Bad Translation +35 later...

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:38 pm

Cesco wrote:Me too, Peanut, I've never seen someone wearing spaghetti...

tsMKG wrote:
Cesco wrote:Doors? Good comparing about his mouth.
And for some reason, is for sale...

That's the weird part. ^^

TheBlasterizer wrote:Wow, I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.
I feel like "Karilovania dream theater: survival, development" is a much better title than my own

I'm happy to help. xD
And welcome as a new fan of the bad translations!

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:19 pm

Asking where is your friend when he's next to you

That's unacceptable

TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:20 pm

Steve finds Bigglesworth's deep phillisophical question to be UNACCEPTABLE!!

Post by **Render** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:49 pm

tsMKG wrote:Asking where is your friend when he's next to you That's unacceptable

TheBlasterizer wrote:Steve finds Bigglesworth's deep phillisophical question to be UNACCEPTABLE!!

Maybe it's also unacceptable that they walk around outside while the little Mr. Bigglesworth is caged...

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:06 pm

What are those crazy numbers, Grape?

ROFL Peanut what are you saying?

He's not a tree

He's an idiot!

Grape may look adventurous but she's not Link

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:16 pm

Ahah, Grape forgot how to count.

But, she reminded of the last part, good.

Ehm, that doesn't look like a tree... Well, Peanut, there's a lot to discuss about that affirmation.

Eh, looking at the situation, nobody can, Grape.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:24 pm

tsMKG wrote:What are those crazy numbers, Grape?

Cesco wrote:Ahah, Grape forgot how to count.

Did you really expect a cat is that good with counting?

tsMKG wrote:ROFL Peanut what are you saying?

He's probably just say that because he forgot that he has to go somewhere...

Cesco wrote:Eh, looking at the situation, nobody can, Grape.

Yeah, nobody can help him getting out of that to meet his appointment.

tsMKG wrote:He's not a tree

But Brillo the Sun helps growing trees.

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Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:17 pm

Ahahah, you're asking what's the size, Grape? It's XXXXXXXXXL!

Yeah, IT IS strange.

Indeed, Peanut, without electricity she can't use the elevator, so she must find the staircase.

Rear wheels?

TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:18 pm

NOOOOO! NOT REAR WHEELS!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:02 pm

Oil

Why?

Such a big size

There's no electricity so Grape can't use the electric staircase!

But she still can climb the stairs manually

Peanut doesn't have rear wheels, so... Case closed

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:35 pm

Rear wheels!? He must be refferring to the elevator located next to the staircase.

Post by **Render** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:08 pm

Cesco wrote:Ahahah, you're asking what's the size, Grape? It's XXXXXXXXXL!

That one HUGE pillow fort!

Cesco wrote:Rear wheels?

TheBlasterizer wrote:NOOOOO! NOT REAR WHEELS!

Rear wheels instead of hind legs?!?

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Rear wheels!? He must be refferring to the elevator located next to the staircase.

tsMKG wrote:But she still can climb the stairs manually

No electricity for the elevator...

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:19 pm

With a lot of "BUY NOW!", I'm sure that yes

Wait... Do you say that we have a board meeting?

Why not chairs? Why on the carpet?

I thought that you wanted to answer, Grape.

Post by **Render** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:25 pm

tsMKG wrote:Wait... Do you say that we have a board meeting?

Yes, soon.

tsMKG wrote:Why not chairs? Why on the carpet?

Because the carpet is pretty comfy.

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Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:34 pm

And worthless meaningless directions are suddenly good

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:32 pm

Yeah, UNP, that's true. On the other hand, we have Tea

The real question is WHO will be in the air.

(Also, Parker what? I know that he is not Peter Parker)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:38 pm

Hey man, all of that plastic surgery is catching up.

Post by **Render** » Mon May 02, 2016 1:19 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:And worthless meaningless directions are suddenly good

Do you have any other idea? xD

tsMKG wrote:On the other hand, we have Tea

That's indeed good. mmm~ test~

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Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Mon May 02, 2016 1:33 pm

Oh yeah, don't forget it... Huh?

What, Keene? You lost Lana at the embassy?

Poor her.

Ehm, no-no, you haven't to enter there, it's only for foxes.

You wouldn't want to face more Karishad-like creatures...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 3:59 pm

Well, that's nothing new, don't forget to ... BUILD A TEMPLE?

