Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:31 pm
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Out Of Context Quotes
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Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:00 pm
It literally says you're gonna have a bad time, and that makes me worried
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:43 am
"Don't worry, this isn't really going to hurt.. a bit."
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:32 pm
A catalope is a watermelon who has been hurt by life ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:10 am
"MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!"
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:58 pm
That's what it was designed to do, what it actually does, is suck.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:48 pm
Mozzarella needs constant support and encouragement.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:27 pm
An Apple a day will eventually attract a lot of canker worms...
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:56 pm
Heh, I actually know that one.Legotron123 wrote:Mozzarella needs constant support and encouragement.
"Even I can see she's cheating, and I'm blind."
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:41 pm
"He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:03 pm
“This sounds like a job for Ambassador Pineapple. You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out there and work your magic.”
KABOOM!
“Well, it sounds like we've reached a resolution!”
KABOOM!
“Well, it sounds like we've reached a resolution!”
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:45 pm
"Because it's mostly patience, and watching me occasionally get eaten alive might speed it up."
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:45 am
“Don't be a thinker, be a door.”
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:08 pm
If you can't say something nice, you can easily masquerade as a realist.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:08 pm
"Now, I DID find a secret demonic portal, but it wasn't the right one. Story of my life."
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:49 am
You're awfully cute, but unfortunately, you're made of meat.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:52 am
"This means that your storyline can feel more real, because, honestly, how many people have you fought or shot today? I haven't fought anyone today and I'm recording this on a Friday. I didn't have to attack the clerk at the grocery store in order to get him to agree to check out my groceries."
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:40 am
"Oh, what, we can't do vampires or werewolves? Ok then. Fine. Here's a Were-pterodactyl named Carl because screw you, I'm Stan Lee."
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:19 am
“You know, I hate to be that guy, but if I had a daughter I don't think I would be comfortable with her talking to a middle-aged white man pretending to be a black teenager.”
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:44 am
Life is just s bowl. Be careful what you flush....
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:54 am
“Clank has a Scottish accent, because the Scottish are well know for colonizing other worlds and building robots.”
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:48 pm
“Shut up everyone, I've done something brilliant!”
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:38 pm
Of course airsickness is fatal! What's your alternative to breathing, Dude??
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:40 am
"The fact that I was a necromancer made it pretty funny, though; I pictured the farmer's wife standing at the kitchen window, watching me chase moles out of the vegetable garden by summoning shadow-demons from the stygian pit to curse their very souls and then turning to her husband and going: "He does know we've got a spade he can use, right?""
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:09 pm
In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, "Au revoir, gopher."
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:43 pm
YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:43 pm
You can't give a child a tiger! Especially not THIS child."
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:13 pm
It's my Headcannon. And in my headcanon, YOU DIE!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:55 pm
Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:11 pm
“Your shoddy craftsmanship brings shame on all hedgehog-kind. And for that, you shall perish!”
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:54 pm
What kind of chores can a demonic plush toy do?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:07 am
Eliminating the risk of nematodes is the primary reason shaving cream was invented.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:22 am
“That is absolutely the emotional core of what a post-Snap episode of Sesame Street would be about.”
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:51 pm
You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but who's fooling you?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:07 pm
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:52 pm
“You may be able to fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, and some of all the people all some of the time, but you can't fool me.”
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:07 pm
"I'm REFERRING to the six story tall FIREBALLS! like that one, right there. Now, can that happen to me in the kitchen, or something?"
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:35 pm
You actually already used that on page four.Buster wrote:"I'm REFERRING to the six story tall FIREBALLS! like that one, right there. Now, can that happen to me in the kitchen, or something?"
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:06 am
"Help! I've succumbed to the force of gravity and I can't regain my equilibrium!"
"Don't worry about me. I only broke my insides."
"Don't worry about me. I only broke my insides."
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:26 pm
The most common element in the cosmos is hydrogen. The second appears to be stupidity.