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Post by **Render** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:37 pm

Bucky-Roo wrote:
Amazee Dayzee wrote:Awwwww. He stabbed a website because the United States refused to let him do something!
Truck can get away with it. He's too cute

Listen to this Roo! He speaks the truth!

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:33 pm

Well if your grandmother isn't doing that good, then you should go to her!

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:48 am

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:10 pm

Oh goodie! The US has a golden egg as a gift! I'm so happy!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:52 pm

He only lived in the U.S. for four hour and he already doesn't like it?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:12 pm

Zach dances? That is something I want to see

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:36 am

What gift is it that the US received, is it in the egg? Must be if it is safe for a child.

Seems Zach has only lived in the US for 4 hours, he must have been in real trouble if all he did was dance. On a side note, we now know Babylon Gardens is not in the US.

Food is very important for them, so I guess Zach must REALLY want them to leave him alone.

Post by **Render** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:48 am

GreatKitsune wrote:He only lived in the U.S. for four hour and he already doesn't like it?

Bucky-Roo wrote:Zach dances? That is something I want to see

dtlux1 wrote:Seems Zach has only lived in the US for 4 hours, he must have been in real trouble if all he did was dance. On a side note, we now know Babylon Gardens is not in the US.

No wonder he doesn't like it when he has to dance all the time...

Amazee Dayzee wrote:The US has a golden egg as a gift!

dtlux1 wrote:What gift is it that the US received, is it in the egg? Must be if it is safe for a child.

It's not stated what they got. Just something that's safe for children.

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Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:22 pm

Up? But that's the left button...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:45 pm

Well at least we know what Freddie dreams of!

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:06 pm

Yes, the mouse pointer does point up, it points up even more if you scroll over a link.

Also, that third panel reminds me of this.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:12 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Well at least we know what Freddie dreams of!

Yeah, gold! And he's somehow explaining the difference between playing and jumping. xD

dtlux1 wrote:third panel reminds me of this.

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:34 pm

Go! Find the dragon - and don't come back until you do!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:30 pm

I don't recommend football, either.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:21 am

So there is technology that supports spirits huh? I want in on that!

Post by **Render** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:42 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:Go! Find the dragon - and don't come back until you do!

That's a quest to bring back Spirit Dragon!

GreatKitsune wrote:I don't recommend football, either.

Just like me. Same with scoccer...

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So there is technology that supports spirits huh?

Must be new for Tarot as well, that's probably why she points out the strangeness of it.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:11 pm

You heard the fox people! Click on that now!

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:00 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:You heard the fox people! Click on that now!

I'm clicking and nothing is working

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:32 am

Bucky-Roo wrote:
Amazee Dayzee wrote:You heard the fox people! Click on that now!
I'm clicking and nothing is working

Do you have an empty desktop or both?

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:02 am

Sorry Peanut, but I don’t really think that Tarot is good at telling prophecies anymore. Maybe your future, but no prophecies.

Post by **Render** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:13 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Sorry Peanut, but I don’t really think that Tarot is good at telling prophecies anymore. Maybe your future, but no prophecies.

Well... We never know what that new, easy to clean piece of digital technology will be able to do when it sees the information through the internet without an IP. xD

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:28 pm

Oh Freddie. You know if you are so worried about your weight, maybe you should exercise more!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:47 pm

I don't know what he's drinking, either.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:37 pm

That's an afterthought reply to Simon, and it looks done on purpose after this strip.

Sheldon is son of Morty?

I wouldn't click everywhere on Freddy because he may have a weak zone.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:53 pm

I don't wanna think on what happens if you click that.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:15 pm

Oh no. The face is back

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:06 pm

Cesco wrote:That's an afterthought reply to Simon, and it looks done on purpose after this strip.

Yes, true, but I actually did that on February 16th.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I don't wanna think on what happens if you click that.

I think, he'll flop on his back and you have to rub his belly for a while.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:43 pm

Yes Peanut, it has to be connected to the internet in order for Tarot to get a reading. Thats how EVERYTHING works.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:50 pm

*in dramatic commercial voice* On the table in the middle of the chaos, *explooshun* CrystalTab!

Post by **Render** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:48 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Yes Peanut, it has to be connected to the internet in order for Tarot to get a reading. Thats how EVERYTHING works.

Maybe the spirit of the not exploding car can help with that matter.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:41 pm

Now i'm wondering what Freddie is reinforcing.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:39 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Now i'm wondering what Freddie is reinforcing.

Just wait for the audio description.

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:52 pm

Wait, max owns a bank?

Also, if he didn't need a revolution why would he tell Kar he didn't need him?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:26 pm

Wonder what Lucretia thinks of the new nickname Keene gave Miles.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:56 am

"Why do I see pink flamingoes?" "It's all in your head."

Post by **Render** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:08 am

Buster wrote:Wait, max owns a bank?

It must be a catnip bank. Where the neighbourhood cats bring their catnip to and Max 'takes care' of it.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Wonder what Lucretia thinks of the new nickname Keene gave Miles.

But he's right with it, isn't he?

GreatKitsune wrote:"Why do I see pink flamingoes?" "It's all in your head."

FLAMINOS, FLAMINGOS, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU FLAMINGOS!

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GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:27 am

Simon & Freddy guest appearence on The Office? Ineresting...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:42 pm

I think that would make for a great episode of The Office! Nice job on this!

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:31 am

GreatKitsune wrote:Simon & Freddy guest appearence on The Office? Ineresting...

They'd empty the fridge in no time. xD

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I think that would make for a great episode of The Office! Nice job on this!

It's clearly a srewdriving job!

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:36 am

In retrospect, the old woman makes just as much sense with this translation...