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Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:12 am

Oh god Fido knows this was posted on a Saturday, he's become self aware

Also: wag time

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:17 pm

If you have something like an idea that doesn't work, then try to figure out an alternate solution that will work. Easy!

Post by **Render** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:15 pm

Buster wrote:so is wag time like hammer time but for dogs?

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Also: wag time

WAG WAG WAG

Buster wrote:also Fido is only just NOW realizing the script is nonsense? how many of these has he been in?

I have no idea. Haven't counted them. ^^

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trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:38 pm

Oh, great, now Duchess has got Bino thinking she’s a queen.That dog does not need her ego inflated any more.

You’re getting just a tad early with your Christmas and New Years wishes, there Bino, and that can be annoying.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:20 pm

On the bright side, he thinks that Mape showing affection to each other is very good.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:13 am

On a similar note, this Bino seems rather pleasant. But I wonder what is the sensitive issue he's talking about?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:18 pm

If it is something that has to do with an embarrassing internal issue, then I think we are better off not knowing.

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:25 pm

trekkie wrote:Oh, great, now Duchess has got Bino thinking she’s a queen.That dog does not need her ego inflated any more.

I totally agree!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:On the bright side, he thinks that Mape showing affection to each other is very good.

Well, Grape just can't handle this.

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trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:54 pm

It is so much the opposite of how he normally reacts I can see why Grape is having trouble processing Bino’s reaction.

Wait, who’s bus? Does Peanut think he sees a bus?
Why must you say etc. Sabrina?
I wonder what door is always open.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:26 pm

So Tarot knows what Peanut means. Peanut just wants Tarot to tell him what her opinion is on these thoughts. I am also very interested in knowing what Tarot's thoughts on Peanut's idea are.

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:57 pm

trekkie wrote:Wait, who’s bus? Does Peanut think he sees a bus?

I thought Peanut's mistaking Tarot for a bus... Even she just barked before.

trekkie wrote:I wonder what door is always open.

Peanut lost the key?

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I am also very interested in knowing what Tarot's thoughts on Peanut's idea are.

"Bow-wow, woof woof"

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:31 pm

I am very interested in trying a "straaaaawberry".

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:40 am

the title implies sleepwalking to school, yet the comic involves neither schools nor sleeping people...

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:22 am

So their names are Strawberry and Saint Petersburg?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:55 pm

Not "Strawberry" but "Straaaaawberry". LOL

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:49 pm

Buster wrote:the title implies sleepwalking to school, yet the comic involves neither schools nor sleeping people...

So you can do both, sleepwalk to school and not sleepwalk to school. ^^

trekkie wrote:So their names are Strawberry and Saint Petersburg?

Apparently...

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Not "Strawberry" but "Straaaaawberry". LOL

Yep, true.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 10:27 pm

How does he do it Breel? He simply gets all the orange soda, opens the cap on all of them and dumps them into the bay like he is doing now. LOL

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:08 pm

Now with carbon and iron? I think these are more rock than pop.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:27 pm

So you boil a kettle, a bird, and a fire stone, eh? Odd recipe but than again the title refers to adding people to a sauce.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:29 pm

Sorry but I cannot in good conscious eat anybody who was killed and added to a sauce. I'm not a cannibal after all. That is just horrifying.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:19 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Now with carbon and iron? I think these are more rock than pop.

LOL, you're right! It's in "rock state" now. ^^

trekkie wrote:So you boil a kettle, a bird, and a fire stone, eh? Odd recipe but than again the title refers to adding people to a sauce.

That's a weird meal, so to say!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Sorry but I cannot in good conscious eat anybody who was killed and added to a sauce. I'm not a cannibal after all. That is just horrifying.

Maybe you should stick the boiled kettle...

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Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:03 pm

So, uhh... Uzbekistan...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:10 pm

Its pretty obviously what the premise of this comic is trying to tell us: these strips take place in an alternate universe in Uzbekistan! XD

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:48 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:[ERROR] wittyforumresponse.exe has crashed due to insufficient data

xD

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Its pretty obviously what the premise of this comic is trying to tell us: these strips take place in an alternate universe in Uzbekistan! XD

I thought they're telling about the history.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:41 pm

I'm a bit confused how if you can't do scientific research, how can you be expected to make a decision?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:32 pm

I suppose Russian law is unique if you land yourself in trouble there...

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:23 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm a bit confused how if you can't do scientific research, how can you be expected to make a decision?

Ever head of dice? ^^

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:I suppose Russian law is unique if you land yourself in trouble there...

I think that can happen pretty easy.

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trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:50 pm

So there is, or is going to be a pig in the house, according to Grape.

Why do we have to go to the city to get acquainted with your comic, Peanut?

I agree with Peanut, a personal sense is very good. He may not know what it is, but he send to like it .

I don’t know if Peanut is really mad, Grape, just disappointed/bummed, but it is good to know Peanut will be back.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:07 pm

OK. Just what is so important about this particular pig that you feel the need to constantly repeat that he's in the house? Is he gonna be inspection the house to see if you ate his family with that bacon breakfast that was cooked?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:09 pm

Cartoons is love, cartoons is life... Peanut, maybe you should use some of that personal space of yours and get away from the comic for a while

Post by **Render** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:47 pm

trekkie wrote:Why do we have to go to the city to get acquainted with your comic, Peanut?

Acquainted with the hose pig maybe...

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Cartoons is love, cartoons is life... Peanut, maybe you should use some of that personal space of yours and get away from the comic for a while

No, we need more Peanut in the comic!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:that bacon breakfast that was cooked

Bacon breakfast? WHERE!? I want some!

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trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:29 pm

You're right Fido, there are many people who aren't any walls.

Yes, be patient with poor Marion, he's had quite a day.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:03 pm

Be patient for what? Is he gonna grow a fifth finger? We'll be here for a while...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:55 pm

King is right in that there are many people who do not have these necessities but that is why we have charities out there to help the needy.

Post by **Render** » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:09 pm

trekkie wrote:You're right Fido, there are many people who aren't any walls.

Too bad, Trump could just hire those people instead. ^^

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Be patient for what? Is he gonna grow a fifth finger? We'll be here for a while...

I really wonder how long that'd take - if he could actually do it at will...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:16 pm

Looks like being a squirrel has gotten to Marion. He is now talking about completely moving the forest into heavily populated areas.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:06 am

Nutshell. Ha.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:26 pm

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:47 pm

If you can understand the difference between A and B, then why don't you explain it to us then King?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:08 am

"What's the difference between A and B?"
"3"
"No."