Headcanons

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:05 pm

If he needs alcohol to function and be SOMEWHAT decent, then who knows what he is like when he is sober. Sasha was lucky to get out of there when she did.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:37 pm

Mr. Hartford is a cousin of Mr. London, Mrs. McGillicuddy, the ticket lady at the zoo, and the mysterious DVD-rental manager with the German accent.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:48 pm

Wow that is something I would expect from a soap opera. Because all that means that their grandparents must have had a lot of kids. XD

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:50 am

Babylon Gardens - built on the ruins of a suburban development once known as Peyton Place.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:39 am

NHWestoN wrote:Babylon Gardens - built on the ruins of a suburban development once known as Peyton Place.

Should have known, the neighboring community is Petticoat Junction.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:38 pm

Television in the 1960s sure must have been something. The closest I got to it was the Looney Toons shorts on Cartoon Network.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:17 pm

Max and Bino really do care about each other.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:19 pm

trekkie wrote:Max and Bino really do care about each other.

I think if push came to shove, they'd show it. I'm just not sure if we'll ever see it since it might change their chemistry too much to move forward.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:18 pm

I think that we might but then they will pretend it never happened.

Tappy Too · Post by **Tappy Too** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:53 pm

This is probably just me, but Fox seems like the type of guy to have a guitar. Or at least know how to play one-

I would have added that to my list from a while back but I legitimately forgot that it wasn't canon-

Anyways, I imagine that Fox has an acoustic guitar and plays it in his free time, but he's not a very good singer so that's really all he does.
(Also is it just me or does anyone else imagine Fox having a slight southern accent?)

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:08 am

I haven't actually thought of that before but now that you put it in my head I can see it actually being something that fits.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:24 am

Boris plays the clarinet.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:29 pm

Mungo secretly hates his superhuman strength that can cause a lot of injuries and property damage and wishes that he could shrink his body down so its more managable and he can be more affectionate.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:50 pm

Trinket actually has an enormous bankroll and is a very wealthy little magpie. However, her fortune is all in coins, stored in a huge, hollow tree trunk, and is mixed in with nails, bottle caps, and innumerable other "shineys"

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:18 pm

Ralph in his free time is trying to find a girlfriend who he can date and hook up with since he really is lonely when not at work.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:35 pm

Maxwell and Sabrina still care about each other.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:07 pm

Dallas actually prefers Clue to DnD.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:26 pm

If that EVER gets out his friends would shun him and kick him out of their group and Lester might physically attack him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:43 pm

The Limerick-talking Hermit is a retired astronaut and actually owns all the land on which Babylon Gardens sits.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:12 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If that EVER gets out his friends would shun him and kick him out of their group and Lester might physically attack him.

I don’t think Joey and Squeak will be that bad, Lester, on the other hand, yeah, Dallas might want to pack his bat.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:59 pm

NHWestoN wrote:Dallas actually prefers Clue to DnD.

As Tony Stark would say, "I respectfully disagree."

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:17 am

That is OK then because its his headcanon and not yours.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:19 am

I know. I just thought I'd point out that I disagree with what he said.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

I'm sorry.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:19 am

I didn't say that you were. I was just saying that it is his headcanon.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:28 pm

No offense intended, none taken. Actually, if offense was intended, I probably wouldn't get it anyways.....

Before retiring to the farm, Rufus was an understudy for Rin-Tin-Tin.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:37 pm

Bailey used to be a champion bull rider who took part in rodeos in the animal division.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:40 pm

What Chicken is a prosecuting attorney during her day job.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:27 am

Marvin has a secret girlfriend who he doesn't introduce to his brothers because one is a whack-job and the other is so neurotic and gloomy that it gets annoying.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:43 pm

Secretly, the Bigglesworths have formally incorporated.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:46 pm

Everyone knows Marvin more than Tiger.

We just don't see it.

It's one of the reasons Maxwell hangs out with Marvin :3

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:48 pm

Marvin moonlights as Gale's accountant.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:49 pm

To go with the theme of more Marvin and him being made more prominent, he secretly has been taking tae kwon do lessons.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:12 pm

Falstaff and Truck get captured in the school cafeteria, pretending to be exchange students.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:00 pm

NHWestoN wrote:Falstaff and Truck get captured in the school cafeteria, pretending to be exchange students.

That feels more like a future arc than a headcanon. Either way, I could see Fals trying to pull that off... and the students playing along because, why not?

As much as he says he hates it, a tiny part of Zach kinda likes being the Opener and he would miss the attention if it went away.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:38 pm

Disguised as dachshunds, Pit and Simon have become a world renown figure-skating team.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:14 pm

Why not? They could pass as dachshunds and do figure-skating in secret if they manage to find the right costumer and make-up artist to help them pass for that species. And considering that ferrets seem like they are just a smaller version of them, it definitely could work.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:48 pm

Both Maxwell and Fox care about Bino but his snotty attitude prevents them from admitting it.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:56 pm

I actually have that thought about Max and Bino, but as of now I think that not only does Fox NOT care or think about Bino but he genuinely hates him and problem wishes he would just leave.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:38 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I actually have that thought about Max and Bino, but as of now I think that not only does Fox NOT care or think about Bino but he genuinely hates him and problem wishes he would just leave.

See, I don't think that Fox hates him if only because I'm not sure Fox could hate anyone long term. I doubt they hang out together anymore, and haven't for some time, but if Bino showed up at his door he'd at least talk cordially to him until he stuck his paw in his mouth again.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:40 pm

dr_eirik wrote:
Amazee Dayzee wrote:I actually have that thought about Max and Bino, but as of now I think that not only does Fox NOT care or think about Bino but he genuinely hates him and problem wishes he would just leave.
See, I don't think that Fox hates him if only because I'm not sure Fox could hate anyone long term. I doubt they hang out together anymore, and haven't for some time, but if Bino showed up at his door he'd at least talk cordially to him until he stuck his paw in his mouth again.

...which, I'm afraid, would happen about the fifth or sixth sentence out of Bino's mouth.