2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
[2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil ]
Title Text: not autobiographical
The internet hasn't given us anything good. Except entertainment. Maybe some news. Maybe some fun. Maybe some friends.
But it's still evil!
Title Text: not autobiographical
The internet hasn't given us anything good. Except entertainment. Maybe some news. Maybe some fun. Maybe some friends.
But it's still evil!
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Re: 2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
I know how res feels. same thing happened to my fan fic, and I only got like 10 short chapters out of that before realizing I had no way to complete all the plot threads I started.
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I do have to wonder what kind of sites did Res go to that gave him all this stress?
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Re: 2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
Talkboards, my friend. Talkboards.Saturn381 wrote:I do have to wonder what kind of sites did Res go to that gave him all this stress?
Let it hang, dear Res, let it hang;
you can’t fill in all the holes.
There’s always someone will see
the mistake that makes the bell rang.
Life doesn’t explain it all when asked
and nor, really speaking, should you.
Reality doesn’t work that way, my boy
and it never should be that way tasked.
Ignore the nit-pickers, it’s easy for them
to criticise what they claim to love.
To offer abuse to their beloved idol
but, come the next, they’ll buy again.
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Reddit, the source of all evil. (Whoops, can't forget Tumblr)Saturn381 wrote:I do have to wonder what kind of sites did Res go to that gave him all this stress?
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Reason: Mod Edit: Please do not reference sites with a negative reputation.
Reason: Mod Edit: Please do not reference sites with a negative reputation.
Re: 2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
The Forums, of course.Saturn381 wrote:I do have to wonder what kind of sites did Res go to that gave him all this stress?
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Grape will help you, Res.
However make sure you end the story with a cliff hanger and then a bit later, make a statement to your fans that the story will not be receving a sequel.
You might want to go into hiding after that. Babylon Gardens seems like a nice place to stay.
However make sure you end the story with a cliff hanger and then a bit later, make a statement to your fans that the story will not be receving a sequel.
You might want to go into hiding after that. Babylon Gardens seems like a nice place to stay.
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I'm detecting a hint of some meta-humor here. No shame, it's not like you're the first person to be hated on the internet.
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Mistake 1: Reading internet comments.
“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
- Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering
- Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering
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Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
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All I can say about this one is... "Yep."
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I am in agreeance with this statement.Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
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I like how he has that "cat has to sit on things" vibe.
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I think this is the first time Grape has directly referred to him as the author of the story (i.e. "you")
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The Internet.
Twice as useful
Twice as toxic.
Like Buckleys.
Tastes Awful.
And it works.
Twice as useful
Twice as toxic.
Like Buckleys.
Tastes Awful.
And it works.
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
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I mean, he's not wrong. The internet's a carzy weird place. Just look at us, or me specifically.
There's no place like home...except the Housepets home page.
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And then Res writes the end of the world the only way he can think of it - destroyed by a bunch of Grape furred cats with guns.SuperStar wrote:Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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The last panel is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything
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Dang it interweb, you did it again!
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Ah the Internet, both the best and most evil thing ever made in the history of man.
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Those are the typical troubles of a story writer, I guess. Yeah, do as Grape says, just write chapters about the still unexplained facts written in the previous books. Eh, I see what's your error, Res, as Grape says, too. Never read Internet comments about your works. Well, Grape, give him a paw finding ideas.
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I don't see why you would need to rip his collar off for that, Macsen. How about we all keep our collars on and use our words to comfort our friends instead like good, wholesome pets?Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
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Because ripping off the collar would be so much more thrilling and unexpected. Res would like the surprise, I think.CHAOKOCartoons wrote:I don't see why you would need to rip his collar off for that, Macsen.Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
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Yes,Yes. I agree with this.CHAOKOCartoons wrote:I don't see why you would need to rip his collar off for that, Macsen. How about we all keep our collars on and use our words to comfort our friends instead like good, wholesome pets?Macsen wrote:Just rip his collar off and snuggle him. That'll loosen him right up.
Save the collar ripping for Maxwell. *gets bricked*
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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HellishK9 wrote:Because ripping off the collar would be so much more thrilling and unexpected. Res would like the surprise, I think.
GameCobra wrote:Yes,Yes. I agree with this.
Save the collar ripping for Maxwell. *gets bricked*
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*Splashes your brain with water*CHAOKOCartoons wrote:
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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The worst kind.Saturn381 wrote:I do have to wonder what kind of sites did Res go to that gave him all this stress?
Furry sites.
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My hopes for next page?
Res : So how are you and your boyfriend?
Grape: Max? hes ok.
Rez : Huh.
*pause*
Rez : I though his name was peanut.
Grape: !
Res : So how are you and your boyfriend?
Grape: Max? hes ok.
Rez : Huh.
*pause*
Rez : I though his name was peanut.
Grape: !
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First panel: "Unweildy" should be "unwieldy".
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
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Re: 2017/05/12 - Source Of All Evil
Certainly not autobiographical. Nope.
HEY EVERYONE LET'S POINT OUT ANY PLOT INCONSISTENCIES WITH HOUSEPETS! Go.
HEY EVERYONE LET'S POINT OUT ANY PLOT INCONSISTENCIES WITH HOUSEPETS! Go.
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Just one of those little, inconsequential, mistakes people like to point out to the world...jrh150482 wrote:First panel: "Unweildy" should be "unwieldy".
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All you can do with big Plotholes like that is fill in the ones you can, and leave the rest alone. A fisherman doesn't consider it a failure if he fishes all afternoon and gets skunked.
Sure, someone will say "What about Macho Grande?" but if it turns out you didn't need the plot hook to finish up this book series, it's a good hook to start the next one. Or just leave it hang forever if it doesn't hurt anything.
If you have enough power to George Lucas it, once the series is all done you can edit it out and release a "Directors Edition" with the Retcons. Good old Handwavium.
Sure, someone will say "What about Macho Grande?" but if it turns out you didn't need the plot hook to finish up this book series, it's a good hook to start the next one. Or just leave it hang forever if it doesn't hurt anything.
If you have enough power to George Lucas it, once the series is all done you can edit it out and release a "Directors Edition" with the Retcons. Good old Handwavium.
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Rick plsAdoring Fan wrote:My hopes for next page?
Res : So how are you and your boyfriend?
Grape: Max? hes ok.
Rez : Huh.
*pause*
Rez : I though his name was peanut.
Grape: !
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*Seconds*Not A Furry wrote:Rick plsAdoring Fan wrote:My hopes for next page?
Res : So how are you and your boyfriend?
Grape: Max? hes ok.
Rez : Huh.
*pause*
Rez : I though his name was peanut.
Grape: !
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.