Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for making me realize I need to go back and change every single post I've made concerning Djenni. (He realized I've been writing his name wrong).
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Banned or having the first post on a new page.
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Banned for usage of basic mathematics.
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Banned for using the wrong shade of blue in your avatar.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned for not adorning the magnificent royal turquoise colour! D:
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Banned for being yellow.
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Banned for no longer being Psycho Pink.
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Banned for being a pokemon.
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Banned for not being banned for a month.
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Banned for the same reason
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Banned for recycling a reason to ban immediately after it was used.
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Banned for recycling an avatar.
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Banned for use recycling as a reason to ban.
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Banned for not having English as a first language
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned for not typing in Ye Olde English.
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Banned for posting while i was gone. That goes for the rest of you too!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Banned for posting before I registered here, this goes for everyone else as well!
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Banned for not having arms.
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Banned for being above me.
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Banned for walking in on someone unannounced!
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Banned for having pointy ears.
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Banned for having a red face.
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Banned for living in Texas.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned for having too many spikes
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Banned for having a watergun
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banned for double posting.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for banning someone who has already banned himself
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Banned for going meta.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned for screaming,
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Banned for reminding me of Frisk.

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Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for having an avatar that blends in with the background.
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Banned for having a blue avatar
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Banned or calling something red blue...
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Banned for doing such typo
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Banned because you're not making any sense.
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Banned for crossing your arms.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned because... uh... sorry out of reasons for you, i'll get back to you on that.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for not having Sandy appreciate how cool Noah's Botcon collection is.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Banned for assuming that was only the character's opinion.
Collections for the sake of collecting are dumb. the fun of owning stuff comes from what you can do with them.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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