2017/03/03 - It Stinks

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:03 am

[2017/03/03 It Stinks ]
Title Text: Don't worry about the store, once it airs out a bit we'll call it avant garde

That's what happens when people get trigger-happy around a ~~skunk~~ cat.

Rikunda · Post by **Rikunda** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:05 am

Wow... That is a lot of gas! Isn't a skunk's spray liquid?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:05 am

Well you shouldn't spray back Cory.

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:06 am

I don't approve it Cory, but I get it

Riverweasel · Post by **Riverweasel** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:16 am

Gbr23 wrote:I don't approve it Cory, but I get it

I approve. I approve of it in full and then some. Props to Cory for not taking any of her crap!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:18 am

Gbr23 wrote:I don't approve it Cory, but I get it

I kind of approve. I used to work with someone who was reactive to strong scents. Deodorants and Perfumes included. She couldn't go into certain shops because of these people. We've also just seen a North Korean assasinated by similar means. These people are technically guilty of assault.

Jess the Cat’s a real cheap date
when she can fit in a waste bin.
They may not even mind, these guys,
taking pity on her as she’s so thin.
Or the crew might be distracted
by the fun going on in store
where a pests attack on customers
ended like it never had before.
Stink leads into counter-stink
as Cory just protected himself.
They’ll fumigate and sweep the place
but never find that scent on the shelf.

guru4567 · Post by **guru4567** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:25 am

Those perfume ladies are aggressive. Macy's at Black Friday can be quite dangerous.

Cory's arrest count is at two now? Is that right?

Post by **CyberDragon** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:29 am

guru4567 wrote:Cory's arrest count is at two now? Is that right?

Yep! And neither for the actual thefts he's committed.

Ryusuta · Post by **Ryusuta** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:43 am

At least the clerk didn't spray you with her BUTT!

...

...I hope... <.<

Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:49 am

looks like Cory had to go through... the perfume dpartment

Rikunda wrote:Wow... That is a lot of gas! Isn't a skunk's spray liquid?

that's stink smoke. like stink lines but a lot more

Naro Rivers · Post by **Naro Rivers** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:55 am

guru4567 wrote:Cory's arrest count is at two now? Is that right?

That we've seen...

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:42 am

Rikunda wrote:Wow... That is a lot of gas! Isn't a skunk's spray liquid?

Not cartoon skunks. Haven't you ever seen a Pepe le Pew cartoon?

leinglo · Post by **leinglo** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:44 am

I think you need a little more than just a gas mask to properly handle a potentially hostile skunk. A hazmat suit would be more like it (one you don't plan on ever using again). After all, it's not just about avoiding the smell. If you get any of that spray on you at all, you're gonna need a full tomato juice bath. End of story.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:22 am

Who knew Cory would get arrested before Jessica?

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:27 am

Relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDMrncAy4U

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:50 am

Title is simple and accurate.
Also, ew.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:20 am

Is it bad that I kinda hope this will become a running gag?

Soerix · Post by **Soerix** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:41 am

Wow. That's the only fart joke that I can think of in Housepets so far.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:54 am

Rikunda wrote:Wow... That is a lot of gas! Isn't a skunk's spray liquid?

They can always report "signs of struggle. Some perfume bottles broke too"

House42 · Post by **House42** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:10 am

Why do I get the feeling that mixing skunk spray and perfume would bring about a divide by zero/unstoppable force vs. immovable object-level cataclysm?

Cyon · Post by **Cyon** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:12 am

That shop was probably just as stinky for Cory as it now is for the salesman

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:04 pm

I wonder what's Jessica talking about... Probably, she's eating something found there which was already for free.

Eheh, you don't see where Cory goes, but you sniff it!

What a gassy mess!

The woman Cory is talking about must be a daredevil to spray perfume to a skunk.

And, it's so evident you're a skunk, Cory, don't try to disguise yourself as a cat.

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:04 pm

Soerix wrote:Wow. That's the only fart joke that I can think of in Housepets so far.

Not even technically a fart joke!

Maryalee · Post by **Maryalee** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:46 pm

HundKatzeMaus wrote:Is it bad that I kinda hope this will become a running gag?

I suspect there were several people running and gagging....

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:13 pm

Maryalee wrote:
HundKatzeMaus wrote:Is it bad that I kinda hope this will become a running gag?
I suspect there were several people running and gagging....

You win the thread

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:48 pm

House42 wrote:Why do I get the feeling that mixing skunk spray and perfume would bring about a divide by zero/unstoppable force vs. immovable object-level cataclysm?

Or if the perfume in question is acidic, you just get a very stinky run-away chemical reaction (aerosolized liquids can react WAY faster than stationary ones)

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:58 pm

Cesco wrote:I wonder what's Jessica talking about...

It's a possums raiding trashcans joke.

#NOTALLPOSSUMS

rourkie · Post by **rourkie** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:47 am

Cory is my spirit animal. ~<3

Either that or I just really like him. Whichever it is, always nice to see him get more screen time, even if it always ends up in arrest...

dryideabat · Post by **dryideabat** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:28 am

Really, Cory? You couldn't go two whole comic strips in the "normal" human world without doing something to get you thrown out. Ferals.

Hopefully he didn't get anyone in the eyes. That concoction can blind worse than perfume.

GameCobra wrote:Relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDMrncAy4U

The title made me think of the exact same thing. Now I can only hear Jon Lovitz's voice whenever Cory talks.

Naro Rivers · Post by **Naro Rivers** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:38 pm

To be fair, I have yet to smell a perfume or cologne that isn't horrid.

Tappy Too · Post by **Tappy Too** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:35 pm

Arrested again huh? It's a shame, skunks are so misunderstood.

Foreigner · Post by **Foreigner** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:23 am

This is the second strip without eye color

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