[Webcomic] Simon & Freddy

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:06 am

Looks great! Well done, Kuro!

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:45 pm

Titel: 44 - Dieser blöde rote Knopf

La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:46 pm

Aaaaaalright guys. Time for another update!

The dawn of the squirrels begins... with little troubles

Title: 44 - That stupid red button

La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:55 pm

Every evil plan has a rogue button...

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:56 pm

The "dangerous" red button.

Maybe there's really a bug in the working of the machine (if you know what I mean).

Freddy has a remove control, but it can't be the one for the machine if Sammy and Sheldon didn't made one.

There's still to wait to see what this machine will do...

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:53 pm

Could Sheldon & Sammy be working for Diss?

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:57 pm

You're teasing us, Huk. I'm beginning to think we'll never find out what that machine does.

But hey, at least the squirrels have a jukebox. And there are worse songs it could be playing... I think...

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:09 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:You're teasing us, Huk. I'm beginning to think we'll never find out what that machine does.
But hey, at least the squirrels have a jukebox. And there are worse songs it could be playing... I think...

He wouldn't be the first. There is another webcomic that teases a character. The author has done it for roughly two years. I am not sure if the character has been revealed yet.

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:37 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Every evil plan has a rogue button...

Yeah, every self-respecting villain should have such a button

Cesco wrote:Freddy has a remove control, but it can't be the one for the machine if Sammy and Sheldon didn't made one.

Oh, the remote controls nowadays are pretty universal

Saturn381 wrote:Could Sheldon & Sammy be working for Diss?

Yes. He is their evil emperor!

Hlaoroo wrote:You're teasing us, Huk. I'm beginning to think we'll never find out what that machine does.
But hey, at least the squirrels have a jukebox. And there are worse songs it could be playing... I think...

I do? But I even told you one of its function... it makes nice music

And it even have other functions like sdfsdgfadsgzhwae (oh no... my cat walked on the keyboard again

)

Drake wrote:
Hlaoroo wrote:You're teasing us, Huk. I'm beginning to think we'll never find out what that machine does.
But hey, at least the squirrels have a jukebox. And there are worse songs it could be playing... I think...
He wouldn't be the first. There is another webcomic that teases a character. The author has done it for roughly two years. I am not sure if the character has been revealed yet.

What webcomic are you talking about?

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:47 am

Hlaoroo wrote:You're teasing us, Huk. I'm beginning to think we'll never find out what that machine does.
But hey, at least the squirrels have a jukebox. And there are worse songs it could be playing... I think...

Hukley wrote:I do? But I even told you one of its function... it makes nice music
And it even have other functions like sdfsdgfadsgzhwae (oh no... my cat walked on the keyboard again )

"Oh look, it's my cat again. I'll just go sort that out and we will continue this conversation NEVER."

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:11 pm

Oh, how much I like those ctrl-C / ctrl-V Squirrels.

Just like those

Will we ever learn the main function of the machine? We'll will see (or not).

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:39 pm

Aaaaaalright guys, it's time for another Artwork-Wednesday

Today we have something special! Art is not just drawings! Art can also be words

Hukley wrote:
Welsh Halfwit wrote:Freddie BondFox in Squirrelfall?

Hlaoroo wrote:With Mort Silva as the villain, the mysterious B to give him gadgets and siMon to give him missions?
Heh, that sounds like an awesome spin-off

Thanks to this little conversaton I present to you this great short story written by Welsh Halfwit!

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
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The wind blows almost as much as my situation. I'm in a gateaux... I mean châteaux high in the Swiss Alps facing down my latest nemesis with his base about to blow as he points a gun at me and demands to know what a Fox is doing in a suit. SiMon can't blame me for this one; he knows I get shivers and, like any agent, I'm better stirred to action than shaking in my boots. Which reminds me - next time, wear boots. Doctor Noah here was looking to flood the world via a series of lasers that cost more than half the worlds GDP. He should have just sold them back and flooded the world with cash but no, he had to go the aquatic route. Typical nut. He's even monologued about how the world would be better with him in charge. Gotta admit, a maniac who wastes lives with abandon and admits his insanity would make a bit of a change and a leader from a country whose number one export is skiing is hard to argue with but he's had his henchmouse, Mort de jour, try to kill me twice in a week and tried to poison me with arsenic in a chocolate caramel and, you know what? That really sets you against a fellow.

