2016/04/20 - The Crunchatorium
2016/04/20 - The Crunchatorium
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Title Text: instantly feel like you've been romping in a ball pit for three hours while being pelted with medicine balls
Now that's a massage!
Title Text: instantly feel like you've been romping in a ball pit for three hours while being pelted with medicine balls
Now that's a massage!
Re: 2016/04/20 - The Crunchatorium
The Stretch Armstrong massage. The most preferred massage in heaven.
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2016/04/20 - The Crunchatorium
I'd kill for a massage that great.
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I winced at all of that.
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So Keene .. tell me, are you feeling like you´re in paradise ?
Cause you are
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I didn't know ferrets were made of rubber.
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Wow, now that's a massage!
It must have felt - heavenly.
It must have felt - heavenly.
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Sooooooo, was the wallpaper a pic of a ferret twisted around, or maybe two ferrets being tied together like a pretzel? xD
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Other extending toys are available
but why? They're not Stretch Armstrong.
After all, it's never been Basketball
you think of when you hear 'Go long!'
Keene's become his own slinky;
twisted over, around and around.
Crushed down, snapped and pinned
stuck, face first, to the ground.
What will Breel say in response?
Will Keene hear he cannot leave?
Will he understand the implications?
Will he allow some time to grieve?
but why? They're not Stretch Armstrong.
After all, it's never been Basketball
you think of when you hear 'Go long!'
Keene's become his own slinky;
twisted over, around and around.
Crushed down, snapped and pinned
stuck, face first, to the ground.
What will Breel say in response?
Will Keene hear he cannot leave?
Will he understand the implications?
Will he allow some time to grieve?
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2 things,
1: Sorry Keene, you can't exactly "live" anywhere anymore.
2: Wouldn't the infinite paradise of Heaven make it so that back issues do not exist and therefor defeat the need of a massues?
1: Sorry Keene, you can't exactly "live" anywhere anymore.
2: Wouldn't the infinite paradise of Heaven make it so that back issues do not exist and therefor defeat the need of a massues?
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And here I was thinking the last strip was leading to a cuddle session. If there is one thing Rick is not it's predictable.
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Forced massages with comically large rolling pins. Keene will have quite the story to tell.
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I don't know much about the subject of heaven or it's affiliated massage businesses, but I'm pretty sure killing someone wont send ya there.Dissension wrote:I'd kill for a massage that great.
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Looks like it's gonna take a lot more willpower for Keene to want to leave now.
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Welp, looks like I need to make myself a mustelid somehow, that massage looked amazingly stress relieving!
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
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OTTER!
I'm still holding out for Keene not actually being dead. That would have repercussions.
Plus Cerberus would have explained things to him on the way.
I'm still holding out for Keene not actually being dead. That would have repercussions.
Plus Cerberus would have explained things to him on the way.
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Did they get theses masseuses from Toon Town?
That's my thoughts too. He hasn't really shown to pass away of age or anything, and his involvement with Pete would definitely get him a ticket now that somethings still need too be cleaned up.Argent wrote:OTTER!
I'm still holding out for Keene not actually being dead. That would have repercussions.
Plus Cerberus would have explained things to him on the way.
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Keene must have rubber bones to be that stretchy Either that, or heaven employs cartoon physics
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The link to this topic is dead, it links to post #3771 and this is #3770
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I want a massage like that ;-;
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I want a massage like that ;-;
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Well, that just made 90% of all our posts from Tuesday irrelevant
Darn you rick! Stop toying with our heads! How is it that noone realized that the tangles Slinky picture was in reference to a massage!? they are even in a massage parlor! I suddenly feel really dumb... Still i think this defiantly resolves the PG Vs PG-13 debate. With the new context that strip was closer to G than anything!
I actually really like Rick Griffins Pseudo-Cartoon method of drawing.. Its useful to display motion and action but not so cartoon like that it feels like an episode of Spongebob. The people are plastic only in the seance of "I am showing you that they are being pulled and manipulated" but not to the extent of "I drop an anvil on you and you survive unharmed but come out as a pancake". Its actually a nice way to convey motion.
Darn you rick! Stop toying with our heads! How is it that noone realized that the tangles Slinky picture was in reference to a massage!? they are even in a massage parlor! I suddenly feel really dumb... Still i think this defiantly resolves the PG Vs PG-13 debate. With the new context that strip was closer to G than anything!
