The Vending Machine Game!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon May 06, 2019 7:23 pm

You get a Donkey Kong strategy guide from 1994 and a jar of mayonnaise.

I insert a jar of blackberry preserves.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon May 06, 2019 8:23 pm

You get a nature preserve and black bears.

I insert a dial-up modem.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 07, 2019 3:33 pm

You get subjected to an unconscionable amount of mockery and derision.

I insert two borzois, and Irish wolfhound, and a Beatle.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue May 07, 2019 5:34 pm

You get a fish
I have escaped the machine and I throw all my OC's inside

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 07, 2019 6:09 pm

You get Mary Sues and Gary Lous.

I shove them back in.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 07, 2019 6:38 pm

You get a synthesizer and a jar of olives.

I insert a bottle of olive oil.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 07, 2019 9:22 pm

You get a bucket of hummus.

Let's see what we get from a zebra.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 07, 2019 9:46 pm

you get a fully grown Ace Milton.

I insert a plothole.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue May 14, 2019 5:26 pm

You get Plothole Filling^Tm
I insert all 36 books of the first six warrior cats sub-series's

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 14, 2019 6:29 pm

You get The Color Kittens with a lot of attitude.

You drop in sixteen candles.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 14, 2019 8:56 pm

You get a CD of The Crests greatest Hits and a Molly Ringwald DVD.

I insert a box of cake mix.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 14, 2019 9:21 pm

you get a self aware canine web comic character with a bad cake pun for a name.
who then immediately asks for directions back to the bar she works at.

i insert a dozen POTIONS.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 14, 2019 9:44 pm

You get a receipt for the potions and a book of spells and curses.

I insert a bottle of linseed oil.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 16, 2019 7:07 pm

You get polished - EVERYTHING polished....

Let's see what we get when we put in a few horseshoe crabs.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 21, 2019 9:05 am

You get crabby horses and lots of shoes.

I insert a paradox.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue May 21, 2019 9:30 am

you get a black hole

I insert a complex math problem

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 21, 2019 10:38 am

You get a complex about math.

I drop in a copy of "The Number Game" by Louie the Bookie.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 21, 2019 3:40 pm

You get a book about St. Louis.

I insert the Brewers.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 21, 2019 8:55 pm

You get two tickets to tour the YingLing facility.

So, in goes a python.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed May 22, 2019 1:42 am

You get a field guide to Asian reptiles and package of trail mix.

In goes a trombone.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Wed May 22, 2019 6:16 am

Out goes a music sheet for the trombone.

And in goes EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE, TWICE!

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Wed May 22, 2019 8:22 am

You get the entire universe crashing

I insert an older version of myself

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed May 22, 2019 9:10 am

You get yourself, because you're now your own grandpa.

I put a furry in.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Wed May 22, 2019 11:18 am

You get a fursuit of said character

I insert a hairless cat

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 22, 2019 12:51 pm

You get a Woolrich catalogue, feline version.

down the chute go four Hostess Twinkies and a Diet Coke.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 22, 2019 10:51 pm

you get $4.75

i insert the 'insert here' slot into itself.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Thu May 23, 2019 9:41 am

You get an infinite loop

I insert a portal gun

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu May 23, 2019 4:37 pm

you get told to 'FFFFFFLING YOURSELF'
I insert an aerial faith plate

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 23, 2019 10:00 pm

You get the Halos, and by that I mean the baseball team.

I insert recursion.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu May 23, 2019 11:00 pm

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NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 24, 2019 12:18 pm

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I insert my own headache.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 26, 2019 1:53 pm

You get two aspirin and a barely legible note for your Doctor telling you to call in the morning...

In goes a salamander.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun May 26, 2019 2:05 pm

You get a frog and a newt.

I insert a bag of corn chips.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 26, 2019 8:39 pm

You get a packet of foot bandages.

Let's put in a bottle of ketchup.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun May 26, 2019 9:27 pm

You get homework to catch up on.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 27, 2019 3:01 pm

Yum?

Well, then, let's just stuff that homework back into the machine. Oh, and some Cliff Notes to go with it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 27, 2019 3:39 pm

you get a familiar looking empty ketchup bottle

i stuff lunar fox into the slot for forgetting to insert something earlier.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon May 27, 2019 4:15 pm

You get a Cubs hat and a picture of Wrigley Field.

I insert a beach towel.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed May 29, 2019 9:13 am

You get sunburn because you inherited my forgetfulness.

I stuff myself in.