2018/07/25 - Vegans Taste Better

[Welsh Halfwit]

Flat-out telling a moderator one intends to do the opposite of what they ask is the quickest way to prove oneself a pastrami on rye.

As someone who thinks that pastrami on rye is quite delicious, you are sending me mixed signals, Diss.

Aww, dude, you'll always be a pastrami on rye. <3

Can I ask what I'd be?

[Argent]

Nah, he's totally a sandwich shop.

OH YEH WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH? You don't know. Stumped you there, didn't I? Run rings around you logically. QED & all that.

Obviously, a Peanut butter and Grape Jelly sandwich

But he doesn't HAVE a Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly. Is this like the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch or something?

Sapient, not sentient. "This-world" corgis are--near as we can tell--incapable of experiencing trauma in the same way, or for the same reasons, that humans do.

How do you know that humans can experience trauma like Celestials do? We can't vasten or skren, we have no fingles and can't even percieve slood, and certainly can't watch future possibilities torn from our branching timelines by every committed decision we make.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Will Pueblo get 'distracted' by a Switch?

[NHWestoN]

Terrific, Welsh, you'll always be terrific - since you asked....

[KJOokami]

Aww, dude, you'll always be a pastrami on rye. <3

You flatterer, you~ <3

How do you know that humans can experience trauma like Celestials do? We can't vasten or skren, we have no fingles and can't even percieve slood, and certainly can't watch future possibilities torn from our branching timelines by every committed decision we make.

Welp. Ya got me there, friendo. Haha

[NHWestoN]

You don't have to be a Celestial to know slood when you hear it !!