2016/02/03 - Weapon Of Choice

[Obbl]

[ Weapon Of Choice ]

Title Text: *gentle bapping*

Never leave home without your broom

[Saturn381]

Nice to see Natalie again.

[Gbr23]

Natalie is the awesomest ... That´s a word, right ?

[D-Rock]

Paradise; you'll never want to leave, especially as you can't, anyways.

[Welsh Halfwit]

What a beautiful guard.

No, Jess, you‘re not getting out.
It’s more than her job is worth.
Natalie’s the new security Wolf,
Looking for mags, hunks and mirth.
She’s keeping our possum in,
Showing again the power of BROOM!
Extending her reach beyond normal
And keeping Jess in the room.
If she gets out violence will ensue
as she finds Cory and Trinket;
with Fals and Truck in the wings
disaster’s coming – who’d think it?

[SuperStar]

So, Natalie works with the other wolfs? Kay.

[WishIWasHearEarlier]

Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?

[IdleCurator]

I wonder what's in WOLF Magazine.

[Saturn381]

So, Natalie works with the other wolfs? Kay.

Well Natalie is a wolf after all.

[Welsh Halfwit]

So, Natalie works with the other wolfs? Kay.

I think she's being eased in.

[Sleet]

I wonder what's in WOLF Magazine.

If I had to guess? Wolves.

[valerio]

Return of the broom, yay^^

[IceKitsune]

The Broom is the best weapon in housepets.

[CosmicCoyote]

I'm surprised you don't need a license for one of those.

[TheBlasterizer]

If Jess really wants to leave, I'm sure she'll find a way.

[CHAOKOCartoons]

They shoulda got Grape to guard Jessica, she's got more experience with using brooms on ferals!

[GameCobra]

I always suspected someone else besides Grape would use a broom. :3

It just felt like the outdoor critter's nightmare.

[bjchan95]

The mighty broom: the weakness of all woodland critters~

[HundKatzeMaus]

Natalie is a real pro at her job, she knows you get +1 to attack if you use a broom against the woodland critters

[Liam]

It's not a full broom to the face, but it will do.

[Macsen]

Can she at least sneak Zach in? ;3

[tsMKG]

Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?

Michael Bay

[jrh150482]

So Natalie's Sense Motive check beat Jessica's Bluff check. (Or, for D&D 5.0 players, Natalie's Insight check beat Jessica's Deception check.)

[Buster]

Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?

Michael Bay

Uwe Boll, J.J. Abrams, M. Night Shyamalan...

[tsMKG]

Karishad, Jessica, Cory, Trinket, Falstaff, Truck, and now Natalie. Is there anyone else that could make this situation more worrying?

Michael Bay

Uwe Boll, J.J. Abrams, M. Night Shyamalan...

Uh? Did you get the joke?

[Cesco]

Uhm, that doesn't look good. So, the condition to get a renewed den is stay in that trailer like a prisoner? Rebel yourself, Jessica. Natalie is being cool, anyway, she's a perfect guardian, she's not caring for anything except her paycheck. And great weapon choice, probably she learned it from a certain purple cat. Exit from the window was too much expected, be more creative, Jessica.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Looks like Natalie has been taking lessons in broom fu with Grape. XD

[Argent]

We need Itsuki brought in as an engineering contractor.

[Felixthestoat]

I hate to lay on some hard stuff but it must royally suck to be a feral in a world where you are sentient and can speak. It already sucks for them in our world where they are not!

[Amazee Dayzee]

At least they are smart enough to avoid playing in the road though.

[Felixthestoat]

At least they are smart enough to avoid playing in the road though.

Just gotta hope they don't build a road through the tree where your den is at.

[Amazee Dayzee]

They can do what most ferals are doing now: putting up signs.