Against the Juliette balcony now, overlooking a whacking great drop that I can't even hear any yodelling, and he's still threatening me and asking me what I think about the fact I'm going to die. Or, as he put it, "what does the Fox say about that?". I grit my teeth and jump. Backwards. Over the balcony as he fires and misses. Why am I wearing a jacket? Because B, love her inventing cotton socks, couldn't put a parachute in a belt. I hope the knowledge satisfies Noah in the ten seconds bef... Oh. It went up early. As chunks of Gargoyle, stone and, bizarrely, a bronze medal from a Winter Olympics rain down around my coatachute I think I need a word with my associate, Miss Kitty Golitely, about that timer...

The day passes with the inevitable regularity of a London Bus – slow and getting later – and it's evening before I enter the headquarters of MI-10 and greet Miss Angiepenny. She's a weird one, Miss Angiepenny – Angie for short – and it strikes me again as I enter her office. She's quite attractive for a human female but she never seems to be able to attract a mate. Are they blind, dumb or scared of her ability to cripple them with one hand and destroy their tastebuds with an Omlette? Still, she thinks I'm cute and she's one of the only people I allow to scratch me behind the ears. But there's no time for such frivolities today. I was called. Which doesn't fill me with optimism. It's in my contract that I'm allowed a day off after every death defying mission. It can't be good.

I'm buzzed in and enter the presence of SiMon. The controller. The head honcho. The enemy of razor blades everywhere. They've never achieved victory over this human's chin fur. And they never will. “Ah, BondFox,” he says, “there you are. We have a situation.”

“I gathered that, bud. What's the trouble today?”

“The worlds supply of Nuts is vanishing.”

I blinked. “Pardon, sir?”

“The world supply of nuts is vanishing. Hazelnuts, Acorns, hickory and Chestnuts especially.”

I ran that over in my head, backed the vehicle of choice up and ran over it again. This had to be the work of... “This has to be the work of the Strategic Quorum to Unite Independent Red and Rebel Enclosed Legions,” I say.

Simon sighed. “Just say S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L. would you? We know who you'll be meaning.” He sat back. “Normally we wouldn't be dealing with this but Chocolate Spread manufacturers are going bust and no-one wants to eat fruit and nut bars without the nuts. They're pressuring the PM, he's pressuring me and I'M pressuring YOU. Go to Birmingham and start with the robbery at the chocolate factory there.”

I ask why there and he passes a photo. It's of a truck leaving the scene. There's a figure visible on the bonnet. “Mort de Jour,” I say with resignation. “I really thought I'd dealt with him last time.

“B's still sorry about that,” SiMon says. B dabbled in magic without much luck a time back. She tried to make Mort immoral so he'd betray who he was working for but, with her accent, the wand autocorrected and made him immortal instead. I've eaten him twice. He's sworn revenge on me for what he saw in there...

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:50 pm

That's a cool story Welsh! VERY well done and a fun read!

also YAY i finally caught up reading the comics!... Diss still doesn't scare me, especially since I've eaten him twice... at least that I remember!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:10 am

RatHead wrote:That's a cool story Welsh! VERY well done and a fun read!

also YAY i finally caught up reading the comics!... Diss still doesn't scare me, especially since I've eaten him twice... at least that I remember!

But, in ~~Soviet Russia~~ Hukley strips, Diss eats you!!

And thank you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:10 am

I love this story. It's great. ^^ The Bond references are perfect!

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:16 am

Great Story, Welshi!

It's nice to see something else than pictures.

Does anybody wants to sing something?

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:47 am

Welsh, that story was very good.

Render wrote:Great Story, Welshi!
It's nice to see something else than pictures.

Does anybody wants to sing something?

We probably should have me sing. I have a feeling the dogs will howl.

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:07 am

Drake wrote:
Render wrote:Does anybody wants to sing something?
We probably should have me sing. I have a feeling the dogs will howl.

Yes, do it!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:23 am

Though I was going to edit that post.
I meant shouldn't

I have had two ex's say I shouldn't ever sing again.

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:41 am

Drake wrote:Though I was going to edit that post.
I meant shouldn't
I have had two ex's say I shouldn't ever sing again.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:15 am

Hardest part of the writing? Coming up with a usable meaning for the acronym S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:19 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Hardest part of the writing? Coming up with a usable meaning for the acronym S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L.

I understand that, I don't even know if I could have made anything up that would be as clever (I tried making an acronym for BACON once).

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:09 pm

I'm not at all into short stories and fanfictions, but I don't doubt about your good writing work, Welsh Halfwit.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:21 pm

How much do you bet that they will "forget" the give the remote back?

Nice webcomic. I think its pretty nice by the way.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:31 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
RatHead wrote:That's a cool story Welsh! VERY well done and a fun read!

also YAY i finally caught up reading the comics!... Diss still doesn't scare me, especially since I've eaten him twice... at least that I remember!
But, in ~~Soviet Russia~~ Hukley strips, Diss eats you!!

