The Vending Machine Game!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed May 29, 2019 9:36 am

You get yourself back, somehow.

I insert a bottle of sunscreen.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 29, 2019 12:53 pm

You get 20, 000 Tan M&M candies. (Alright, how the heck did you do that !?)

So, as long as we're shoveling up candy, let's see what we get putting a coal shovel into the machine...

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 30, 2019 1:24 pm

You get coal in a stocking.

I insert an emoji.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu May 30, 2019 3:07 pm

you get the emoji movie, and no returns

I insert cactus juice

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 30, 2019 3:26 pm

You get a prickly (and by that I mean angry) pear.

I insert literary devices.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 30, 2019 4:40 pm

You get a sack of typewriter keys.

In goes a walrus.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu May 30, 2019 7:06 pm

You get a DVD of The Best of Tennessee Tuxedo.

In goes a bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:06 pm

Out comes Dwayne Johnson.

In goes Ponbon!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:11 pm

out comes PunPun the infinity-paladin.

i insert Michael bay's severed head.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri May 31, 2019 2:39 pm

Out comes Wade Watts.

In he goes again!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 31, 2019 3:13 pm

Out comes Reddy Kilowatt … and an old, battered toaster.

We could try the toaster. Yeah, let's do that.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri May 31, 2019 8:36 pm

You get an English Muffin and stick of butter or margarine.

In goes a salad spinner.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:46 am

Out comes a Ronco Turnip Twaddler.

In goes a book of Bloom County strips.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:18 pm

Out comes six books of "Bone" and some 1950s "Li'l Abner" Sunday strips....

In goes a tuba.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:45 pm

You get a sousaphone.

In goes a menu for a pizzeria.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:15 am

out comes 12 extra larges of varying types. careful they're hot.

in goes the stupid grape.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:47 pm

Out comes … whoa, nice avatar Buster! Even I like that one. oh … um … a thimble full of grape marmalade.

In goes an old tricycle.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:34 am

You get wheels. I don't know what kind, they're all different.

I insert my sanity.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:11 am

you get sucked into the machine for failing to insert anything. (you wouldn't be here if you had any of that)

I insert Moe Howard

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:14 am

You get a huge stack of real estate brochures (Moe was a pretty cagey land investor!).

So in goes a biography of L. Ron Hubbard (illustrated).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:21 am

out comes a sheet of paper detailing his worthwhile contributions to humanity. it's blank. (seriously that Cultist deserves to be forgotten.)

in goes 53kg of mayonase, a frog, a bent spatula, and ten randomly selected pages from lord of the rings.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:53 am

Out comes Spongebob, and in he goes again because that's a horrible show.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:51 pm

Out comes Bob Denver because he used to be SpongeBob.....

In goes a bucket of flounders.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:25 pm

You get Plankton.

In goes Miller Park.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:01 pm

Out comes MacArthur Park. There's a cake somewhere, too, right?

In goes a Flexible Flyer sled.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:52 pm

Out comes medical bills with 'the cake is a lie' written on them.

I insert Javert.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:04 pm

You get Jerry Orbach singing "Mac the Knife" in French basal profundo.

In goes a bucket of kalamari olives.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:32 pm

out comes an over-loaded Kaminari Denki. or as i like to call him, Human Pichu.
(yes i know, the popular comparison is pikachu, not pichu, but pikachu doesn't have a tendency towards zapping himself silly, pichu does.)

speaking of which, in goes a pichu.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:34 am

You get Deadpool.

I insert NHWeston.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:39 pm

you get a prosthetic nose.

which is going right back in that thing is creepy.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:26 pm

Which gets you a bucket of Botox and a used nasal dispenser. That's disturbing...

In goes a couple of Asterix the Gaul paperbacks.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:28 am

Out come the Huns.

In goes Michael Mell.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:28 pm

since the vending machine does not register it, it starts acting weird and spews out:

52 cats,
the first 6 phases of the cursed wave
13,000,000,000 bags of goldfish
and 1 piece of broccoli

I insert Skeith, the Terror of Death, and the Neopet also called Skeith

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:41 pm

You get the anime version of Machinedramon.

I insert Gabumon.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:29 am

You get Tailmon.

I insert Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:11 am

You get Wimpy and all the gang from Thimble Theatre.

Let's try an artificially flavored soft drink.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:33 pm

Out comes Innis, the Mirage of Deceit
I insert a full 60 card deck of .hack//ENEMY along with Mia (AIDA disguised as a cat, not the cat that was the 6th phase nor any other person, fictional or real, named Mia)

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:33 am

You get all of the .Hack anime.

I insert incessant meowing.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:54 pm

You unleash a cavalcade of neurotic love-deprived kittens. (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…. )

Let's throw some old tractor tires in.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:15 pm

You get old dirt and an overwhelming number of wheat seeds

I insert the original iPhone