The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an egg.

I insert Tarot.
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I have a pack of those! *Shuffles and draws three cards.

You get the devil as your past, the world as your present and the wheel of fortune as your future.

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You get the real answer to life.

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You get the opposite. Not-As-Popular Me with my 39 subscribers :P
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The machine spits out Render's chew toy.

I Insert a Canadian penny.
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You get a Portuguese cent coin.

I insert a couple of mixed puzzle pieces.
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You get a finished puzzle within a picture frame.

I insert a bucket of Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough Ice Cream.
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You get the frozen dessert lobby attempting to Ben & Jerry's the state sanctioned ice cream brand.

I insert 100 piastres.
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you a bottle of water and 6 Denarii in change.

I insert Tiger's coupon book.
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Buster wrote:you a bottle of water and 6 Denarii in change.

I insert Tiger's coupon book.
You get sued by Keene.

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You get a wave of new artwork.

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You get Kari's Twitter. :P

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You get stomped on.

I insert a fish.
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Render wrote:You get stomped on.

I insert a fish.
Man, now Kari's going to be jealous. :lol:

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You get Concord University.

I insert Sabrina.
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You get a completely unrelated character who has the same name.

I insert all of the forum's mods.
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You get the admins.

I insert some pizza.
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You get tiger.

I insert starscream.
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You get Soundwave.

I insert some apples.
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you get three blue and yellow balloons.

I insert Zach's collar.
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You get Jessica.

I insert a K-9 vest.
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You get Fox

I insert some has browns
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You get a biscuit.

I insert Bino.
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You get his shock collar

I insert some dirty dishes
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You get clean dishes and the dirt in a bag.

I insert ants.
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You get an empty picnic basket.
I insert a Charizard action figure.
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You get a bunch of Pokemon-themed Pogs.

I insert some bubblegum.
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You get an angry custodian and thrown out by security.
I insert 53 straight COD knife kills. All of which were on Brandon from above or behind. :P
Saturn381 wrote:You get the admins.
I insert some pizza.
Buster wrote:You get tiger.
It's like fishing, but you're more likely to lose your fingers. :lol:
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You get a pile of 53 dead bodies. :shock:

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You are now the President.

I insert 53 identical severed heads. Too dark?
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You get the wax they were made out of. (nope)

I insert a con badge
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It's signed by the con artist. See what I did there? :P

I insert tab A into slot B using screwdriver F7.
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You get an instruction manual telling you how to do it right, but when you look more closely, it's in Spanish.
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The Vending Machine dances.

I jump on the dancing machine, hold tight, and insert a cable.
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You get it golden-plated at connectors.

I insert a CRT screen.
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You get a plasma screen TV.

I insert romaine lettuce.
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You get endive.

I insert an earthworm.
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You get an earworm.

I insert golden watch.
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You get a stopwatch.

I insert a watermelon.
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The Vending Machine spits the seeds at you.

I insert cheese.
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