The Vending Machine Game!

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:02 am

out comes some decent reception, quick access to spiritual apps, and very reliable channeling for the low low price of a couple of relics.

I put in a benevolent ghost

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:03 am

You get an ectoplasmic mess.

I insert an unstable warp core.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:04 am

Out comes red alert and the Klingons.

I insert one of those Klingons.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:40 pm

You get one of those cool futuristic Klingon ships from Voyager's Endgame. I should also let you know that its crew is angry and out to get you.

I insert Abraham Lincoln.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:06 pm

You a long, impassioned speech that dates back some amount of scores, at least several years ago, and a very neat hat.

I put in a skateboard

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:41 pm

You get a set of ice skates and twenty boxes of casters. (When was this machine last checked?)

Let's put in some of those chilled out iguanas from frozen Florida.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:14 pm

Out comes a well warmed, happy iguana eager to say thank you!

I put in some gold teeth

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:21 pm

You get the last iguana - with a truly remarkable smile!

So let's try some old French fries.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:28 pm

you get out a bowl of your favorite french fry based dish! Maybe poutine?

I put in a slightly used hairbrush

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:52 am

You receive a new haircut.

I put in Zach.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:12 pm

You get Zach, but scared and honestly a little whiney.

I put in a grape plushie.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:12 pm

You get Zach, but scared and honestly a little whiney.

I put in a grape plushie.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:19 pm

You get a dozing doll with a very short fuze.

Alright, since we're doing characters, here come Rex and Yeltsin.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:29 pm

out comes some very delicious cookies but with some sloppy, possibly rude words decorating each one.

in goes peanut with a gallon of espresso .

ThisthingfromNowhere · Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 pm

You get a starbucks coupon

I insert my dog's collar

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:36 pm

Out comes your dog but he can talk to you and play and stuff.

I put in some cat nip

ThisthingfromNowhere · Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:01 pm

You get Max, who is nipped out of his mind

I insert the DnD monster manual

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:44 pm

you get at least 5 dorks arguing over which edition to play and why the others are wrong.

I put in kitten mittens

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:56 pm

Out comes MatPat's cat.

In goes a batarang.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:11 am

Out comes a cowl that makes you brood and like a billion dollars.

In goes some web shooters

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:14 am

Out come a smart teenager who loves pizza.

In goes a red, white and blue vibranium shield.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:25 am

Out comes a pretty solid symbol for being all you can be all the time.

In goes the teachings of k'un-lun

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:20 pm

Out comes a truckload of fortune cookies and a really nice silkscreen.

In goes a carton of Nike shoes.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:48 pm

Out comes several sponsorships and brand deals for whatever it is you Do!

I put in my mixtape

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:00 am

You hear songs from Guardians of the Galaxy in the distance.

In goes a red Starfleet uniform.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:38 am

To my understanding, that particular vending machine soon dies.

I put in the deed to a haunted mine.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:17 pm

You get a cart load of fool's gold.

We'll push in a Lionel train set.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:14 pm

out comes a full sized version of whatever train you put in!

I put in 10lbs of popcorn

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:12 pm

You get two movie tickets.

I put in a Star Trek collar.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:22 pm

You get a Dallas!

I put in a shaken, not stirred orange soda.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:29 pm

You get at least 10 very, very intoxicated animals.(Among them King and Maxwell)

I put in "Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"(Look it up)

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:39 pm

in return you get a "levi-oh-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

I put in an unopened package of cheese

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:44 pm

Out comes Spo.
Spo: BUT I HATE CHEE-
That's not important.

I put in a Lego Island CD.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:45 pm

You get a very enthusiastic Peanut who somehow has nostalgia for the game.

I put in a copy of spider-man 2 for ps2.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:30 am

You get PIZZA TIME!

I insert a picture of gangster Spock(from "A Piece of the Action").

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:48 am

You get it back miraculously autographed. It's precious, hold onto it~

I put in a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:33 pm

You get … Elvis!?

Let's try a cantaloupe.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:08 pm

You get a very tasty fruit salad, served in a square watermelon rind! 1

I put in some powered donuts

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:18 pm

You get Fox and Mungo.

Let's try a toy Phaser.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:28 pm

You get an actual phaser. You can now phase through things as will!

I put in a rise against hoodie.