Attack the above poster

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:02 pm

Now also being a ghost, I break a cane, making a ghost cane and then beating you over the head with it Andrew Jackson style.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:08 pm

I throw a spider I found in the floor at you.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:09 pm

I shake my head slivhtly, kill the spider, then go back to hitting you over the head.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:53 pm

since we're all dead and the spider is dead I shove the spiders ghost down your throat!

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:48 pm

I after assimilating tsMKG into my rainbow fireI shoot a tsMKG looking fire ball at everyone

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:54 pm

I duck, come over and start beating you with the cane.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:56 pm

*drops an anvil on FancyHat*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:50 am

*drops Crux into the lava*

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:22 pm

×drinks lava and spits on you×

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:17 pm

I prove that, as ghosts don't exist, you don't exist and you all vanish in a puff of sanity.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:17 pm

I revoke your membership

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:44 pm

I, yet again, beat you over the head with the cane until it breaks, then I grab a large stick and continue hitting you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:36 am

I pour acid on you

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:32 am

See that name of yours? Dead common, that is.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:42 pm

i cause a flood drowning all of you before electrifying it with thunder and super heating it as a result killing you all three ways

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:46 pm

*Teleports to safety. Then teleports you halfway between the moon and sun, leaving one severed foot on Earth.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:47 pm

I decapitate you with your own sword.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:51 pm

I haven't got a sword. I have a wrench...

I force you to eat your own scarf. Where it comes back down I tie it in a knot around a branch and kids use your head as a swing.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:54 pm

I pull out a flintlock rifle, and proceed to whack you with the stock.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:54 pm

I pull out a cube of stock, and proceed to sprinkle it in your eyes.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:33 pm

I us my fire like a jet enjine to propel my self gaining sanic speeds past sound, as I enter orbit I split the air in front of my leaving 0 friction the fire around me gaining a black look to them hitting the earth through the water, causing it to instantaneously evaporate flash boiling to death anyone still in the water

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:06 am

I spill killing water at you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:04 pm

I awake from my sleep and slap you across the face!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:05 pm

Ooh, a Gummi bear! *Nibbles your left leg off*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:07 pm

Have fun swallowing a bunch of circuitry and metal while I claw your face off!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:12 pm

Cool. Robogummi. *Removes you from mouth and uses an industrial press on you.*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:15 pm

Using my surprisingly large amount of strength, I break the industrial press and throw it at you!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:18 pm

I take a step to the side, watch the press miss, and use a Hockey stick to whack you into the bleachers.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:20 pm

A throw a screaming hockey fan at your face!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:22 pm

*Ref sin bins you for 10 minutes.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:23 pm

I throw you at the ref.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:24 pm

I open the sin bin door and let Anime out whilst the Ref is down. I hide so all he sees is you...

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:25 pm

I throw a hockey puck over the glass and into your stomach!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:27 pm

*From my hiding place I trip you and use you as the puck to score!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:28 pm

I break the ice where you're standing and you fall into the freezing water.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:29 pm

I leave the ice rink and, while outside, I blow it up with dynamite!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:31 pm

I grab fro you leg and you fall with us into the freezing water.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:33 pm

Since I'm a robot, I short-circuit and electrocute you all.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:36 pm

*After nearly floating out of your range, your charge restarts my heart. Out of gratitude I gut you and give you to a lovely lady as a jewellry box.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:48 pm

I explode right when you present me to the woman, destroying you both.