I actually really like Rick Griffins Pseudo-Cartoon method of drawing.. Its useful to display motion and action but not so cartoon like that it feels like an episode of Spongebob. The people are plastic only in the seance of "I am showing you that they are being pulled and manipulated" but not to the extent of "I drop an anvil on you and you survive unharmed but come out as a pancake". Its actually a nice way to convey motion.
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and then keene gets the happy ending
aka a free slinkie
aka a free slinkie
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I want to see a functioning medicine-ball ballpit now (functioning, because someone is going to have to science those medicine balls until you can sink in them)
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I'm not sure if that looked super painful or super fun. Keene enjoyed it which ever it was.
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The fact he 'survived' that is telling me he's already left his body behind, but hopefully that just means near-death experience instead of actual death. I cannot imagine it being enjoyable-if it wasn't painful it would still be vertigo-inducing. But I've never claimed to be a mustelid, so...
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I would guess pain doesn't exist in heaven, which Keene hasn't figured out yet. :3
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Good, you got a free massage, Keene, and there's always some time for one. But, wow, you all there call that a massage? But especially, are you made of rubber, Keene? Now I see what Breel meant with the tangled slinkies... The rolling pin is the top. I see you're paining, but your wish is weird. So, you have to do 4 Earth time months of such massages? Escape from that building, now!
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Wonder if he can be treated like that when not in a magic realm of death or gods.
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Just post something in the "Attack the above poster" thread and you will recieve a nice massageDissension wrote:I'd kill for a massage that great.
If you don't believe me, there is an example.
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Re: 2016/04/20 - The Crunchatorium
My thoughts exactly. That Mana he's been holding on to might be the loose end that Kit and Cerb are looking to tie up to vanish any trace of the game.WatchNR12 wrote:Did they get theses masseuses from Toon Town?
That's my thoughts too. He hasn't really shown to pass away of age or anything, and his involvement with Pete would definitely get him a ticket now that somethings still need too be cleaned up.Argent wrote:OTTER!
I'm still holding out for Keene not actually being dead. That would have repercussions.
Plus Cerberus would have explained things to him on the way.
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Welp, if he wasn't dead yet, he's dead now for sure.
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Yep, the best way to iron-out all of those years of tension building in his back.
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Do you think that one of the people Keene will meet in there will be Mr Milton ? My bet is that yes
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But the name of arc is "The 4 Animals You Meet In Heaven". Mr Milton is not an animal.Gbr23 wrote:Do you think that one of the people Keene will meet in there will be Mr Milton ? My bet is that yes
My English is bad. Sorry for that.
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Excellent point, I did not recalled that.Foreigner wrote:But the name of arc is "The 4 Animals You Meet In Heaven". Mr Milton is not an animal.
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I thought so, too, but there was a massive gap of time between the last time we saw Keene's mana egg (where it was undoubtedly Keene's) and Karishad giving the mana he had to Tarot. Knowing how Karishad and this universe interact, he very well may have just found a mana egg lying about.Xane wrote:I feel like everybody's forgotten that Karishad gave it to Tarot to send Satau home.MrBlueSky7 wrote:That Mana he's been holding on to might be the loose end that Kit and Cerb are looking to tie up to vanish any trace of the game.
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Or Keene's scientists figured out how to manufacture their own mana.
...that's all sorts of funny to think about, really.
...that's all sorts of funny to think about, really.
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Foreigner wrote:But the name of arc is "The 4 Animals You Meet In Heaven". Mr Milton is not an animal.Gbr23 wrote:Do you think that one of the people Keene will meet in there will be Mr Milton ? My bet is that yes
If you wanted to really play the semantics game, humans are technically animals.
But yeah, the title probably does not refer to meeting Mr. Milton, though that is something that could be pretty touching and something I'd like to see.
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
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Rule of funny says it's the same mana.Retto-the-Otter wrote:I thought so, too, but there was a massive gap of time between the last time we saw Keene's mana egg (where it was undoubtedly Keene's) and Karishad giving the mana he had to Tarot. Knowing how Karishad and this universe interact, he very well may have just found a mana egg lying about.