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“An iPhone with googly eyes would be absolutely unstoppable. It would hold the sum of all human knowledge within. It doesn’t need to eat. Or sleep. It’s unstoppable.”

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Wed May 22, 2019 8:39 am
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Cactus juice; it'll quench ya. It's the quenchiest!

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Wed May 22, 2019 2:29 pm
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"Burn the flowerbeds, there might be money underneath!"

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Thu May 23, 2019 9:41 pm
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"Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?!"

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Mon May 27, 2019 1:43 pm
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"And after you poured squid stew in to the crankcase, what did you do?"


Mon May 27, 2019 2:44 pm
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"Gotham's fate lies in the hands of an emotionally-distraught, drunken ex-Arkham inmate pursuing his violent ex-girlfriend...I might need a Plan B."

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Tue May 28, 2019 8:04 am
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“They no longer fear the stoplight. Nothing is sacred anymore.”

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Fri May 31, 2019 12:53 pm
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"A direction that can only be described as totally _______ cat stan as you put sunglasses on an owl so you can use it to fight a giant rat."

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Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:26 pm
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“I see no issue with dogs shooting mercenaries or hacking highly reinforced prisons.”

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Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:39 pm
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"The Arc Conspiracy"

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Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:23 am
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"If life hands you lemons, squash 'em!"


Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:14 pm
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“Be the part-robot drug-smuggling warlord of your dreams!”

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Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:06 pm
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“Oh god, Unicron has his sights set on Sesame Street! Someone save Big Bird!“

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and i do believe they give you half a second to run your sorry but up next so someone. i wouldn't quote me on that though.

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Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:58 am
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“Terrorists aren’t just guys with guns anymore, everyone needs a gimmick now. Sometimes you’re going to have to fight ninjas, or Olympic gold medalists, or your evil clone-dad. It’s all part of the job.”
“AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE WANTS TO KILL ME!!”

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"Everyone knew the robots were taking over but who knew they'd be stupid and inept?"


Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:46 pm
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(these are tangentially related)

"i did not expect the apocalypse to be this fuzzy."

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"I would like to state for the record that I am not now, nor have ever been, a vampire. I have also never gotten someone drunk in an effort to seduce them and steal their money. I have, however, eaten the occasional sandwich. They re delicious."

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"Ooh, X.P. chance? ... NOPE."

"Wait!"

"There are so many reasons this isn't whatever it looks like!"

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"did you just summon a magic _____?"

"... No."

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"Yeah that's not gonna help either. Atleast I didn't tear my clothes..."

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"As an anti-existentialist inverse solipsist, I object to this. I believe that I am made up but that everything else is real."

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"The last time i left town i spontaneously created another human being."

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Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:09 pm
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“The amazing thing about Steve Buscemi is that he works as the anthropomorphisation of literally any household object.“

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Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:55 pm
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"Sooo.... i accidentally have a pet alligator turtle now..."

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"Akkadian is not a dead language, just everyone who spoke it is."


Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:02 pm
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“Generate electricity to open the doors to progress by catering to a small child’s insatiable bloodlust” is not something I expected to do in KH3.

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How did you come up with the theme 'only one'? My head is very shiny.

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Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:45 pm
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“If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they’d be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing. ”

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""I was bored" does not adequately explain why you felt the need to conquer Hell."

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“Because a Predator mask and giant back knives are essential for controlling your psychic powers.”

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“YOU CAN'T WASTE A CLOWN SCORPION!”

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Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:57 pm
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I know triple posting might be pushing it, but just take a look at this majesty.
“As I was framed by seven tigers using airborne land mines as stepping stones in the sky, the explosions increased my speed and carried me to the waiting helicopter on literal wings of flame, as my billowing cape burned away.”

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"I was innocent, so i was running around hitting people with a crowbar."

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“Dog heaven is also squirrel hell. It’s a very efficient system.”

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