Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for something you did to my tree.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for falsely accusing me of stealing Render's toy when it was obviously *dramatic pause* YOU
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for said toy being found in your room. I need to get rid of these house keys...
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because I'm 'cleaning up shop'.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for having a shop.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for thinking it was my shop.
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Banned for messing in my 'shop' which happened to be the life support. *WARNING WARNING* Oh boy.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for security failures; HoundInATree breached the life-support, illegal sales of goods *render's toy* in the life-support.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for using a pilfered toy to man a shop built out of life support system parts that were needed elsewhere.

Also how in the world did you fit a tree in there?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for thinking the tree was brought into the life-support. The tree is the life-support!
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for thinking.
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Banned for thinking that it was I who was thinking, when the one who was thinking was not I, but instead it was the thought by-product of the plot to steal Render's toy and sell in on the black market thinking it would fetch a fortune, but instead left you thinking why there was orange soda floating around the life-support room with people thinking about other thinking about why their heads hurt after all the nonsense that one thought up one the spot, also known as the Render's toy's thoughts.
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Banned for giving me a headache.
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Banned for thinking too much about HIAT's post.
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Banned for discouraging thinking too much about HIAT's post.
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Banned for trying to get others to read themselves into a head splitting ache of doom that you yourself have been exposed to.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for nor realizing misery loves company.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned because the company does not love misery.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not being in a band.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for assuming that I'm not in a band. The only problem is... You're right!
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banned for agreeing to your ban
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Banned for having green eyes! Which are impossible! /s
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Banned for landing a space shuttle on Santa's workshop.
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Banned or not seeing the flaws in your plan.
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Banned for being a traitor (cat lover!) :P
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Banned for NOT being one!
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Banned because I feel dizzy now.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for complaining about dizzyness.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for complaining about complaining, that's my job.
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Banned for being to good at your job.
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Banned so I could use cyan text.
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Banned for using banning as an excuse to use cyan text.
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Banned for being able to speak German. Oh... xD
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for future reasoning.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because reasons.
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You are banned for the silliest reason.
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You are banned because you don't have any cookies to give me.
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Banned because you are wrong and I do have cookies.
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Banned because you have cookies and i dont.
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Banned for coveting Drake's cookies.
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