2017/07/17 - Sure Looks Strange To Me

[D-Rock]

[2017/07/17 - Sure Looks Strange To Me]
Title Text: You SHOULD be experiencing mortal fear right about now, I would be too if I were about to be shredded like cheese--OW WHAT I WAS HELPING

If you're lucky, it won't like the taste of cat.

[Saturn381]

How much you wanna bet that the monster is actually really friendly?

[IceKitsune]

I wonder if he could put on the bag and fight it? It seems like his best chance at this point as I doubt he will be able to run away.

[dontebell]

who was telling him to be worried? Peanut or Max?

[Gbr23]

Panicking sounds like a good idea though...

[HellishK9]

Run around in circles, Res!
You might confuse it.

[Welsh Halfwit]

who was telling him to be worried? Peanut or Max?

Peanut. He has a tag and Max doesn't.

Peacefully asking his query,
Rez is struck by a theory.
This thing in front is strange
a feast of shapes to arrange.
Rez is backed against a wall,
holding him up, stopping his fall.
He may have to take a chance
as this thing stays on the advance.
His help is worse than his threat
as things haven’t reached bottom yet,
Rez, help is coming, by and by;
don’t believe them. You’re not gonna die.

[Iceheart]

I wouldn't worry, Res. But then again I'm not trapped down there with a horrific monster like you are.

[CyberDragon]

I want to see what happens when he puts on the hat.

[Argent]

I wonder if he could put on the bag and fight it? It seems like his best chance at this point as I doubt he will be able to run away.

YES PUT ON THE BAGS ALL OF YOU.

Sheesh. It's like they'd never played an RPG before.

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

I wonder if he could put on the bag and fight it? It seems like his best chance at this point as I doubt he will be able to run away.

YES PUT ON THE BAGS ALL OF YOU.

Sheesh. It's like they'd never played an RPG before.

because all RPGs involve wearing bags on your head that give you magic powers

[VoidGaming404]

Don't worry Res, if I remember the song right, you shouldn't have anything to worry about!

[Soerix]

OEOHFPPE...
Is it pronounced "Oyofpuh"?
Or "oh-ee-oo-aitch-eff-peepee-ee"?

[Obbl]

I'm personally fond of Sleet's "Oreo Frappe" pronunciation
Alternatively you can call it the One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

[Argent]

because all RPGs involve wearing bags on your head that give you magic powers

All RPGs have rules you need to follow. They've been told this is one of the rules.

Don't worry Res, if I remember the song right, you shouldn't have anything to worry about!

Grape, on the other hand, has to hope it's aware that pets aren't legally people in the HP!US.

[Macsen]

Oh Peanut... x3

[TeflonCougar]

Yes, Res has no reason to worry. Now Grape on the other hand, she is the only one who is purple.

[House42]

I wonder if he could put on the bag and fight it? It seems like his best chance at this point as I doubt he will be able to run away.

Well if Payday 2 has taught me anything, it's that masks/something else that partially covers your face turns you into a slightly-less impervious version of the Mask and solves all of your police-related problems.

Until one of the special units goes full Randy Orton on you and RKOs you out of nowhere

Yes, Res has no reason to worry. Now Grape on the other hand, she is the only one who is purple.

That's what I've always wondered about the Purple People Eater: does it eat purple people, or is it the one that is actually purple?

[Argent]

That's what I've always wondered about the Purple People Eater: does it eat purple people, or is it the one that is actually purple?

I said Mr Purple People Eater, what's your line?
He said "eating purple people, and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band"

[Frank]

That's what I've always wondered about the Purple People Eater: does it eat purple people, or is it the one that is actually purple?

I said Mr Purple People Eater, what's your line?
He said "eating purple people, and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band"

Oh snap, Grape!

[CanzetYote]

Poor Res, as if he doesn't have enough anxiety.

[Argent]

That's what I've always wondered about the Purple People Eater: does it eat purple people, or is it the one that is actually purple?

I said Mr Purple People Eater, what's your line?
He said "eating purple people, and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band"

Oh snap, Grape!

Hence "Grape, on the other hand, has to hope it's aware that pets aren't legally people in the HP!US."

[Cesco]

Eh, poor Res, that monster is real, instead... Put a finger on it... Great suggestion, Peanut! He can blind his eye pushing a finger on it! But, can Res really do this? But yeah, good way to help, Peanut... Awww, Res is so cute when anxious...
But wait, if the purple monster eats people, then Res is out from its diet: he's a cat.

[GameCobra]

Poor Res is just learning what the Pete he just got himself into.

[Adoring Fan]

Poor Res is just learning what the Pete he just got himself into.

I like this comment XD

I will be honest i didn't put it together until today when i read the strip even though we could clearly see the one eyed one horned flight capable and purple trait's. We even could see the fact that its clearly there as a monster to eat people.

That being said....

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said woowe
cause It looks like a purple eater to me!
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater!
One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater!
A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater!
Sure looks strange to me!
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cause you're too tough
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me!
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
He said eating purple people and it sure is fine!
But that's not the reason that I came to land! I want to get a job in a rock and roll band!
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flying purple people eater
"We wear short shorts" friendly little people eater
What a sight to see (oh!)
And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
And he started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop-boop, a-boopa lopa lum bam boom
Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, under growed, flying purple people eater
"I like short shorts!" flying purple people eater
What a sight to see!

[Frank]

He wouldn't eat Res 'cuz he's so fluff.

Do these monsters produce hairballs?