The Vending Machine Game!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:25 pm

You get my terrible drawing of a CASIO calculator. (Just imagine it as I don't have a picture to show you it.)

I insert a grate pun.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:36 pm

you get 89 calculators
I insert the Ultima Five (made up by me)

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:49 pm

You get a giant cardboard disc with the Ultima Five on it.

I insert dirt.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:42 pm

You get a hill.

So now we drop in a Volkswagen beetle.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:46 pm

You now get a beetle.

I insert snow.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:01 am

You get a snowman … with a top hat, coal brick eyes, flat plank feet, and the ability to predict the future. Except his mouth just melted off … drat!

Insert three bags full.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:19 pm

You get a black sheep.

I insert an edited comment.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:56 pm

you get a series of texts dictated via siri, badly, and auto-corrected beyond all recognition.

I insert a rock

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:13 am

You get The Rock.

I insert strawberry lemonade.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:22 pm

You get Strawberry Shortcake … and all her little friends, their pets, and the PieMan.

In goes a truck load of sludge snow.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:11 am

you get a captain planet villan who's obscure even by that series' standards.

i insert a used staple

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:21 pm

You get some new staples.

I insert a dog treat.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:40 pm

You receive a doggo, a woofer, a borfer, and an absolute unit

I insert that Instagram egg we haven't heard from in a while

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:24 pm

You get a Kinder Surprise egg...

I insert ridiculous laws.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:35 am

you get ~~100~~ 99 ridiculous lawyers

i grab phoenix wright from the bunch for not being ridiculous enough and shove him back into the machine

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:10 pm

You get Mile Edgeworth acting as a defense attorney.

I insert another edited message.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:35 pm

You get it back with only two words not redacted - and those two words aren't yours.

In goes an old coffee kettle.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:10 pm

You get a brand new coffee kettle.

I insert Super Mario Galaxy.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:29 pm

you get a galaxy full of Super Mario Bros. games
I insert a speck of dirt

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:49 pm

you get Johny Depp being ridiculous.

i insert Johny Depp being ridiculous.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:57 pm

You get Johny Depp being ridiculous

I insert Johny Depp being ridiculous

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:50 pm

You get Daffy Duck as your Commencement speaker.

Hmmm, let's put in the Golden Globe awards. How topical.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:35 am

You get a Darwin Award.

I insert A Judge Judy DVD.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:28 pm

you get a crossover fanfic with Judge Judy and Phoenix Wright
I insert a crossover fanfic with Judge Judy and Phoenix Wright

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:57 pm

for some reason it spits out another you.

I insert Metal Gear

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:14 am

You get Metal Gear Solid 5.

I insert confusion.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:30 pm

You lost Confusion, and learned Quick Attack.

I insert a unit of measurement for the level of abstraction from the reality of a situation.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:37 pm

You get 35 giholnmoun.

I insert words made up to fit a unique definition.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:33 pm

You get a Geoid

I insert the Word for Word game.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:19 pm

You get trapped in an inescapable, obsessive loop.

Let's drop in gum drops - a truckload of gum drops!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:07 pm

You get a truck filled with shrimp.

I insert the forum rules.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:50 am

You get hit with the bannhammer by accident, looks like rocky has a 3rd person to rescue now. er... third telephone?

i insert a lamp

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:10 am

You get Illuminated.

Down the slot goes a barrel of carpet tacks.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:04 pm

you get tacky carpets
I insert a gallon of Curium

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:51 pm

You get a statue of Marie Curie.

I insert procrastination.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:13 pm

The machine spits out a ticket, promising the delivery of some undetermined random object to you at an unspecified future date.

I insert a fortune cookie.

(No, I'm not just looking around the room for objects. What are you talking about? ...)

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:57 am

You get a wad of Ann Landers newspaper columns from 1959 and three Vanilla Wafers.

In goes a long dead Christmas tree.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:21 pm

You get the ghost of christmas past

I insert a graphing notebook

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:25 pm

You get a graphic display ... PG-13, of course.

In goes the battered hulk of a RAV-4.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:12 pm

Out flies unrelated tutorial VHS tapes
And in goes a wedge of cheese holding a sword at a two liter bottle of root beer