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Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 11766 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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 Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Corn... You get a WHOLE LOT of corn.
I insert The One Ring.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

 
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Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:02 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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You get a fine for improper mcguffin disposal.
I insert a stapler.
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Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:13 pm |
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TheSilverFox51
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:47 pm Posts: 265 Location: The Planes of Oblivion
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You get three memos stapled into your head.
I insert an expensive necklace.
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:51 am |
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Bandit1990
Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:10 pm Posts: 625 Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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You get a very risqué sketchbook.
I insert half a Hawaiian-Style pizza.
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:56 am |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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You get a single whole pineapple
I insert a viking helmet
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:53 am |
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Welsh Halfwit
Joined: Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:09 am Posts: 10186 Location: Wales, a luverrly land with noisy neighbours.
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You get a clip from Classic Doctor Who that refers to your helmet.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqWfrRxGtsI insert a pot of ready to eat Porridge.
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:29 am |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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you get a bowl of blueberry oatmeal
I insert some pasta with no sauce
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:01 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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...and out comes twenty pounds of goopy cement.
Let's try a bucket of frog eggs...
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:58 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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You get plushes of Toad and Toadette
I insert 20 pounds of goopy cement
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:01 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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You get ... You get ... Oh, man, this thing is clogged. Wait a minute... You get a building code violation... sheesh.
Okay, let's try a trash bag full of used coffee cups.
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:04 pm |
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Bandit1990
Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:10 pm Posts: 625 Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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You get a $15 gift card to Starbucks Thank you for joining our loyalty program!
I insert my cell phone, I'm due for an upgrade.
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Check out Lightning Dogs on the Nerdyshow Podcast Network
It's an in-development animated series following a team of Anthro-Dogs trapped in the Wastelands of a ruined Earth.
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:26 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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you get a Motorola Microtac 2.
i insert NHWestoN
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:07 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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Why, you get a well-dressed, strikingly handsome, witty, articulate gentleman of matured years and poised bearing prepared to take you out for a delightful evening in your favorite town ...
...and also I drop a pair of tractor tires into the machine.
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Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:10 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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Go back to your island Roshi you're not fooling anyone.
. . . . .
Oh great, You spawned an army of Grinders.
I stuff a bomb in there to stem the tide before their boss shows up.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:36 pm |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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Out comes winged lit sticks of dynamite that follow.
I insert a universe-containing coin.
_________________ "A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures." Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:49 am |
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tsMKG
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:44 pm Posts: 1013 Location: Argentina
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You get the universe containing necklace from Men In Black, only that without universe.
I instert a Famicom video game cartridge.
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Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:54 am |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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You get a Famicom gameplay, but not of the game you inserted.
I insert a token of gratitude.
_________________ "A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures." Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:49 am |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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You get the next quest in the chain
I insert the entirety of Xenoblade Chronicles X's soundtrack
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:08 am |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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you get every episode of "KAZOO'd!"
i insert 12000 gallons of strawberry yogurt.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:17 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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You get the full run of the "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls [including the Pie Man].
So, in goes a boat load of bananas. And maybe a couple of tarantulas.
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Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:56 am |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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you get a boatload of Banana spiders!!!!!!  I insert a T-shirt that frequently changes text and color for no reason while no one is looking
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Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:32 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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you get a half-alien squirrel named grace.
i insert Nomu. and i mean the first one, the one that was memorable, before they became semi-disposable hench-things.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:34 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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Gosh, unforeseen simulants all over the floor. The janitor is gonna be so honked...
Delicately, I insert three rolls of fine lace.
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Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:56 am |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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Delicately, out comes three lace briefs.
I insert a ketchup packet.
_________________ "A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures." Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:29 am |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 11766 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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You get a packed tomato.
I insert a piece of firewood.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

 
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Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:39 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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You get a campfire sash.
Hmmm, alright. In goes an old newspaper picture of Orsen Wells.
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Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:11 pm |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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Get a copy of the novel "Journey to the Center of the Earth" with illustrations capable of inciting feelings of hopelesness! Wow!
I insert a peso.
_________________ "A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures." Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:00 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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you get M Bison. because logic is dead.
i insert logic's scorched remains.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:29 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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Out pours the scorching lava of derangement.
In goes the rusting components left from a 1956 DeSoto.
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Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:48 pm |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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Out comes a rusting car made from the rusting components. It's not a 1956 DeSoto, but close enough.
I insert a paint can.
_________________ "A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures." Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:23 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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Out comes "The Mona Lisa" except that, since there's only one color of paint used, the canvas is cheesecloth, and the painter was a toucan, the image is unrecognizable.
Let's drop in a pile of orange rinds.
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:19 am |
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Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 11766 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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You get a jar or Orange Marmelade.
I insert a doggy treat.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

 
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:39 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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you get a puppy complete with a little bowtie
I insert a car horn
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Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:39 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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You get the toots.
Since we're feeling musical, how about we drop in an Alto Saxaphone.
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:55 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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you get the entire saxaphone solo from dolphin shoals
I insert a generic sword
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:27 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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You get an infinity+1 sword! ...But you're the wrong class to wield it.
I Insert a stick.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:25 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 73
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you get a maaaagic stick  I insert all the webcomics I've ever read
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:37 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 4121 Location: North of Boston Boy
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You get a colorful web of entertaining entanglements.
How's'bout we drop in a fine aged Kentucky Bourbon? We can still keep our PG-13 rating if it's good stock, right?
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:45 pm |
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Buster
Game Master
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 4328 Images: 3 Location: It's actually kinda weird being back in Halifax after being gone so long...
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You get an umbrella with the logo of a british tailor shop on it, a big mac, and a poppy. i insert a bottle of 'Pain Reliever' brand pain pills.
_________________ Why does Lancer make such a great addition to the party? Cause he's a jack of all spades!
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Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:38 pm |
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Hawkfang42
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:19 am Posts: 241 Location: The Omnitrix
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You get a copy of D&D *inserts a TARDIS
_________________ character sheets I guess Hello there forum persons So… HEY THERE FORUM PEOPLES OF THIS EARTH! I AM DEFINATELY NOT INSANE! AH HA HA HA HA!
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Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:15 pm |
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