2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
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2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
[ The Razor Cuts Both Ways ]
Title Text: wet thop
Bailey is such a sweet dog, till you get on her bad side...
Title Text: wet thop
Bailey is such a sweet dog, till you get on her bad side...
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Yeah... You don't wanna mess with Bailey's temper. Right Bino ?
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
You don't want to face Bailey's face.
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
A wet puppy kiss or a slavered face
both the outcome as Grape finds her place
and finally pulls free of the Olive
and gives the advice she has to give.
‘Three not four is the score,
Peanut; count like you should have before.
You haven’t lost one. You’ve not lost nine,
Two hours in and you’re doing just fine’
Brought to a halt by fear of furious Husky
She has to consider the chance that must be;
does she risk the FACE-punchers’ rage
or maybe check one’s not escaped the cage
both the outcome as Grape finds her place
and finally pulls free of the Olive
and gives the advice she has to give.
‘Three not four is the score,
Peanut; count like you should have before.
You haven’t lost one. You’ve not lost nine,
Two hours in and you’re doing just fine’
Brought to a halt by fear of furious Husky
She has to consider the chance that must be;
does she risk the FACE-punchers’ rage
or maybe check one’s not escaped the cage
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
If they did end up losing a pup they would not be the only ones facing her wrath. She would hunt down Bino afterward and punch him in the face too. And someone, probably Fox, would say that he somehow had that coming to him.
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
(Remembering how Bailey's wrath turned Bino's face inside-out) Yeah, Grape, I'd say that a 1% chance is too much. You need to bring that down to a safe 0%. I'd go with a combination of the previous suggestions: Call Fox, and ask for the pup's names. It'll give a headcount without any suspicion.
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
It's memetic!
Also Grape's tag color looks distressingly similar to olive's brown markings on my monitor
Also Grape's tag color looks distressingly similar to olive's brown markings on my monitor
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Well, Peanut is right. Even that 1% chance of a fourth puppy could cause 100% damage to your bones.
What do you suggest we do, Grape?
I kind of want to see Bailey's infamous FACE! again. Just preferably not on Peanut and Grape.
What do you suggest we do, Grape?
I kind of want to see Bailey's infamous FACE! again. Just preferably not on Peanut and Grape.
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
What i find amusing is that Grape is so sure of herself... until Bailey's Mama Bear status shows up.
Sure, she couldn't exactly remember the numbers either, but now i can guess the rest of the night the both of them are going to cause their own misfortunes, rather than the pups :3
Sure, she couldn't exactly remember the numbers either, but now i can guess the rest of the night the both of them are going to cause their own misfortunes, rather than the pups :3
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
don't mess with someone that can punch your entire face into hammer space
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Are bears that fearsome in HP!land? Bruno seems kinda mellow.GameCobra wrote:What i find amusing is that Grape is so sure of herself... until Bailey's Mama Bear status shows up.
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Bruno's just one bear and she's always half asleep. She probably doesn't have the energy and/or can't be bothered to be threatening.Argent wrote:Are bears that fearsome in HP!land? Bruno seems kinda mellow.GameCobra wrote:What i find amusing is that Grape is so sure of herself... until Bailey's Mama Bear status shows up.
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Even Grape fears Bailey. Yikes.
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Eheh, Olive was like a sucker to Grape's face. Peanut, but a brake to your unfounded worry! It's how you said, Grape, the pups are only three and there's no evidence of a fourth (it was just a joke that King should remember forever ). But, Peanut... Ouch, you hadn't to say that, about face Bailey's wraith... I guess that everybody there knows what happened to Bino time ago.
Now I'm wondering, which kind of wraith is the worst to face? Bailey's one or Jessica's one?
Now I'm wondering, which kind of wraith is the worst to face? Bailey's one or Jessica's one?
Yeah, that's terrible. Her broom can't do nothing against Bailey, apparently.silver16 wrote:Even Grape fears Bailey. Yikes.
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
They probably have family pictures. XP
Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Bailey would bite that broom in half.
Grape and Jessica would have to become their own full-time moms to deal with Bailey. Poor Max and Zach.
Grape and Jessica would have to become their own full-time moms to deal with Bailey. Poor Max and Zach.
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
Brilliant!leinglo wrote: Call Fox, and ask for the pup's names. It'll give a headcount without any suspicion.
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Re: 2017/03/24 - The Razor Cuts Both Ways
imagine Baley and King's reaction when they come home to four pups
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I love the suction cup effect. :3
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