Housepets!

I think it might interest him (assuming ferrets can read).

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1 ... 0809550504

EDIT: Oh, I'm sorry, I just noticed the Media Median forum section. I should have looked more carefully. Could someone kindly move this, please?

SECOND EDIT: Thank you!

Knowing Keene, he may have already made money out of this controversy.