2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
[ Weapon Of Choice ]
Title Text: *gentle bapping*
Never leave home without your broom
Title Text: *gentle bapping*
Never leave home without your broom
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Nice to see Natalie again.
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Natalie is the awesomest ... That´s a word, right ?
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Paradise; you'll never want to leave, especially as you can't, anyways.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
What a beautiful guard.
No, Jess, you‘re not getting out.
It’s more than her job is worth.
Natalie’s the new security Wolf,
Looking for mags, hunks and mirth.
She’s keeping our possum in,
Showing again the power of BROOM!
Extending her reach beyond normal
And keeping Jess in the room.
If she gets out violence will ensue
as she finds Cory and Trinket;
with Fals and Truck in the wings
disaster’s coming – who’d think it?
No, Jess, you‘re not getting out.
It’s more than her job is worth.
Natalie’s the new security Wolf,
Looking for mags, hunks and mirth.
She’s keeping our possum in,
Showing again the power of BROOM!
Extending her reach beyond normal
And keeping Jess in the room.
If she gets out violence will ensue
as she finds Cory and Trinket;
with Fals and Truck in the wings
disaster’s coming – who’d think it?
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Well Natalie is a wolf after all.SuperStar wrote:So, Natalie works with the other wolfs? Kay.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
I think she's being eased in.SuperStar wrote:So, Natalie works with the other wolfs? Kay.
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If I had to guess? Wolves.IdleCurator wrote:I wonder what's in WOLF Magazine.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
The Broom is the best weapon in housepets.
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I'm surprised you don't need a license for one of those.
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If Jess really wants to leave, I'm sure she'll find a way.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
They shoulda got Grape to guard Jessica, she's got more experience with using brooms on ferals!
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
I always suspected someone else besides Grape would use a broom. :3
It just felt like the outdoor critter's nightmare.
It just felt like the outdoor critter's nightmare.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
The mighty broom: the weakness of all woodland critters~
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Natalie is a real pro at her job, she knows you get +1 to attack if you use a broom against the woodland critters
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It's not a full broom to the face, but it will do.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Michael BayWishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
So Natalie's Sense Motive check beat Jessica's Bluff check. (Or, for D&D 5.0 players, Natalie's Insight check beat Jessica's Deception check.)
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Uwe Boll, J.J. Abrams, M. Night Shyamalan...tsMKG wrote:Michael BayWishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Uh? Did you get the joke?Buster wrote:Uwe Boll, J.J. Abrams, M. Night Shyamalan...tsMKG wrote:Michael BayWishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Uhm, that doesn't look good. So, the condition to get a renewed den is stay in that trailer like a prisoner? Rebel yourself, Jessica. Natalie is being cool, anyway, she's a perfect guardian, she's not caring for anything except her paycheck. And great weapon choice, probably she learned it from a certain purple cat. Exit from the window was too much expected, be more creative, Jessica.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
Looks like Natalie has been taking lessons in broom fu with Grape. XD
Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
We need Itsuki brought in as an engineering contractor.
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I hate to lay on some hard stuff but it must royally suck to be a feral in a world where you are sentient and can speak. It already sucks for them in our world where they are not!
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
At least they are smart enough to avoid playing in the road though.
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Just gotta hope they don't build a road through the tree where your den is at.Amazee Dayzee wrote:At least they are smart enough to avoid playing in the road though.
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Re: 2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice
They can do what most ferals are doing now: putting up signs.