And thank you.

You're welcome! And no, i think in soviet russia squirrels are delicacy's... and besides, we're in Murica

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:28 pm

Drake wrote:Though I was going to edit that post.
I meant shouldn't
I have had two ex's say I shouldn't ever sing again.

*prepares the microphone for yoe "test" "test"*

Amazee Dayzee wrote:How much do you bet that they will "forget" the give the remote back?

Nice webcomic. I think its pretty nice by the way.

Who knows...

Heh, thank you! Glad you like it!

Always nice to have new readers

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:12 pm

Its gonna take a while for me to catch up on this though, because I also have to play catch up with the main comic. I'm only in 2009.

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:56 pm

Titel: 45 - Ich würde dir ja gerne zur Hand gehen...

ach Steve, du Witzknödel

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:57 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Its gonna take a while for me to catch up on this though, because I also have to play catch up with the main comic. I'm only in 2009.

No problem, just take your time

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's time for another update

Title: 45 - I'd love to give you a hand

Veeeeeery punny Steve

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:01 pm

you dont understand how difficult that puzzle can be sometimes.
Then again, the last time I had one of those a co-worker would just wlak up and play with mine without asking and messed my progress up...

anyway.... good work hukley.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:07 pm

Nice, more meetings with the club.

Steve likes to do the teacher.

At least, you've tried to give a "vocal hand", but you haven't helped Lizzy.

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:35 pm

Oh Ssssteve... You are NOT helpfull.

I was never able to solve a cube... Well, lets say not without taking it apart.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:39 pm

Render wrote:Oh Ssssteve... You are NOT helpfull.

I was never able to solve a cube... Well, lets say not without taking it apart.

you mean that ISN'T the way I was supposed to solve it ?

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:29 pm

serence ice fox wrote:
Render wrote:Oh Ssssteve... You are NOT helpfull.

I was never able to solve a cube... Well, lets say not without taking it apart.
you mean that ISN'T the way I was supposed to solve it ?

No actually, you're supposed to take the stickers off and put them back on in the right spots

also: Nice strip Hukley! he may noit have any hands, but he's sure good with that tail!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:20 pm

*giggles*
Does anybody have a translation for what Tatum was trying to say?

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:07 am

Hlaoroo wrote:*giggles*
Does anybody have a translation for what Tatum was trying to say?

well , since he sighed after Steve made that pun , I'm guessing it would be somewhere along the line of "maybe you should lend him a hand"
.......which is surprisingly fit , now that I think about it

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:35 am

I think Tatum's saying "Don't say it..." "PLEASE don't say in..." "Sigh..."

Hukley · Post by **Hukley** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:14 am

Drake wrote:you dont understand how difficult that puzzle can be sometimes.

I DO!

I have one of those at home... I've never been able to solve that stupid thing

Cesco wrote:Nice, more meetings with the club. Steve likes to do the teacher. At least, you've tried to give a "vocal hand", but you haven't helped Lizzy.

I don't know if Lizzy appreciates that kind of help

serence ice fox wrote:
Render wrote:Oh Ssssteve... You are NOT helpfull.

I was never able to solve a cube... Well, lets say not without taking it apart.
you mean that ISN'T the way I was supposed to solve it ?

Now my conception of the world is shattered

RatHead wrote: No actually, you're supposed to take the stickers off and put them back on in the right spots

also: Nice strip Hukley! he may noit have any hands, but he's sure good with that tail!

Sounds legit

I don't know if that lazy snake is good at anything then babble

Welsh Halfwit wrote:I think Tatum's saying "Don't say it..." "PLEASE don't say in..." "Sigh..."

serence ice fox wrote:
Hlaoroo wrote:*giggles*
Does anybody have a translation for what Tatum was trying to say?
well , since he sighed after Steve made that pun , I'm guessing it would be somewhere along the line of "maybe you should lend him a hand"
.......which is surprisingly fit , now that I think about it

Of course I know the translation... but that's Top Secret!

Aaaaah, I almost forgot Artwork-Wednesday

Here you go:

What a lovely shipping - Drawn by samart0098
(Please also have a look at his dA-page: http://samart0098.deviantart.com/

)

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:33 am

Hukley wrote:Aaaaah, I almost forgot Artwork-Wednesday

Hukley wrote:Here you go: What a lovely shipping

Sweet drawing. What's the ship called? Caddy?
(Wasn't that the boss of Dr. House?)

And Freddy, don't pick your nose!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:42 am

Dawwww, that's cute, Freddy an Catty out for a walk :3