Wild Mass Guessing

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:23 pm

How does a horse hold a pitchfork?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:57 pm

Apparently horses hold pitchforks only when they're engaged in home invasions which they almost never do since good manners requires they remove their shoes before entering.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:54 pm

Peanut likes swords.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:57 pm

I hope that he is proficient with them though if he is not or the Sandwiches are afraid he might amputate a limb whether his or somebody else's, I can see why they wouldn't let him jeep a collection.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:36 am

Fox has a crush on Mungo.
...maybe.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:59 pm

A lot of people would love that if it was true since there has been some support for Fungo for a long time after Mungo showed up. I don't really see it because Fox was attracted to Sasha and then when that went up in smoke I didn't see him get attracted to Mungo. If anything, maybe Mungo is the one attracted to Fox.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:33 pm

The one who transformed Marion and Lois is Old Man Withers, the guy who runs at the haunted amusement park that the Ferrets' Theme Park World put out of business. He would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those meddling kids that he turned into meddling animals.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:32 am

I could actually see that being a joke in a one-off where they think its him after they realize it wasn't Steward (or WAS it?) and its not him either.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:27 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote:The one who transformed Marion and Lois is Old Man Withers, the guy who runs at the haunted amusement park that the Ferrets' Theme Park World put out of business. He would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those meddling kids that he turned into meddling animals.

...... And, of course, Scooby!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:07 am

Steward is eaten by a bear before they can catch him, thus losing any possible info, and the coin manages to be lost. Marion and Lois make peace with the fact that they're stuck come Christmas.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:02 pm

That would be another really depressing outcome and I still think that like King they should get a choice. Though I'm pretty sure their choice would be to go back to being human.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:05 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote:The one who transformed Marion and Lois is Old Man Withers, the guy who runs at the haunted amusement park that the Ferrets' Theme Park World put out of business. He would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those meddling kids that he turned into meddling animals.

Zoinks!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:11 pm

Jinkies, Foxy, like, uh, what're we gunna do now?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:15 pm

NHWestoN wrote:
Elwood Blutarsky wrote:The one who transformed Marion and Lois is Old Man Withers, the guy who runs at the haunted amusement park that the Ferrets' Theme Park World put out of business. He would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those meddling kids that he turned into meddling animals.
...... And, of course, Scooby!

And when they capture him, his mask falls away to reveal Truck!

What a twist!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:43 pm

dr_eirik wrote:
NHWestoN wrote:
Elwood Blutarsky wrote:The one who transformed Marion and Lois is Old Man Withers, the guy who runs at the haunted amusement park that the Ferrets' Theme Park World put out of business. He would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those meddling kids that he turned into meddling animals.
...... And, of course, Scooby!

And when they capture him, his mask falls away to reveal Truck!

What a twist!

yeah - now it had been Falstaff, no great startlement there, but Truck ..... Hoo wah

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:30 pm

Nobody will have ever expected that at all if it happened like that. Especially if all the clues pointed towards Falstaff and nobody thought to think of Truck.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:06 am

It's always the first guy you see other than the main characters.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:58 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote:It's always the first guy you see other than the main characters.

Face in the crowd sort ……...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:22 pm

So basically it would be just like a "Where's Waldo?" picture book.

Though with his ugly mug, I'm sort of surprised he was able to hide.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:38 pm

Daisy brings three bags of garbage to the treehouse as her annual Christmas gift to the ferals and is arrested for littering. Sasha implores Fox to get her friend off. He succeeds and Daisy gets a massive "My Hero" crush on Fox who finally gets to be somebody's hero.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:29 am

You suuuuure really do want a pairing between Fox and Daisy now don't you?

Not like i can blame you. I tried to pair Fox/Sasha so my OC can have Kevin.

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:28 pm

King has been giving Marion advice on being the small one in a relationship.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 3:20 pm

CunningFox wrote:King has been giving Marion advice on being the small one in a relationship.

That would make for an interesting friendship dynamic.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:06 pm

To devolve Lois into a bobcat Trinket dive bombed her after leaping from a perch atop the state's School Book Depository that neighbors the zoo. She released the coin in such a way it ricocheted off her hair, tangling in it just long enough to count as holding so the transformation was triggered, before it bounced back up into her claws and she was able to fly away undetected. The nature of the transformation caused Lois to fall back and to the right before landing on her new tail. Because her hair changed first it somehow managed to maintain its human shape as a result before everything else morphed below it.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:26 pm

After her transformation Bino gave Devo a lot of flack over the fact that his owner Lois is, essentially, now a cat. Devo followed the tradition of many a Good Old Dogs Club member and put him in traction over those remarks. Bino no longer teases Devo over this issue.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote:After her transformation Bino gave Devo a lot of flack over the fact that his owner Lois is, essentially, now a cat. Devo followed the tradition of many a Good Old Dogs Club member and put him in traction over those remarks. Bino no longer teases Devo over this issue.

Who is Devo?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:30 pm

Do we even know if any of the other members have ever given Bino the beating of a lifetime? I thought it was only just Fox. I would really love to know who else broke multiple bones in his body.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:40 pm

FoxyBoi wrote: Who is Devo?

Devo is the yellow and brown dog with a collar tag shaped like the famous red "Energy Dome" that the 1980s band Devo wore (That group that sang "Whip It"). Probably safe to assume he's named after the band. Devo is one of the members of the Good Old Dogs Club that was deliberately designed by Rick to fill out the club's ranks with some characters that aren't members of the main cast (like Sten the Chihuahua). He was part of Bino's plan to troll Sasha at Valentines after their breakup and he attended King and Bailey's wedding but otherwise wasn't seen again until he was revealed to be Lois' dog and chased Marion up the Christmas tree at the end of the "Teenage Squirrel" arc.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:43 pm

I am also pretty sure that NOBODY had ever expected to see him again. LOL

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:50 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I am also pretty sure that NOBODY had ever expected to see him again. LOL

Also, most of us had no memory of who he was since he had only spoken one line, and appeared in two strips. One of those was the crowd at the wedding.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:43 pm

I knew that he was a member of the GODC but I didn't know his name until I looked back at the strip. Of course I only knew that because I remembered the arc where Bino got Fox to have the members date Sasha and seem like such tools that Bino was the better choice in comparison to them.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:53 pm

Griswold, Sten, and Yeltsin next.... Terrance arrests them for littering when they go tobogganing and hit a trash can. Daisy and Rex throw their bail.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:46 pm

Cory was a bad influence on Trinket, leading to her eventual turn to evil and partnership with Stewart. He showed her the path that rocks but it didn't lead to righteous.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:07 am

Alternatively Stewart who isn't as dumb as everybody thinks was the one who managed to convince Trinket to dump Cori and align herself with him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:48 pm

Sabrina wants to bake a birthday cake for Fido. Her problem is she doesn't know how to bake and doesn't want to use magic because she wants her cake to be "authentic." Hoping to get some quick lessons, she pays a call on Rex. Her visit sets off rumors about "The Big Guy" becoming a rival for her affections, and Fox decides to investigate.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:47 am

If it ends with the cake in Fox's face then I 100% endorse this arc.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:11 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If it ends with the cake in Fox's face then I 100% endorse this arc.

Yes … and Sabrina thoroughly "frosted" (i.e. honked off)!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:24 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up putting curses on everybody after what happened.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:58 pm

Karishad once parallel parked a 747.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:11 am

O_O

ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL KARISHAD WHO CAN PARALLEL PARK A PLANE!