TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:03 am

Well someone is a little full of himself...

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:04 am

Well ... Can't say I wasn't expecting something rather ... Different

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:05 am

Well, absolutely love that last panel face.

I've seen leopards. You're not impressing me. Yes, he was a jerk, but still.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:05 am

Dissension wrote:Title Text: you wouldn't happen to have a broom nearby

"What's a broom?"
"Oh you know. Handle, bristles... a broom!"
"we don't ahve anything like that, but now that you mention i think we'll go ahead and invent it. We can rip off-- I mean, sell it to the humans for a bundle and then refuse, asking they let us... rule the world!"
Dun dun duuuun!

Also, is it bad that I'm suddelny wondering whether there was enough gold to go around in 4000 BC for all the dog/cat jewelry we're seeing?

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:06 am

What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:08 am

IceKitsune wrote:What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.

it looks like some sort of bullhorn to me

Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:09 am

America's #1 ancient Egypt themed hat simulator.

IceKitsune wrote:What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.

definitely not a fez. it looks closer the the headgear worn by pharaohs. or it's an upside down pitcher of some sort.

Post by **Dissension** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:15 am

It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:18 am

Well, whatever the hat is, where can I get one!?!?

Someday I will be a as cool as you Ptah!

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:19 am

Ah cool now I know!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:19 am

I wonder if he's the ancestor of Delusional Steve?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:21 am

Is Max this guys descendant? He's got a similar air about him!

Post by **Dissension** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:23 am

I really wouldn't be surprised. *giggles*

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:27 am

All glory to king Paté, who sits on the throne of Santa!

Dissension wrote:It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.

All glory to king Paté, who sits on the throne of Santa with a jug on his head!

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:28 am

Look like King Cone-head

Although I like his hat, it's kinda stylish

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:33 am

I dunno, he's kinda cute.

Lame hat though.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:33 am

So now Grapes' mouth tastes of rags
as her ears are filled with his brags
The crack pot King, treating his queen,
just might be the silliest thing she's seen.
She'll find it wisest to not hone
her humor at him on the wood throne;
he shares the power of our Satau
and the temper of Walter Mattau.
She's there to eat, to rule, to feast
and Grape knows this at least;
If she wants to save this 'royal' cat?
She has to make him take off that hat...

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:39 am

Grape is not impressed, and she must not be, i cant see why Satau won the power, still, I wonder what kind of abilities can Ptah use

Edit:

Dissension wrote:It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.

Umm... an Egyptian like crow, and someone pointed last strip Ptah is also the name of an Egyptian God, and then is also the sacred thing of cats for the Egyptian people. Maybe this Ptah had to do with all that

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:18 am

So he's basically Res, but without any of the cute, and wearing a goofy crayon hat?

That's disappointing...

Post by **Dissension** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:50 am

Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:57 am

Dissension wrote:Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!

But you have better headgear in your Simon & Freddy appearances.

If Grape brooms a celestially powered avatar, there'll be trouble...

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:06 am

Tarot should be more worried that so much power was given to an Egyptian verson of Max/Delusional Steve...
But dang he makes for an awesome king

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:37 am

Frank wrote:Also, is it bad that I'm suddelny wondering whether there was enough gold to go around in 4000 BC for all the dog/cat jewelry we're seeing?

Late Neolithic, could be copper. About 5000 BC (which is when they are) is just about when smelting started and copper started to become readily available.

Also: in another universe Ptah's alternate became the first Jäger:

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:53 am

Of course, Diss really likes that awesome hat already :3

Grape's buttons got turned off pretty fast. Poor Grape. not the hunk you expected, huh? =P

He's pretty neat so far. His stripes aren't as whole as Res and are thicker and his expression sorta reminds me of a evil bigglesworth. Maxwell though got the black fur and the charm.

The king just better not start asking to build a dynasty with her. X3

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:25 am

...this is the guy that was competing with Satu to be Dragon's avatar? How did he stand a chance BEFORE he got the artifact?! (which I theorize is the hat). Methinks he may be withdrawing some major skill to go with his confident attitude?... If not then I am very confused.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:40 am

For all we know, he stomped Ptah. Though I'm sure he's trained to fight. unless the spear drawing on the last comic was figuremental.

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:52 am

More like Pfftah.

Sinder · Post by **Sinder** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:20 am

Tsk. King of the Cats is not a chiseled tiger, no sauciness for anyone.

Coyoty · Post by **Coyoty** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:28 am

If someone in an ancient civilization doesn't know what something is, they'll wear it as a hat.

Ptah doesn't know what a travel mug is.

DocFlareon · Post by **DocFlareon** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:37 am

The important question, which hasn't been asked yet for some strange reason is: Who has the Hedjet, crown of Upper Egypt?

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:41 am

Sinder wrote:Tsk. King of the Cats is not a chiseled tiger, no sauciness for anyone.

King of the Cats doesn't seem like a quitter in my opinion =P

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:05 am

Ptah looks a bit like Res to me. Only wearing the "special hat." I wonder if that's the reason he's so conceded.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:02 am

The King is stylish and has a completely fabulous hat.
Brute strength isn't everything, Ptah could be very nimble and quick.

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:35 am

So... this guy fought Satau?

Bill in OK · Post by **Bill in OK** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 9:22 am

I should get a hat like that for my cat. He has the same attitude.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:27 am

DocFlareon wrote:The important question, which hasn't been asked yet for some strange reason is: Who has the Hedjet, crown of Upper Egypt?

Great Kitsune.

Speaking of the crown of Lower Egypt:

Wikipedia wrote:Other deities wore the deshret too, or were identified with it, such as the protective serpent goddess Wadjet

PRDX4 · Post by **PRDX4** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:10 am

"Ptah" -> "Peetah" -> "Peter" -> "Pete"

UH-OH

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:47 am

Xane wrote:
Dissension wrote:Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!
You think all the evil jerks are cute!

Who says he's evil? Cats can rarely be bothered to be evil.