2015/12/30 - Secret Santa

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:02 am

[ Secret Santa ]

Title Text: all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch

The title text is true even if you aren't technically a biological tiger.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:04 am

Poor Lana. Maybe someone will give her a gift that she truly appreciates on Christmas

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:05 am

See it now, Lana? There are things u dont have yet 8D

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:08 am

Love the reference to Hobbes in the last panel and the flavor text. ^^

I wonder if they caught him by the toe...

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:10 am

That was unexpected. Well done Duke

WishIWasHearEarlier · Post by **WishIWasHearEarlier** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:11 am

First thing I thought when I read this was if that was the same tiger from the zoo story arc. Then I read the tags.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:12 am

Aww, Duke was just precious here!

And wow, a tiger. Not many people keep those around.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:14 am

Can I just say that Duke is adorable sometimes?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:19 am

Duke bought a stuffed tiger - Lana's just imagining things.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:36 am

For a second before I scrolled downed to the tags, I thought it was going to be Shardul in response to 'whatever happened to Shardul?' thread.

But I guess he's not that tiger.

Arvetis · Post by **Arvetis** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:40 am

Aww, he made Lana a macaroni card!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:50 am

Don't worry Duke! You can buy me gifts!

Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:08 am

not that tiger and what chicken should team up.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:19 am

Lana, sweet sister,
I've got you a gift.
A wondrous thing,
it'll give you a lift!
One look at my face
tells youwhat I feel;
it tells of my hope,
it tells of my zeal.
No-one will have one,
that's what I felt;
he's sweeter than
the other Tiger, Arbelt.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:41 am

need...risk...life...snuggling...sweet...tiger...

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:16 am

I hope Lana isn't shocked, because she already bought a tiger for herself. That would ruin it

Okay Duke knows how to surprises others, I would invite him on any party

darkclaw · Post by **darkclaw** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:18 am

Dissension wrote:[ Secret Santa ]

Title Text: all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch

The title text is true even if you aren't technically a biological tiger.

I can attest to this. My mate is a tiger. and boy does he love lunch.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:43 am

Well you have to admit, that is a good answer. We haven't seen tigers in this comic for a looong time.

You people who "risk life" by snuggling a tiger have never been to Thailand where they could teach you how to hug a tiger without getting hurt.

EDIT: Just a thought, I bet Lana will use the tiger as a personal bodyguard.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:56 am

It's been ages since we checked in with Lana.
I was not expecting a tiger.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:37 am

gamepopper wrote:You people who "risk life" by snuggling a tiger have never been to Thailand where they could teach you how to hug a tiger without getting hurt.

I can confirm this,

House42 · Post by **House42** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:05 am

GameCobra wrote:Poor Lana. Maybe someone will give her a gift that she truly appreciates on Christmas

I would answer with a certain bit of one's anatomy in a box, but doing so would probably get me banned in a heartbeat.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:06 am

KITTY! :3

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:39 am

Don't worry Lana, this tiger only eats tuna fish sandwiches.

...I can hardly believe someone didn't say that already...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:55 am

Boy, when Duke asked Jata to send Lana a gift he really asked, didn't he?

The Fake English · Post by **The Fake English** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:41 am

Here's to a year of housepets with our own housetiger (judging by the miltons he'll probably turn into a magazine model or something like that)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:43 am

CosmicCoyote wrote:For a second before I scrolled downed to the tags, I thought it was going to be Shardul in response to 'whatever happened to Shardul?' thread.

I did the same thing

NeoWolf · Post by **NeoWolf** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:20 pm

Special Delivery: the epilogue...starring the Milton Ferrets! Also, why a tiger?! Why?! Why?!! WHY?!!!

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:10 pm

NeoWolf wrote:Special Delivery: the epilogue...starring the Milton Ferrets! Also, why a tiger?! Why?! Why?!! WHY?!!!

*cues dramatic theme* because no one expects...THE TIGER!

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:19 pm

Eh, yeah, that's a big problem...

Aww, poor cute Duke.

He simply understood that money doesn't buy happiness.

Another nice art piece of Duke, and he spent glue and got sticky fingers to make it.

Oooh, cool tiger.

Great idea, Keene doesn't have one, indeed!

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:14 pm

THE TIGER IS SO KUTE!
New character? or will he be returned to the zoo? >3>

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:07 pm

I think he is a one time character because he seems so young but unfortunately that is my feeling.

Wolfbane · Post by **Wolfbane** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:55 pm

... Eh, Keene's dealt with worse, especially if that one guest strip with Anubis is cannon. It'd be kind of neat to see the tiger every now and then running around, but with that tag it's very unlikely.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:59 pm

MrNeonShot wrote:THE TIGER IS SO KUTE!
New character? or will he be returned to the zoo? >3>

Considering he's just called "Not that Tiger", probably won't. Maybe a few random times for a punchline, but not as a character. Will probably appear if Grape ever goes to Milton mansion,

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:50 pm

That tiger is buff! Even moreso than-- *gets e-strangled*

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:29 am

Oh Rick. Can't resist adding even more characters. ;P

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:33 am

If the tiger is one of the ones from the local zoo, I wonder if Peanut will recognize him?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:40 am

RedFoxWizard wrote:If the tiger is one of the ones from the local zoo, I wonder if Peanut will recognize him?

He's not, the tags refer to him as "not that tiger".

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:28 am

SuperStar wrote:
RedFoxWizard wrote:If the tiger is one of the ones from the local zoo, I wonder if Peanut will recognize him?
He's not, the tags refer to him as "not that tiger".

Oh, whoops. I meant if the tiger could be another one that was at the zoo, not Shardul.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:00 am

Actually I thought his tag was a nod to him not being Shardul.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:36 am

SuperStar wrote:
RedFoxWizard wrote:If the tiger is one of the ones from the local zoo, I wonder if Peanut will recognize him?
He's not, the tags refer to him as "not that tiger".

That also means he's not Hobbes.