2016/03/02 - Strike the Earth

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:11 am

[ Strike the Earth ]

Title Text: so is it the sabbath because fals is becoming a hole-y man (raccoon)

I feel really bad for Falstaff.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:13 am

Give Falstaff the ice cream Truck. He needs it right now.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:14 am

I foresee several black eyes.

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:15 am

(And now, an Spectre reference)

rourkie · Post by **rourkie** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:19 am

OMG Truck is so cute! ~<333 Poor Falstaff though...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:20 am

Falstaff’s fury rises in his eyes
as he forces himself upright.
His anger flows through his arms
as he readies himself for the fight.
Falstaff’s enemy is the Fox
And the chaos that follows.
His hope is to protect his kin
And their hopes; homes and hollows
His tail is damaged and thin,
His stomach famished it would seem;
The last thing he needs is his Truck
lumbering into view with Ice Cream!

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:21 am

Falstaff, just be glad Kari only took your tail fur and not the tail itself.

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:37 am

D-Rock wrote:I foresee several black eyes.

They're raccoons. They kinda already have those!

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:43 am

I can't believe I only noticed the tail the fourth time I read it!

John-056 · Post by **John-056** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:48 am

So... The REAL reason Jessica's home is a wreck (Likely leaving her homeless) AND the fact that Babylon Gardens currently has no power... Is Because Falstaff HAS BEEN SABOTAGING KARISHAD'S ACTIONS!?

Welp, I've lost any sympathy for Falstaff. Good Point Truck. He hasn't really been doing any REAL wrong as far as I can tell.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:53 am

Aw, our poor silly, surly, sorry saboteur.

That said, I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do if Truck keeps on being so adorable.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:08 am

And madness has fallen upon our dear Falstaff.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:46 am

*See's title*
*Shovel Knight OST intensifies*

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:50 am

I have to say Fals makes a great work messing around, but vs Karishad nothing will work.
U cant defeat Kari, Fals. Still, I admire u for keep trying ><

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:54 am

I cry like snoopy!

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:03 am

Wow...I must admit Truck is really wise

bjchan95 · Post by **bjchan95** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:05 am

Well...I didn't see that coming.

Rikunda · Post by **Rikunda** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:14 am

I would feel bad except I love Truck. He is awesome!

drivernjax · Post by **drivernjax** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:11 am

Falstaff and Truck remind me so much of Abbott and Costello. Falstaff railing against his bad luck is SO Bud Abbott-esque it's ridiculous. (Ridiculously funny. LOL.) BTW, their body designs are very similar to A&C also. Is this a coincidence, Rick? ("I don't believe in coincidences." Leroy Jethro Gibbs)

LurksInKorners · Post by **LurksInKorners** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:17 am

Oh, Fals, you poor misguided fool. Karishad does not crack, he only punctures.

supersonicfan169 · Post by **supersonicfan169** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:36 am

Poor Falstaff...looks like karma strikes again!

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:37 am

When dabbing in destruction, one must remember that there are consequences.

Poor Falstaff. X3

Bonabopn · Post by **Bonabopn** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:45 am

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:*See's title*
*Shovel Knight OST intensifies*

It could be a reference to Dwarf Fortress, actually.
I imagine that's what Shovel Knight's OST was referencing, anyway.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:53 am

What goes around comes around Falstaff. I absolutely died when I saw his tail.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:08 am

Aw. Poor Falstaff. He's so cute when he's distressed/angry.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:26 am

Furryface18 wrote:What goes around comes around Falstaff. I absolutely died when I saw his tail.

Yeh, so that's what happened to it.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:27 am

supersonicfan169 wrote:Poor Falstaff...looks like karma strikes again!

WHERE'S THE LIKE BUTTON?!

Diss, we need to see about migrating the forum to XenForo so we can have a like button.

So it was Falstaff the entire time, huh? Maybe HE can explain to Jessica why he flipped over her tree.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 am

I'll bet that Truck will talk him out of this one. Either that or they'll go rob whatever's left of the icecream parlor together.

that'll be a site.

Backlash · Post by **Backlash** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:27 am

I just noticed Truck is rather chubby. Too much ice cream?

cuteycindyhoney · Post by **cuteycindyhoney** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:11 pm

Wow! Give Truck an ice cream cone, and suddenly he's the cutest little guy in the world!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:48 pm

Backlash wrote:I just noticed Truck is rather chubby. Too much ice cream?

~~Lou Costello~~ Truck has always been the chubby one.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:23 pm

Oh, so the raccoons, or to better say only Falstaff, are attempting to sabotage what Karishad is doing... But why?

It's useless to wish you good luck, but Truck got some, I'm glad for him.

Aww, poor Falstaff.

Well, be kind like your chubby mate and maybe you'll get an ice cream cone too, as he means.

Anyway, the important is that your tail is still intact, the fur will grow again.

drivernjax · Post by **drivernjax** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:30 pm

Argent wrote:
Backlash wrote:I just noticed Truck is rather chubby. Too much ice cream?
~~Lou Costello~~ Truck has always been the chubby one.

Hey, that's MY observation. LOL.

Adoring Fan · Post by **Adoring Fan** » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:20 pm

Xane wrote:
Argent wrote:
Furryface18 wrote:What goes around comes around Falstaff. I absolutely died when I saw his tail.
Yeh, so that's what happened to it.
Well, if he'd just 'nicked' the fur with the saw it would only be missing fur on one side... so I think they did have to shave it to sew it back on!

Could be... The world may never know.

WishIWasHearEarlier · Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:29 am

Wait a sec. It's winter, yet Truck is outside eating ice cream. Seems a little odd.

Prof · Post by **Prof** » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:50 am

cuteycindyhoney wrote:Wow! Give Truck an ice cream cone, and suddenly he's the cutest little guy in the world!

And that's quite the feat, considering the rest of the HP! cast ^_^

Bonabopn · Post by **Bonabopn** » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:21 am

WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Wait a sec. It's winter, yet Truck is outside eating ice cream. Seems a little odd.

ice cream is always tasty regardless of the time of year!
unless it's pistachio or something stupid. those flavours are stupid.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:27 am

Bonabopn wrote:
WishIWasHearEarlier wrote:Wait a sec. It's winter, yet Truck is outside eating ice cream. Seems a little odd.
ice cream is always tasty regardless of the time of year!
unless it's pistachio or something stupid. those flavours are stupid.

My dad stands by the idea that ice cream is best in the winter because it doesn't melt. Me, not sure, but as long as it's good ice cream. Only found one flavor I don't like; creole cream cheese.

I really want to try blood orange ice cream, now, those things taste great!

drivernjax · Post by **drivernjax** » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:33 am

Blood orange flavored ice cream? muffins and cookies! I've got a blood navel orange tree in my backyard and I love the oranges; but, ice cream flavored to taste like that!? I don't think so. BTW, my tree produces oranges the size of grapefruit when I remember to fertilize it properly and we get enough rain here in south Georgia.

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NathanielKing · Post by **NathanielKing** » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:52 pm

Wow... I hadn't seen that coming.