That's new, is Keene becoming a demigod?

His hand's name is Al. Chin?

Don't worry Cesco, Keene might find out shape-shifting soon

It's like tomatoes

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 4:04 pm

Don't diss Dubai Keene, you're in heaven remember...you may get kicked out.

Post by **Render** » Tue May 03, 2016 6:17 pm

Cesco wrote:What, Keene? You lost Lana at the embassy? Poor her.

But it is about the people. Maybe they rely on lost ferrets...

tsMKG wrote:don't forget to ... BUILD A TEMPLE? That's new, is Keene becoming a demigod?

Cerberus was talking about promotion in a later strip, maybe he meant Keene... xD

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Don't diss Dubai Keene, you're in heaven remember...you may get kicked out.

He doesn't even know yet he's in heaven...

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Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 9:13 pm

Domain Name? Darn too bad it's change week that woulda made a perfect cyborg joke.

Chaos, How do we stop him! Answer - Feed him the Milton specials

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 5:38 am

I lost at "Wow, that necklace!"

Yeah, if Sonic couldn't, a Milton Lunch will

"The truth is to be in heaven!" - Advertising Brochures

Ana is in Domain? O.o

Post by **Render** » Wed May 04, 2016 2:59 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Chaos, How do we stop him! Answer - Feed him the Milton specials

tsMKG wrote:I lost at "Wow, that necklace!"

It's a great necklace!

I understood this comic strip that Keene's going to work in heaven. And a later comic will continue that topic... xD

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Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 5:36 pm

Dating theme : Human rights

eeewwwww....

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 6:08 pm

Oh no! School!

At least is not a headache dress because I already have enough headaches X.x

Post by **Render** » Thu May 05, 2016 1:39 pm

tsMKG wrote:Oh no! School!

But it's in Italy and France. And four months only! You still here?!

tsMKG wrote:At least is not a headache dress because I already have enough headaches X.x

Is the dress made to create headache or made out of headache?

tsMKG wrote:Dating theme : Human rights eeewwwww....

I think there are worse topics... xD

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 05, 2016 1:49 pm

Who's being shot?

That was a HEAVY massage

TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Thu May 05, 2016 8:52 pm

Yeah, that rolling pin is probably pretty heavy...

Post by **Render** » Fri May 06, 2016 11:06 am

tsMKG wrote:Who's being shot?

Who shot the sheriff?

tsMKG wrote:That was a HEAVY massage

TheBlasterizer wrote:Yeah, that rolling pin is probably pretty heavy...

Yeah, can't you see how flattened he is?

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 12:23 pm

You need glasses Breel, he's not a dog

and some hearing aid because he didn't say you

In Soviet Russia, you feed the bartender

I would like to eat ice cream for breakfast

Who ate ice cream for breakfast?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 6:46 pm

"But I am here in a couple of hours?" He's already here

...he's so backwards that he's more mirrored-world then I am!

yes feed the bartender!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 6:48 pm

Also, what story is telling Keene?
Why X-Files is the easy way?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 6:54 pm

...I thought he was referencing a soap opera

Post by **Render** » Sat May 07, 2016 8:57 am

tsMKG wrote:I would like to eat ice cream for breakfast Who ate ice cream for breakfast?

I did... xD

tsMKG wrote:In Soviet Russia, you feed the bartender

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:yes feed the bartender!

"I can't believe it!!!"

tsMKG wrote:Why X-Files is the easy way?

For the hard way you should have a careful look at that S&F Comic below... xD

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 07, 2016 9:49 am

Natural air conditioning

Do you love the rain in other places too?

Few hours?

What does he need to do in order to sing in the rain?

How do you use that section in the milky way?

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Sat May 07, 2016 4:35 pm

Of course, only outside you could love rain in that way, Freddy.

Uhm, I don't think it is.

What, Simon? So it's you who wants Freddy to sing in the rain...

Post by **Render** » Sun May 08, 2016 7:38 am

tsMKG wrote:Natural air conditioning

Nothing beats nature!

tsMKG wrote:Do you love the rain in other places too?

Maybe back in the garden under the tree...

Cesco wrote:What, Simon? So it's you who wants Freddy to sing in the rain...

He maybe enjoys caring for Freddy so much...

Here's another not used guest comic:

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TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Sun May 08, 2016 8:40 am

You can do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams!